It was the day after the final battle where THE – BOY – WHO – LIVED had died after killing HE – WHO – MUST – NOT – BE – NAMED. The Order of the Pheonix was at gringotts for the reading of Harry Potter's will. Griphook started out with Everyone present??
Alright!
We begin the reading of Harry Potter's will reading on 31st October 1999 at 3PM in meeting room 47. Read as follows…
I Harry James Potter of sound Mind and Body state that I am writing my last will & Testament on my own power not under duress. To the Turkey Club and its members who are present Put your hand in the bag and pull out a number, we have a number of gifts for each of you, even slimy slytherins present.
a) Albus Dombledore as Chief Warlok……. Decided that as the Head of the order of the Pheonix he would go first and picked out 69. When he opened the package he found a letter from the Wizengamut stating that the person holding this certificate is banned from eating lemon drops for the next seven consecutive lifetimes with the curse activating as soon as the letter was read. Albus Dumbledore faints…(Order unable to revive him packs him to a corner).
b) Minerva Mcgonagal was sent next and picked you guessed it 12. She saw it was a shiny red and gold wrapped package. When she opened it she found a deed to a company in Australia that manufactured catnips alongwith a letter which said for believing me when people said I killed Mrs. Fig. Thanks.
c) Next to go was Severus Snape ( HE was the winner of Rock-Paper-Scissors) He got the number 9 which read out a lifetime supply of you guessed it Anti-Grease Shampoo and Breath Mints