Disclaimer; I own none of this... EXCEPT! Reuben.. That's mine.. =) Anyway this is my first story on here... It's just a quickly thrown together thing... Let's just hope its readable. Ooo! Severus Snape never dies in this story... =) I love him too much.

'Thoughts'
"Convo"

1st Warning! There is a lot of Dumbledore/Hermione/Weasley Bashing! =)
2nd Warning! This is Un-Beta'd. Therefore there may be mistakes. I accept all responsibility for them. XD
3rd Warning! There is Sex.. Gay Sex.. If you don't like Gay sex.. What the hell did you click this for.. Don't like it Don't click on it.. Anyway.. On with the show..

The train rattled across the old rickety bridge. Who knew it didn't just go from Kings Cross? The carriage that Reuben was in jolted harshly, causing many to slip in their seats. Sitting in the teachers compartment Reuben was enjoying the company of one Severus Snape. The man's quiet manner suited him. Bearing in mind, Reuben was just the same, after all Severus was his father, he's bound to pick up on some traits.

Once again the train jolted.

'Not the best ride I've ever had, Even in the bedroom.' This thought made Reuben smirk, just as his father raised his eyes from the potions book in his hands.

"Remember where you are Reuben, they may very well expect you to be all Gryffindor, like the annoying brats behind our carriage. No evil smirking until we're there."
"Ay Ay father sir!" He chuckled and raised his hand in mock salute.
"Good Boy."
"Patronising bastard" He replied whilst turning to look out the window.

Catching sight of his reflection on the window, Reuben studied his appearance. The straight midnight blue hair cascading like a waterfall under a full moon down to his shoulders. Freaky really, the hair of Snape men didn't seem to grow any longer.

Eyes of a dark green sparkled in amusement at the thought. Peering closer at the reflection, one could say his eyes looked like muggle pond water. Although if they said that to him, it'd most likely be the last thing they ever said. Ever.

"Get your things Rubes, We're here. Time to start your twisted teaching career." Severus said in an almost caring manner. Almost caring.
"I'm all sorted Father, I'm still a little nervous however." Reuben smirked inside, winding up his father was a favourite past time of his.
"What on earth for?"
"The curse on the position Father, I may not break it." Now he smirked out openly. Severus catching him, again.
"You will, just like you broke that headboard in the guest room that you and your 'friends' were staying in." This made his son blush and Severus chuckled. Yes he did.

A couple of carriages down the Golden Trio were discussing their second seventh year.

"After all, it's not every day that you get a second chance to better your education." 'Stupid bitch'
"But 'Moine! We don't all want to study the same thing twice." 'Ginger cunt'
"Oh, come off it Ronald! All summer you've done nothing but talk about becoming an Auror! You need decent grades for that." 'Shut up the pair of you, before I scrape your brains from your skull with my bare hands'

"Harry? Your awfully quiet." 'So I'm awful too now am I, you bushy haired jizz stain?'

"Just thinking, thats all." Luckily the pair of idiots bought it and the rest of the ride was relatively quiet and peaceful, well for Harry anyway, who had wandered off in search of less traitorous company.

Well the first chapter.. Whatchya think? Flamers are more than welcome..=)
I'm hoping to make the chapters longer, and the story more exciting..

Buh-Bye for now...

Sid..x