A Not So Typical Day in the Loud House
(Everyone is sitting on the couch watching t.v until their mother, Rita Loud came in)
Rita: Kids, it's time to play outside.
(Everyone groans)
Lynn: Yes.
(Everyone went outside and sat under a tree)
Rita: Kids, when I say play outside, I mean actually do some outdoor activities.
(Everyone groaned)
Lynn: Come on guys. It's gonna be fun.
Lincoln: How?
Lynn: I'll show you.
(she throws a basketball at Lincoln and it hits him in the face)
Lincoln: Ow!
Lynn: You dumba**. You were supposed to catch it.
(Leni laughs)
Lynn: Leni, I know you're not laughing. Your brain is the size of a walnut.
Leni: What's a walnut?
(Lynn sighs)
Lori: This is literally boring.
Lynn: Running your mouth on the phone all day is boring.
Lori: You're not wrong about that.
Lynn: Ok. Enough talk. It's time to have fun outside. The first thing we're gonna do is jog a couple of laps around the neighborhood.
(Everyone groans)
Lynn: Oh quit whining you p****es. Now let's move.
(they started jogging and Luna was already panting)
Luna: I need a break bro.
Lynn: Dude we just left the house. How can you be tired already?
Luna: I shred my axe bro not exercise.
(Lynn sighs and keeps jogging)
(Soon everyone got tired and collapsed to the ground)
Lynn: Really you guys? We just jogged around the block.
Lincoln: Can we do something else please?
Lynn: Ugh. Fine.
(they walked back to the house)
Lynn: Ok. Maybe we can just stretch. Touch your toes for 10 seconds.
(Everyone reached down as far as they can to touch their toes)
Lynn: Good. Now reach for the sky for 10 seconds.
(Everyone put their hands in the air as high as they can)
Lynn: Nice. Now do 20 jumping jacks.
(Everyone did as many as they can)
Lynn: Now drop and give me 30.
(they dropped and hand her $30.)
Lynn: No. No. No. I meant pushups.
(Everyone did as many as they can)
Lynn: Good job guys.
(they all ran inside)
Lynn: OK...
(everyone sat on the couch and watched t.v again)
Lynn: Well it's getting dark anyway.
(she goes back inside and joins them)
Lincoln: Time to watch Walking Dead.
Lori: Uh... no. Sex and the City is on.
Lana: That show is ass. Let's watch Bob the Builder.
Lynn: No one wants to watch a shitty kids show. Let's watch football
Luna: No bro. We don't like sports. Let's watch Regular Show.
Leni: Let's watch t.v.
Lana: We are stupid.
Leni: Oh.
Rita: Kids, we're going out. Lori is in charge.
Lynn Sr.: The house better be spotless when we get back.
(he glared at them and they leave)
Lisa: I say we should watch a nature show.
Everyone: Boring!
(everyone fought over the remote until it went to the t.v and smashed it).
Lori: Oh no! Mom and dad are gonna kill us.
Lana: Chill out sis. I got this.
(she fixes the t.v instantly)
Lana: There. Good as new.
Lori: Well since I'm in charge, I'm gonna decide on what show we're gonna watch.
(everyone sighed and went up to their rooms)
Lori: Yay. I have the t.v to myself.
(Clyde knocks on the door)
Lori: Ugh. Who is it?
Clyde: Lori? Is that you?
Lori: Yeah.
Clyde: I wanna see Lincoln.
Lori: Ok.
(she opens the door)
(Clyde knocks on Lincoln's door)
Lori: Wow. He actually didn't faint.
Lincoln: Hey Clyde.
Clyde: Hey Lincoln.
Lincoln: Wanna hang out together?
Clyde: Sure.
(Clyde and Lincoln leave).
Lori: Good. No boys.
Lola: I want to watch My Little Pony.
Lori: That show is for retards.
(Lola gasps)
Lola: You take that back!
Lori: Nope.
(Lola growls and jumps at Lori)
Lori: Ow! You little brat!
(she picks up Lola and throws her to the ground)
Lola: Ow! I'm telling mom.
Lori: Oh really?
(she puts duct tape over Lola's mouth)
(Lola muffle screams)
Lori: Ugh.
(she ties Lola up and throws her in her room)
Lori: Now I can have some peace and quiet. If anybody bother me, I'm gonna turn you into a human pretzel.
(Everyone is in their own rooms)
Lori: That's what I thought.
(meanwhile Clyde and Lincoln are riding their bikes)
Lincoln: Clyde, you know that Lori is already taken right?
Clyde: I know. I realize that I'm too young for her and I should start looking for girls my age.
Lincoln: That's the spirit buddy.
Clyde: Do you miss Ronnie Anne?
Lincoln: Yes. A little.
Clyde: Cool.
(Back at the Loud House, Luna is playing her guitar loudly. Lori barges in her room)
Lori: Turn that trash off!
Luna: It's not trash bro.
Lori: Don't care. Turn it off!
Luna: No.
(Lori throws the speakers out the window)
Luna: LORI, WHAT THE HELL!
Lori: Nobody wants to hear that b.s
Luna: Those speakers cost me a fortune!
(she beats up Lori)
Lori: Ow! That hurt!
(Lincoln comes back home along with his parents)
Rita: Kids, we're home!
(Lori comes downstairs with bruises all over her)
Rita: Lori, what happened to you?!
Lori: Luna kicked my ass for no reason.
Luna: No. She's lying. I beat her up because she threw my speakers out the window.
Rita: Lori, is this true?
Lori: Yes.
Rita: Both of you are grounded for a month.
(they both stomped to their rooms. After that, everyone watched t.v except for Luna and Lori since they are grounded)