Ximik: Now, the moment you've all been waiting for... (drum rolls )...Welcome to my first fanfiction! (Confetti and party horns ensue)
Itaxchi: HOORAY!
Ximik: Hey,where's Kaxaks?
Itaxchi: Don't worry, you'll see her soon enough!
Ximik: Aww, I wanted her to do the disclaimer...I'll just let Axel do it for now!
Axel: Ximik does not own anything here. Only herself.
Ximik: Thank you, Axel! Now, on with the story!
Chapter 1: Random Organization
Demyx: Come on! Just one song!
Axel: No!
Demyx: Please!
Axel: NO!
Demyx: Yes!
Axel: NO!
Demyx: YES!
Axel: NO!
Demyx: YEESSSS!
Axel: NNNOOOOOO!
Demyx: YYEEEEESSSSS!
Axel: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Demyx: YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!
Axel: Ok,fine! But just one song!
Demyx: HOORAY! Ok, here goes...
Demyx starts playing his sitar
Demyx:
"I'm a goofy goober, yeah!
You're a goofy goober, yeah!
We're all goofy goobers, yeah!
A goofy,goofy,goofy,goofy, YEAH!"
Demyx sang so badly, that windows of every world broke, many Heartless died, and even the deaf people died of it. Then, Roxas comes in.
Roxas: What is with that noise!
Demyx: I'm singing a song! Wanna hear it?
Axel: (Throws a Sora-sized shoe) NO!
Roxas: Anyways,Xemnas is calling us! We have a meeting!
So then,all three go telport to the meeting room with the VERY high chairs.
Xemnas: I think we should resurrect the Muffin Man,possess it with darkness, then stuff it in Sora's pants! Then,he will truly suffer!MWAHAHAHA!
Marluxia (In a little,girly tone) : Can I finish my prettiful garden, first?
Xemnas: NO! We must do this quick! (slaps Marluxia for no whatsoever reason)
Marluxia: OUCHIES! Now my nose is bleeding!(blood pours out like a waterfall)
Xemnas: Did I slap you that hard?
Marluxia: Uhh... (head gets on fire) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Axel: HAHAHA! That wasn't me, I swear!
Everyone,except Marluxia, laughs all their puny little heads off.
Marluxia: WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE GET THE FIRE OUT!
Laxaeus: (sitting there stupidly) Duhhhh...Catch! (Throws a giant boulder at Marluxia...causing him to get hit badly and fall off his VERY high chair...)
Marluxia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Zexion: (Somehow manages to get Marluxia back up and puts the fire out with milk)
Marluxia: Thank you!
Zexion: Sure thing. (Pushes Marluxia back down)
Marluxia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Then, secret squirrel spies jump from the ceiling to attack Marluxia, for some reason.
Squirrels: SQUEAK SQUEAK! (Translation: WORLD DOMINATION!)
Everyone: O.O"""
Then suddenly, Marluxia fangirls pop out of nowhere!
Xemnas: GAH! Fangirls! It buuuurrrnnss!
Then, all the Marluxia fangirls jump into the eternal abyss that Marluxia fell in to save him.
Fangirls: SAVE MARLUXIA-KUN!
Then, the fangirls disappear into the eternal abyss of the VERY highOrganization meeting chairs...
Xemnas: Uhh...I guess that ends our meeting...
End chapter!
Ximik: Marluxia and his fangirls were not harmed during the making of this fanfiction!
Kaxaks: And I think my friend, here, is crazy and weird!
Ximik: Kaxaks! You're here!
Itaxchi: It's a gerbils' world.It's a gerbils' world...
Ximik: Don't forget to review! And NO FLAMES! Only Axel could flame stuff, as long as it's not my fanfiction!
Axel: HOORAY!
Kaxaks: ...pyromaniac...
Ximik and Axel: HEY!