Written in Blood

by brainyravenclaw5

Malfoy asks Hermione for some help on holiday homework, and they begin a series of letter to each other. Better than it sounds. This is co-written with Quicquidlibet. Set during POA.

1. Malfoy 1

So, I'm co-writing this with another author, Quicquidlibet. All the Malfoy parts are written by me, and the Hermione letters are written by her. We do not own Harry Potter. Peace out.

Dear Granger,

You know, Snape gave us some Potions homework for the weekend. I need help so badly that I'm forced to ask a mudblood like you to help me. Pathetic, I know.

Anyway, what would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood? Please reply soon, that's the only homework I haven't done. I'll bet every galleon in the Malfoy vault that you finished your work before the train even reached King's Cross. Am I right?

Tell Potty and Weasel that I hope they die slow, painful deaths, and tell the female Weasel that I hope she accidentally casts the bat-bogey on herself.

Spitefully yours,
Draco Malfoy

P.S. Right now, I'm giving you a really nasty glare topped off with my world-famous smirk. Just thought you might want to know.

P.P.S Don't give me the wrong answer just because you hate me. I'll tell Snape exactly where I got it, and you will no longer be known as the smartest witch of our generation. I love having an advantage.