Title: An unfortunate coincidence

Author. My secret Darkness

Warnings: Rating K...yeah sure, M!! Means, yaoi, boy X boy, don't like don't read.

This is a little story for Kunonakume, she gave me the idea. This story is about... na, read it yourself if you want to know.

Enjoy!

An unfortunate coincidence

A bright and sunny day in Konoha, the birds where flying freely through the sky, the villagers were doing their daily work and the ninjas-to-be were training in the Ninja-Academy. A nice breeze, not too warm and not too cold was ruffling the leaves in the trees, and a person with familiar bubblegum colored hair was standing inside her bedroom checking her outfit.

WARNING!! Sakura's PoV

"This time I will have him for sure!" Sakura told her reflection in her mirror. She wore a bright red dress, similar to those she wore back in her Genin days, just with a few differences. It was shorter than normal and a few cherry blossom petals in black where imprinted on it, and it hugged her body nicely. The last five years had been very kind to her, and with a few make-up tips from Tsunade she would surely win Sasuke's heart today.

She nodded to herself and left the house, waving her mother goodbye who was sitting in the living room reading a book. Her mother smiled, her daughter grew up beautiful. Sure, her forehead was still a little too big but she was undoubtedly beautiful and a great ninja. When she first told her about her plans to go to the academy her mother flat-out refused, she said that it was too dangerous and a waste of time, there were enough jobs in Konoha that didn't include getting killed on missions. She was surprised when the Hokage told her that her daughter was very talented, and even more when Sakura crushed the next wall with a single punch.

And if her daughter would marry the village prodigy everything would be perfect.

End of Sakura's PoV

An annoying screech broke the comfortable silence of the team seven training grounds.

"SASUKE-KUUUUUN!!"

Sasuke's day was now officially ruined.

Sakura walked over to her teammate, who just tried to take a nap. He stood up and sighed, was it that time again?

Sakura stood infront of Sasuke, eyes towards the floor and fiddling in her dress. She was blushing so hard that her face resembled the color of her dress, it was hilarious, her bright pink hair contrasting with her red face.

"Sasuke-kun, uhm, would you-"

"GIRLS!! HE'S OVER THERE!" Sasuke and Sakura turned around and saw a single girl pointing at Sasuke, she was yelling something at someone behind her and Sasuke looked closely who she was talking to.

He paled to an degree that would put every ghost to shame.

Out of the bushes and trees of the training area jumped girls, and lots of them. The "Uchiha Sasuke fan club" of Konoha, and every girl wore an determined look on her face. On the outside Sasuke merely arched an eyebrow, but on the inside her was desperately trying to figure out an escape route. Finally he found one, a small gap in the formation of girls, who were now advancing towards him. He better act quick or he would be trapped.

Before Sakura knew what was happening Sasuke ran, using his chakra to boost his speed, and by a hair's breadth he escaped the closing circle of girls, who immediately began to hunt down their prey aka Sasuke.

The villagers greeted Sasuke with a smile, but he didn't even notice, it was always the same: Just a year since he returned to Konoha his fanclub hunted him again, and with every passing day they became more persistent.

"Sasuke-kun, don't run away, I love you!"

"No, come to me I love you more!"

"SASUKE-KUN!!"

He jumped on top of the next building and continued to run away. He knew why they tried so hard to get him, the elders came to him and handed him an official order, sealed and written on the paper used for new laws and all, and they INSTRUCTED, yes, instructed him to get a wife. He run into a small alley and saw his fangirls and Sakura passing by without noticing him, and he sighed. He pulled out the letter he received last month, and his face took an angry expression again, everytime he read that letter the words sounded more cruel to him.

This is an official new law of Konoha, signed and instructed by the council of Konohagakure no Sato.

Every sole heir to a ninja clan of Konoha has to find a partner for marriage until they are eighteen years old. The normal law including the necessity to agree to a marriage and every other laws concerning a marriage do not apply in this case, if the main heir of the clan was unable to find a partner for marriage until they turn eighteen the council will choose for them.

No one has the right to break up this arrangement, the heir and his chosen partner will marry at the heirs eighteenth birthday, no one has the right to interfere.

Signed, the elders of Konohagakure no Sato.

Under this was a lit of the names of the elders, and Sasuke wanted to scream in frustration. They are forcing him to marry, and if he couldn't find (or in this case didn't WANT to find) a partner he would be forced into marriage with a random girl, probably from another clan in Konoha. He read this letter over and over again, there was no way to avoid this, it was an official law, there was no way to avoid this, and running away was not an option, he vowed to himself never to betray his friends again. Or at least those he saw as his friends, which was just one person to be exact, Naruto.

He read the letter again and again, hoping that the words would change their meaning, but it was futile, these where the exact words of the law, and to make sure that there was no way to escape the elders put this law above every other law concerning marriage, he was doomed. When he chose somebody, or rather when somebody was chosen for him no one was able to interfere, the elders probably did this to prevent his fangirls and everybody else to ruin their plan.

He was doomed to a loveless marriage, an annoying wife and a bunch of snotty brats. And if he said that he didn't want children the elders would simply make a new law to force him into it, as ridiculous as it sounded.

Of course it was a lie, he wanted family, he wanted children to bring life back into the Uchiha mansion, but everytime he tried to imagine himself with a woman he felt the urge to run away, did he turn asexual or what?

Just when Sasuke felt like he wanted to die another scream interrupted his stupor.

"THERE!! I FOUND HIM!"

Shit!

And the hunt started again, and while Sasuke run away from the screaming girls he tried to figure out a way to escape the marriage and the girls altogether, there has to be a way, no law was perfect. Luckily he was good at multitasking, so he managed to avoid running into something while trying to escape his rabid fangirls.

He finally found a good hiding place: The Hyuuga mansion. He and Neji were pretty close when they were young children, probably because they were both from family with an advanced bloodline. Neji was one of the first persons who forgave him, all thanks to the blonde dobe of course.

"Well, what brings you here Sasuke, running away from your fans again?" Neji said, and on his normally emotionless face formed something that actually resembled an amused smile.

Sasuke scowled, he was not in the mood for that.

"There, read this." He handed Neji the letter, he read it and... burst out laughing.

Sasuke stared, Neji was almost lying on the floor with laughter, only standing straight because he grabbed the doorway. While Sasuke stared at the miracle of a laughing Neji, said Byakugan holder finally regained his composure, stepping aside and inviting Sasuke in.

"Well, bad luck, it seems that they can't wait to have more Uchiha heirs hm?" Neji said, and his eyes were shining with amusement.

"Please help me to get out of this." Sasuke said, sitting down on the couch in the living room. He sounded almost desperate, and Neji got serious again, if the elders really planned to force him into marriage it could ruin his life. Neji considered Sasuke a friend, not a close friend but a friend nonetheless, and he'll try to help him.

Neji quietly sat down and read the letter over and over again, trying to find a way for Sasuke to avoid getting married.

He found no way, the elders seemed to have made this law completely inviolable, not even the bride or the groom where allowed to interfere.

"You really don't want to get married with any woman?"

Sasuke shook his head no.

"I want someone who could give me a challenge and could love me for who I am, not for the Uchiha prodigy but for myself. All those girls are whiny and weak and annoying and just after my looks, my money or my last name. It sucks when people only want to marry you because of your social status."

Neji nodded, he had to deal with that problem himself, those fangirls are annoying as hell, but Sasuke's situation was worse. Luckily he already had someone, but no one knew and he wouldn't tell anyone anytime soon.

"Who are the closest persons you have?"

Sasuke pondered over that, there weren't exactly many.

"Well, there are Kakashi-sensei, Naruto and Sakura. But Sakura is annoying as hell, I could respect for her talents as a ninja but living with her would kill me. I consider a few of the rookie nine friends too, not really close friends but friends nonetheless, that is the reason why I can't force anyone into a loveless relationship. I'm not exactly a healthy person to be around, there are only a few who don't make me want to kill them."

"You could set up a fake relationship, this would get rid of your fangirls, if you chose someone they aren't allowed to interfere. But you should chose someone you can at least tolerate."

"But every girl annoys me to death, so that isn't really an option."

"Then I can't help you, you have to get rid of that yourself, there is nothing anyone could do against this. At least, if you chose someone that person cannot refuse, so you can skip the whole dating part."

"Oh, thank you for that information, I'm glad you told me." Sasuke said sarcastically, stood up and took the letter from Neji.

"Thank you nevertheless." He said and left the Hyuuga mansion.

He slowly walked down a deserted road, at least he could think in solitude.

He read the dreaded letter again, there was really nothing he could do, he was getting married in eleven months and there was nothing he could do about it.

"SASUKE-KUUUUUN!!"

Oh crap.

The fangirls found their prey again and the only thing Sasuke could do was to run, at least this time the group was smaller, maybe only six or seven girls. Just when Sasuke dashed around a corner he bumped into something orange and black with blonde hair, said thing falling down to the ground.

"Hey, watch where you- Sasuke -teme?! Really, you are always making bad days worse, you-."

Sasuke sighed and tuned Naruto out, run into someone and that person had to be the dobe, could this get any worse?

Just when said blonde fox-boy flailed his arms around in his typical manner and yelled at him he got an idea.

Sure, it wasn't a good idea, but the only way to escape the situation, it was the lesser of the two evil. He looked down on his letter again, scanning the lines for anything that could speak against it.

Nothing. The word used in the letter was "partner", not women or wife or anything about gender at all.

He tried to collect his thoughts. He could tolerate Naruto, that was for sure. He may be annoying and a baby sometimes but he is also strong and full of energy. He could also offer a challenge, and was his closest person. But the most important fact is that if one of his friends asked for help Naruto would never deny this help, he was too kind for that.

And he wasn't exactly bad-looking either. He took a closer look at the blonde, still not listening. Yes, Naruto was definitely good-looking, he had a slender but muscular body, so much Sasuke knew from going to the Onsen with him a few times, and the way he acted all riled up, pouting and yelling like a child was quite cute too.

Ignoring the disturbance coming from calling Naruto cute and after some more thinking Sasuke sighed, it was not nice to do that to Naruto, but he was desperate and had no choice after all, right?

", to simply run into- hey, are you even listening?!"

"Shut up dobe." Sasuke could hear his fangirls coming closer, he had to act fast. He stepped forward and pressed his friend/rival into the next wall. It was quite easy considering that Naruto was taken by surprise and a little smaller than him. He smiled an almost devilish smile, and Naruto gave him a questioning look. Oh yes, at first he thought it was a really unfortunate coincidence that made him run into the boy, but now it seemed quite useful.

"Bastard, what are you-hmp!!"

To say that Naruto was shocked would be an understatement. Was Sasuke, THE Uchiha Sasuke...kissing him?!

While Naruto desperately tried to keep himself from fainting, Sasuke pressed closer to Naruto, and he was surprised that Naruto didn't struggle, but he was probably too shocked to do anything.

But what surprised Sasuke the most was that hew didn't felt disgusted or anything, actually it felt quite good.

A shocked screech made the two boys break apart, Sasuke turned around to meet the faces of a shocked mob of fangirls, even bigger than the last one, they probably saw him running through the village and chased after him again. He smirked at their faces, serves them right!

"Everyone, meet Naruto, my fiancée!" he announced out of the blue, as if it was the most natural thing to simply chase after your dream boy and find him while he was kissing another guy.

"Y-your-" a random girl stuttered, but she didn't came much further, the whole mob of fangirls just fainted.

Suddenly Sasuke felt something hitting his back and turned around. There on the ground was Naruto, obviously unconscious.

Sasuke sighed again and lifted him up, hoisting the surprisingly light boy over over his shoulder and walked back to the Uchiha mansion.

He will have a lot to explain to Naruto.

He he, evil fangirls. This will get even more interesting, including a pink bitch in denial, a Sasuke who is questioning his sexuality and Naruto just being Naruto until reality hits him.

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