Another take on what could have happened in the Aragorn and Arwen wedding scene. Keep in mind that I did this based on the LOTR movies and not the book so I probably should say the coronation scene. But whatever. Just some silly fun.
Disclaimer: I own none of these characters, they belong to the remarkable JRR Tolkien.
The Alternate Wedding/Coronation Scene
Arwen emerged from behind The White Tree banner
Aragorn pounced on Arwen and started smooching her in front of the Gondorian people who does not think this is un-kingly of him and started cheering
An angry Eowyn took out her hidden dagger and tried to cut off Arwen's hair
The people gasped in horror
Arwen shrieked, "Hey, what are you doing? I am the woman who gave him that jewel, you know!"
Aragorn sighed and said, "Eowyn, why had you come?"
Eowyn started to get teary-eyed and said in a wobbly voice, "Do you not know? You cannot command others to stay behind because they want to be at your side! Because they love you!"
Silence fell over the crowd. Legolas examined his perfectly-manicured nails. Gimli combed his beard. Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin played 'Happy Family' cards
Gandalf looked at Aragorn. "All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you."
Everyone ignored Gandalf
Arwen stepped in front of Aragorn and exclaimed loudly, "I have made my choice! If you want him, come and claim him!"
Eowyn, who no longer had tearful eyes, replied fiercely, "I will kill you if you touch him! DEAAAAAAATH!"
Both women screamed and went on to pull each other's hair
Aragorn watched them both and said resignedly, "I am Isildur's heir, but even I cannot stop this nonsense!"
Aragorn, Faramir and Eomer joined the hobbits to play 'Snap'