A/N hello people! This is when my friend Emily and I got really really bored, so we pretended that we were the Cullens and Bella, and we actually were at different houses writing this stuff, and this is the exact wording we had, and everything. Here's the deal, Emily was all the boys, and I was all the girls. Beware now-all are very OOC!! Now that you know, enjoy!
Here's their screen names:
ILoveEdward-Bella
ILoveBella-Edward
LoveToShop-Alice
EmoBoi-Jasper
GummieBearsRule!-Emmett
BloodyRose-Rosalie
So here it is!
ILoveEdward: hi is anyone on??
ILoveBella: hello love.i'm here.
iLoveEdward: edward!!!
GummieBearsRule!: yeah so am I!!
LoveToShop: hey dont forget me!
ILoveBella: ugh sarcasticlly how could we? so bella how was your shopping trip with alice?
ILoveEdward: edward, it was shopping! how do you think it went? but we did go to Hot Topic...
LoveToShop: good times, good times
GummieBearsRule!: ohh ohh what'd you guys do at ht? i love that place!
iLoveBella: emmett i again question your sanity
LoveToShop: emmet, you dont go to ht! and if you do, how dare you for not bringing me!
ILoveEdward: here we go...
GummieBearsRule!: sorry...
ILoveEdward: edward, save me!!
ILoveBella: whats wrong now bella? i see no danger whats so ever right now
ILoveEdward: you dont understand! alice is right next to me giving me the puppy dog face trying to get me to go shopping again! and she wants to go to hollister!
LoveToShop: hi, im bak. bella is very resistant, edward
ILoveBella: WHAT!! what did you do to her??!! so help me if you hurt her...
LoveToShop: i didnt hurt her you big baby. im just...uh...
ILoveEdward: edward! ah!
ILoveBella: just what?? what's wrong bella?!!!
GummieBearsRule!: yeah whats goin on this is gettin good!!
LoveToShop: shut up emmett
GummieBearsRule!: make me!
ILoveBella: bella tell me whats going on!
ILoveBella: alice...grrr
LoveToShop: i will! now you have to come with us and carry our clothes, emmett
GummieBearsRule!: noooooo!
LoveToShop: mwahaha
ILoveEdward: shes trying to grab me!!
ILoveBella: alice let her go!! what are you trying to do anyway?
LoveToShop: i will never! she is going shopping with me and is gonna like it
GummieBearsRule!: alice you are one evil pixie...
ILoveBella: well bella i can see nothing wrong with that...
LoveToShop: im not a pixie!
GummieBearsRule!: well u kinda look like one...your so tiny...
ILoveEdward: ow! and yes, there is something wrong! did you not hear me say hollister? ow, alice, stop that!
LoveToShop: well u suk emmett
ILoveEdward: alice will you give it up!
LoveToShop: never! you need to learn the wonderful benefits of shopping
ILoveEdward: theres nothing wonderful about it!
LoveToShop: you did not just go there
ILoveBella: alice do not hurt her!! remember human, fragile! and bella calm down im sure it will be fine.
ILoveEdward: she bruised my arm...
ILoveEdward: if you love me you will save me
ILoveBella: bella i do love you..more than you can comprehend. and if you truly do love me than you should be able to trust me when i say you will be fine. and alice if you harm her one more time i wont be so trusting and will take her away and never let you take her shopping again!
GummieBearsRule!: sure bella would enjoy that...
ILoveEdward: yes i would. and edward, please dont do this
GummieBearsRule!: more alone time with eddie-poo huh?
ILoveBella: dont..call...me..that...
ILoveBella: grrrrr
LoveToShop: i didnt hurt her! and ok fine, i'll go to this in a less painful way for bella. we'll go to steve and berrys. better?
ILoveEdward: i guess...
ILoveBella: there you two have finally come to a compromise
ILoveEdward: teehe
ILoveBella: bella? teehe?
ILoveEdward: yup
ILoveBella: explanation?
ILoveEdward: cute version of lol
ILoveBella: mhmmmmm definatly cute
ILoveEdward: blushes
GummieBearsRule!: eww you guys are creepy when you get gooey!!
ILoveBella: shut up emmett
LoveToShop: i think its cute!
ILoveBella: thank you alice
LoveToShop: welcome!
ILoveBella: emmett i think i have the right to complement my fiancee if i want to!
ILoveEdward: thats right! let edward be all sexy while he yells at you emmett
GummieBearsRule!: fine as long as you two love birds dont go into x rated stuff like cybering shudders warn us if you are
ILoveBella: sexy?
ILoveEdward: very
ILoveBella: same to u, much much more though...
ILoveEdward: blushes deeper
LoveToShop: awwwwwwwww
GummieBearsRule!: you guys gross me out...
ILoveEdward: i try
ILoveBella: same here...
LoveToShop: emmett, let them have their moment! god
ILoveEdward: edward...
ILoveBella: what is it love?
ILoveEdward: i miss you...
ILoveBella: i miss you too...why dont you come over and we can listen to music in my room...
ILoveEdward: or maybe we dont even need the music...
LoveToShop: ooh ooh ooh! i just had a vision! you will be using the music while you...you kno
ILoveBella: dont see any reason why we need it but alright...and alice i warned you dont go to far into that part of our futures...
LoveToShop: i kno but i just got so curious!
ILoveEdward: turns permanetly red
GummieBearsRule!: hehe bella looks so funny when she blushes
ILoveBella: i think she looks beautiful
ILoveEdward: thank you edward! come here, i want to give you a kiss
ILoveBella: be there in 10 seconds
ILoveEdward: and for emmett...bad things will happen to you
ILoveEdward: yay! i'll be waiting
edward has signed off
GummieBearsRule!: nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
LoveToShop: emmett you are such a perve
GummieBearsRule!: not the rath of the clumsy human!!!
GummieBearsRule!: and alice no i am not!
ILoveEdward: edwards here!
GummieBearsRule!: ewwwwwwww
LoveToShop: yes you are i just had a vision poor rosalie
GummieBearsRule!: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
ILoveEdward: hehe edward kissed me
GummieBearsRule!: greeeaaaaaat bella he does that like all the time
ILoveEdward: i kno but i love it hes sooooooo sexy when he kisses me
ILoveEdward: hehe
ILoveBella: mhmmmm so are you bella...
GummieBearsRule!: gag gag
ILoveEdward: hehe emmetts getting sick
ILoveBella: good he deserves it..
ILoveEdward: yes he does... leans in for kiss
GummieBearsRule!: WHAT?!!
LoveToShop: sigh. we will shopping tomorrow instead, k?
ILoveEdward: what, emmett?
ILoveBella: mhmmm thats fine with me kisses bella
GummieBearsRule!: you dont wanna know!
ILoveEdward: giggles i'll except your kiss, edward...
ILoveEdward: what dont we wanna kno?
GummieBearsRule!: AHH!! ALICE MAKE THEM STOP!!
LoveToShop: nope. they are adorable
GummieBearsRule!: ugh...
GummieBearsRule!: more like scary and mushy
LoveToShop: great, now i miss jazzy
ILoveBella: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr emmett i suggest you run
GummieBearsRule!: yeah like im scared of you
ILoveEdward: you should be scared of my sexy fiancee
ILoveEdward: he'll kick your ass if i ask him to
ILoveBella: yes i would
ILoveEdward: i knew you would! cause you loooooove me
ILoveBella: yes i do
LoveToShop: jasper said to stop feeling ur making him go crazy hes like jumping all over the place and getting these mood swings from you guys. lolz it kinda looks like he has pms...
ILoveEdward: poor jasper
GummieBearsRule!: haha one minute he wants to fuck alice then hes running around screaming haha
ILoveEdward: awwww dont make fun of him!
ILoveBella: bella are you secretly harboring feelings for my brother?? im hurt.
ILoveEdward: no, i just feel bad for the poor guy. but if you dont believe me i could just go...
ILoveBella: NO NO NO I LOVE YOU DONT LEAVE ME please bella…
ILoveEdward: but you dont believe me...
ILoveBella: i believe you…
ILoveBella: 100
LoveToShop: edward, you hurt the girls feelings! what do you have to say for yourself?!
ILoveBella: im so sorry bella i love you with all of my un beating heart
ILoveEdward: disbelieving voice really?
ILoveBella: yes i do.do u forgive me?
ILoveEdward: i forgive you! i love you
ILoveBella: i love you too bella
LoveToShop: jasper really needs to get another computer...
EmoBoi: why would i need another i already have 5??
LoveToShop: jazzy!!
EmoBoi: ahhh alice. what are you guys doing?
GummieBearsRule!: well bella and edward are gettin all mussy!!
LoveToShop: edward and bella are being really cute while emmetts eyes are burning out with pain
GummieBearsRule!: they're not burning. but they are being a little more than cute
ILoveEdward: no you are just being gay is all
GummieBearsRule!: i am not gay if anyone is gay its edward!
ILoveEdward: sobs he called you gay, edward! does that mean you dont love me?
ILoveBella: grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
ILoveEdward: you love guys?
ILoveBella: of course i love you
ILoveEdward: sobs
ILoveBella: i do not love guys i love you
ILoveEdward: are you sure?
BloodyRose: what are you all talking about?
GummieBearsRule!: edward's gayocity
LoveToShop: emmett get a life
ILoveBella: for the last time i do not love guys!! if i had to kiss someone i'd want it to be bella!!
GummieBearsRule!: i dont need a life im already dead
LoveToShop: grow up. metaphorically you idiot
GummieBearsRule:P
BloodyRose: ha! i agree with alice
LoveToShop: woo! high five!
BloodyRose: slaps alices hand
EmoBoi: wow...
ILoveBella: i know...
GummieBearsRule!: weird…
ILoveEdward: awwwwwwwwwww you'd want to kiss me over a guy?
ILoveBella: yes i most definetly would
ILoveEdward: yay me!
LoveToShop: jazzy they are making me depressed
BloodyRose: emmett, alice just told me about her vision you are a sick, sick man
GummieBearsRule!: im sorry rose
BloodyRose: sigh
EmoBoi: why are you depressed alice?
LoveToShop: cause they're being all lovey-dovey and im not...
LoveToShop: its depressing!
EmoBoi: why dont you sign off and then we can be all lovey dovey too...
ILoveBella: ok too.. much.. info... jasper and could you please stop it with those graphic metal pictures...
LoveToShop: hmm all i need now is a kiss i want to see whats happening here i had a vision theres gonna be a fight soon
EmoBoi: sorry...
ILoveEdward: poor eddie...
ILoveBella: sigh i guess ill live its just disturbing being able to see what they are doing shudder i really didn't need a picture to go along with the noises
GummieBearsRule!: ewwww
ILoveEdward: awwww im srry for you eddie
ILoveEdward: and EWWWW
ILoveBella: shut up emmett and rose give me plenty of pictures as well
LoveToShop: hey! you people do it too! well except for edward and bella
LoveToShop: ...
GummieBearsRule!: were not all sexually repressed like you and bella
ILoveEdward: i am not sexually depressed! he just doesnt want to kill me
EmoBoi: its true i can feel it coming off you guys all the time
ILoveEdward: grr
EmoBoi: its true...
ILoveBella: grrrrrrrrrr
ILoveEdward: make them stop, edward!!
ILoveBella: bellas right i dont wanna kill her im sure we would if that wasnt an issue
GummieBearsRule!: wow
EmoBoi: edward!
ILoveBella: umm..i mean..ummm.err.AGH!
ILoveEdward: i wanna have sex god dammit! kill me if needed
ILoveBella: grrrrrrr
ILoveEdward: well its true!
ILoveBella: i know bella me too
BloodyRose: emmett all this talk is killing me...cant we just go do it already?
GummieBearsRule!: sure rose im coming!!
emmett has signed off
BloodyRose: k i'll meet you in the room
ILoveBella: ughh
rose signed off
LoveToShop: that was weird
ILoveBella: ewww theyre starting to torture me with metal pictures
LoveToShop: ewwwwwwwww im having more visions! jazzy make it stop!!
EmoBoi: dear god the lust and passion coming from that room!!!!!!!!
LoveToShop: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellp meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
ILoveBella: JASPER!! stop right now!!
EmoBoi: cant.help.it.too.much.emotion
ILoveBella: growls i cant take it!
ILoveBella: AHHH!!!
EmoBoi: sorry edward...
ILoveEdward: you guys are sooooo weird
ILoveBella: hes sending off tidal waves of lust and want...its hard to control it...
LoveToShop: emmett is?
LoveToShop: ew
ILoveBella: no jasper!!! hes taking it off himself by sending it to everyone else!
LoveToShop: and i should prolly run now
LoveToShop: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ILoveBella: cant control lust and want...
LoveToShop: hes trying to have sex with me right now!!!!!!!!!!!
ILoveBella: who emmett or jasper?
LoveToShop: BOTH!!!!!!!!
ILoveBella: AHH THE LUST IT BURNS!!! cant...contol...lust..and...want...
ILoveBella: too much...groans
EmoBoi: come on alice!!!!!!!
LoveToShop: no!!
EmoBoi: why not??
LoveToShop: cause im talking! god
EmoBoi: groans im goin to my study...
LoveToShop: ok love you
ILoveBella: yes and please stop!!! THE LUST!!!
EmoBoi: love you too alice…
jasper has signed off
LoveToShop: i feel bad for bella i think shes gonna get what she wants tonight...
ILoveBella: ummmmmmm...
LoveToShop: yea dont deny the psycic
LoveToShop: disssssssssssssssss
ILoveBella: alice...grrrrrr
LoveToShop: lolz
LoveToShop: i'll just get jazzy if you have a problem edward...
ILoveBella: i told you to stay out of that part of our future...
LoveToShop: hey! visions do not obey me all the time! they come as you decide to do things!
ILoveBella: AHHH the lust...hes sending off more...cant control so much lust...
LoveToShop: EDWARD!!!!!!!!!
ILoveBella: what...
LoveToShop: wheres bella??
ILoveBella: ummm idk bella love are you still there???
LoveToShop: i dont think she is...
ILoveEdward: crying edward...
ILoveBella: ALICE!! where is she??
LoveToShop: idk!!!!
ILoveBella: OMC bella what's wrong??
ILoveEdward: it hurts...
ILoveBella: whats wrong?? what hurts??
ILoveEdward: everything...ow...
ILoveBella: what happened??
ILoveEdward: i dont remember...i hit my head though...
ILoveBella: on what??
ILoveEdward: ow...
ILoveBella: did you trip again???!! ALICE!! WHY DIDNT YOU SEE THIS AND CATCH HER????!!! wait aren't you with her?
LoveToShop: no
LoveToShop: she ran away
ILoveBella: why not you said u would be!!!!
ILoveBella: ugh
ILoveBella: bella are you alright
ILoveEdward: cry
LoveToShop: does that answer your question?
ILoveBella: alice go over there and help her...i...cant right now...
LoveToShop: why cant you??
ILoveBella: too much lust...thanx to your husband ill probably end up doing something incredibly stupid
LoveToShop: yea well oh well shes not my fiancee
LoveToShop: go help your damn fiancee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ILoveBella: welll...i cant...for another...reason...
LoveToShop: what NOW??
ILoveBella: umm welll you see...
LoveToShop: YES??
ILoveBella: ummmmm...bella might not be to happy about it...
LoveToShop: why would she not be happy to see you??
ILoveBella: well thats the thing she i cant really come and see her because...ummm...
LoveToShop: im waiting...
ILoveBella: ummmm...do i have to say it haven't you seen it already?
LoveToShop: yes but i want to make you say it
ILoveBella: i...
GummieBearsRule!: hes grounded and cant leave his room for 2 weeks!!
GummieBearsRule!: ha
ILoveEdward: ...edward...
ILoveBella: what is it love?
LoveToShop: shes probably dying!!
ILoveBella: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
LoveToShop: go i'll distract esme
GummieBearsRule!: edward if you leave your room i swear ill tell esme and carlisle...
ILoveBella: grrrr emmett
GummieBearsRule!: thats for callin me a perv
LoveToShop: emmett there are soooooo much worse things that i can do to you then you can imagine...
GummieBearsRule!: gulp
LoveToShop: rosalie is on my side, remember?
ILoveBella: ummm bella cant you come here i cant suffer the rath of esme...what if she found out??
LoveToShop: i told you i can handle it just go! and she cant move shes in pain
ILoveBella: THAT"S IT!! BELLA IM COMING!!
LoveToShop: go!
ILoveBella: busts through wall and runs as fast as possible BELLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
edward has signed off
BloodyRose: hmmm well hes gone
LoveToShop: jasper, get ur cute ASS off of me!!
LoveToShop: rosalie, help?
BloodyRose: smiles evilly sure...
loud crash occurs in alice and jaspers room
LoveToShop: thank you
BloodyRose: np
EmoBoi: owwwwwww what was that for alice i need you right now!!!
A/N hahaha hi peoples! Was it funny? Well like I mentioned before, I wasn't going to post this, it was just something Emily and I did cause we were bored, so for anything mentioned…its kinda weird…but yea! And if you all love me and review, I'll make Emily have more conversations like this with me and post them on here too!! Okay? So be a good person and review!