Hey guys this is my first fic, so I hope you like it, please I wanna know your opinions about so leave reviews, it's very easy lol, more reviews I'll update faster so. This is a GP!Brittany, because we all know there are very few fics about it so I wanna change that lol and also c'mon who doesn't love badass Brittany with a dick ;) just give it a shot please? :) Any sugestions just PM me. Now on with the story.

Chapter 1

Brittany and Sam are the badass Pierce twins, both being 18, blondes, piercing blue eyes, well Brittany has (just like her father), while Sam has gorgeous green eyes (just like her mother), tan, amazing abs that can cut glass, always partying hard, and very popular among the ladies, yes Brittany is gay and she was born with this little, no huge package between her legs, which she's very proud of, and she's always teasing Sam that she is bigger than him (which in fact it is, but shh don't tell the poor boy). Also they do not do relationships, only one-night stands, and they are happy with their free-commitment deal. They are always competing on who gets the hottest girl and the best laid. They come from a lovable and open-mind family, their father, a tall, blond, blue-eyed man, James Pierce is a successful real state agent and their also blond, green-eyed and a-little-bit quirky mother, Phoebe Pierce is a masseuse. She also plays the guitar just for fun and her favorite song is 'Smelly Cat', written by her, which she's very proud of. And they all live together in their big house in Lima, Ohio. But their parents are always working or on business trips, so they have the house all for themselves most of the times.

Brittany and Sam go to William McKinley High School, a huge not-so-cheap but not-so-expensive school, they both are in the football team and they are the team-leaders. You maybe wondering right now how can she be in the football team? She is a girl and blah blah right? Well yes, she's the only girl in the team, but with her badassness and her crazy skill abilities, she's THE best in the whole school and because of her, the team has won multiple games, so there you go you sexist people out there. That's why they were at the top of the food chain.

"Hey there sista, whatcha doing?" Sam said entering the living room. Brittany was sitting at he couch watching TV.

"Hey there Sammy, nothing just chillin' I think I'm gonna skip school today, gosh I'm still hangover from last night." Brittany said smirking at him because she knows he hates when she calls him Sammy, he never let anyone call him that.

He glares at her, "Such a responsible person, dude you can't miss more classes, dad is gonna flip, I don't wanna go either but I have lots of detentions already so I have to, and don't call me Sammy, you know I hate it plus it ruins my badass reputation!" She laughs hard.

"You have a badass reputation Sammy?" He punches her in the stomach.

"Shut the fuck up! I'm more badass than you, oh and I got the hottest girl last night." He smirks.

"Oh really? I fucked half the girls in the entire school and you, well I can count the ones you fucked with the fingers of my hands! And no, you didn't" She said laughing but punching him in the arm at the same time.

He stands up and walk to the door, "Fuck you! See ya later then jerk!", and with that he left for school. She just laugh harder, she likes to tease him.

- o -

Noah "Puck",as he calls himself (it's a childhood-nickname thing, a long story for another time) and Santana Lopez, come from a very high-class and successful family, their father Daniel Lopez, a very handsome tan man, is a successful doctor, the best in L.A, and their mother Gloria Lopez, is a former supermodel. She's from Colombia, and has a voluptous body, sassiness, a charming personality and gorgeous brown eyes which you definitely can say Santana has inherited from her (while Puck has his father's hazel eyes). She also have a thick accent, that their kids and husband always tease her a little a bit. So money was never nor is a problem for them. They both have very fancy cars, Toyotas Prius, to be more exact, Santana's is white and Puck's is black.

Santana, the youngest Lopez, is 17 while her brother Puck is 18, and he is always taking care of her and being extra protective of her, she's her baby sister after all and he knows she's a very gorgeous girl and have always had all the boys at her feet, and he knows sometimes these boys only want to get into her pants just because she's hot and that pisses him off, he thinks her sister deserves the best in the world. Also Santana is one of the sweetest girl and very caring for the people she loves, that's why she has such good friends and a loving family who love her very much, but do not get her wrong, she is not by any chance naïve, because hell yeah she knows she has a rocking body and that she makes all the boys go crazy around her but what can she do? She knows she's hot and smart, she just sometimes falls in love too fast. She also has made a few photoshoots here and there, with famous photographers (with the help of her mom), not that she wants to be a supermodel or anything but she has the looks and the body, and she loves to follow her mother's footsteps sometimes, and who doesn't love the glamour of the cameras right? They are from L.A, but because of her father's work they have to move to Lima, Ohio, living in their huge house almost a mansion, all of them are a very close and lovable family, they love each other very much. Also today is their first day.

"So, are you nervous baby sis?" Puck said getting out of his expensive car, they decide to ride together since it's their first day. Santana smiled.

"A little bit, but I'm very confident about my moves and good looks" she winked at him. She's gonna try-out for the cheerleading squad, because she was a very good one in their old school.

"Ha! I know you do" He said already smiling at his sister, he knows she's very talented.

"And how about you my Pucky boy, are you nervous?" She is the only one who can call him that.

"Nuh, I'm gonna kill it! And we're gonna rule this school" He's gonna try-out for the football team.

"Oh yeah, although I think we already kinda are, look" As they were walking to the main entrance, everybody was looking at them, all the girls were looking at Puck already drooling and all the boys were cat-whistling and staring at Santana like she was their prey. Puck put one of his arms around her in a protective way.

"Ugh those jerks can't keep it in their pants, can they?" Santana laughed hard.

"You do the same thing too Pucky"

"But you are my baby sister so I can insult them and besides I like me some ladies attention, I know they can't resist the Puckasaurus" He said smirking, she laughed harder.

"Maybe if they like dead animals in boys's heads"

"C'mon Tana, don't kill my vibe, just admit that the ladies love my mohawk" He smirked again.

"If you say so, whatever works for you" She laughed. Puck began to pout, the Lopez pout. She smiled.

"Alright alright I have to say that the mohawk looks badass but also cute in you Pucky" She said kissing him in the cheek. He grinned at her, she loves her brother very much.

When they entered the school, Santana look around and she noticed there were some cute boys that look nice. And some girls too but she doesn't play for that team, but also she doesn't have anything against it, yes she has kissed a few girls in parties but never date one.

"Excuse me, you're new here right?" They heard a voice behind them, when they turned, they saw standing there a blond and a brunette girl.

"Yeah, we are, we are kinda looking for our classrooms actually" Santana said.

"Great! Uhm, I can help you to find your classes" the blond girl said smiling at her.

"Wow she's really hot" the brunette girl said smirking in Santana's direction. The blond one punch the brunette in the arm.

"Ugh excuse her, by the way I'm Quinn Fabray and this is Emily Fields, we're both in the cheerleading squad" Quinn said extending her hand to shake Santana's and Emily did the same, although she holded Santana's hand a little longer than usual.

"Hey I'm Santana Lopez and this this my brother Puck"

"Hey ladies" he said smirking, Quinn and Emily just stared at him.

"Oh hi, didn't see you there, okaaaay moving on to the classrooms" Santana laughed.

"Woah there, you're not giving me some ladies attention?" They just laughed and began to walk down the hall with them.

"Oh I think the mohawk is loosing its game"

"They were just too stunned by me they were speechless" Puck said.

"Righttttt whatever you say Pucky" She hugged him.

"I know you're hot" she said smiling at him. He already was grinning with her sister.

They didn't hear Emily whispering to Quinn, "Only if he looks like her sister in those tight jeans I'll give him my attention" they both laughed hard.

"I mean have you seen her? Ugh I think I'm gonna break-up with Paige" Quinn smirked.

"I know and I think I'm gonna leave Rachel" Emily laughed harder.

"We are so bad Quinn, but I don't think she plays for our team"

"I know, such a shame although you never know" They smirked together.

- o -

Quinn, Emily, Santana and Puck all had the same class so when it finished, Puck had his try-out for the football team so he had to go to the field."You sure you're gonna be alright Tana?"

"Yeah I'm just a bit nervous about my try-out"

"Don't be, you're gonna kill it!" Puck said hugging her sister, she smiled.

"Thank you Pucky, I'll see you after my try-out" she said before kissing him in the cheek. He left.

"You guys are so cute" Quinn said smiling, Santana blushed, "And you're so cute when you blush" Emily said smirking at her.

"Oh my gosh Emily, seriously stop!" Quinn laugh.

"Don't mind her Santana" Santana smiled, she already has become good friends with Quinn and also Emily but she is always teasing her, Santana also knows that both of them are gay and have girlfriends.

"Yeah we have a very close relationship" she laughed.

"I don't know why you're nervous though, you're gonna be great Santana AND we already like you, and we're the captains so" Emily and Quinn laughed and winked at her, they already know she is trying-out for cheerios. "Let's see what you got!"

As they entered the locker-rooms they were greet by two blond cheerios. "Hey there Quinn, Emily, what'd you got here?"

"This is Santana Lopez, she's trying-out for cheerios" they said.

"Okaaay, if you can keep up with Coach Sylvester, then fine, I'm Serena Van der Woodsen by the way and this is Hanna Marin" the blond girl said smiling, "Let's see your moves, newbie!" Hanna said.

After Santana's try-out…

"I've got to say, you've got some moves here and there and you're not so ugly to watch" Coach Sue said.

Santana frowned, "Not so ugly to watch? Have you seen m-" She was cut by the stop-talking-right-now hand gestures of Quinn and Emily, Serena and Hanna just snickered.

"Yes you're on the team, now anyone of you move your lazy asses and bring a uniform for sand bags! Coach Sue yelled through her megaphone.

"What did she just called me?" Santana almost yelled at the same time being drag out of the gym by Serena and Quinn.

"You better get used to your new name honey" Hanna and Emily said laughing.

- o -

Sam POV

When I went to the locker rooms to change my clothes for football practice, I collided with someone.

"Hey watch ou-" I yelled but I was cut when I saw who I had collided with and I was speechless, in front of me stood the most gorgeous girl I had ever seen, her brown eyes were mesmerizing.

"I'm sorry I thought you were some of the jocks"

"Do I look like one of those jocks?" she said pouting, oh my god that's the cutest thing I've ever seen.

"No, of course not, you're gorgeous, I mean you're hot but also so cute I just wanna, okay I better stop talking" I was blushing so bad, what the fuck is going on with me I do not blush.

"You're cute when you blush" she said giggling, I smiled at her.

"I'm Sam, Sam I am, and I don't like green eggs and ham" what the actual fuck seriously I'm loosing my game, she just laughed and smile.

"I'm Santana and I don't like bananas? Oh my gosh I'm sorry, just forget I said that" now she was blushing, I laughed.

"No worries, you're quite funny but let me introduce me again I'm Sam Pierce, nice to meet you"

"Nice to meet you too, I'm Santana Lopez"

"Nuh the pleasure is mine, so can I walk you to the field? I have football practice"

"Yeah sure but aren't you gonna change?"

"Oh yeah right! just give me 5" I said to her and I went to change real fast wow my mind was so focus on her that I already have forgotten I had to change first. Also I noticed the way she looked at my abs, oh yeah these babies are ab-ulous.

"Ready! Shall we go?"

"Oh yeah, don't wanna be late Sammy" she said smiling. I hate being call like that but in her sweet and sexy voice, I like it so I smiled.

- o -

Santana POV

When we reached the field he went to where his coach Beiste or something like that, was with the other boys, and let me tell you he was big like a truck until I saw it was a woman, she was scary. I think I'm already attracted to Sam, he's such a cute boy and very funny too.

"Hey girl, I see you got some hot company there" Kitty Wilde said approaching me, she was another cheerio but she was kinda bitchy.

"Uhm, you're talking about Sammy?" I said smiling already. Kitty looked at me in shock.

"He let you call him Sammy?! Oh my gosh this is gold, he hates being called like that, he has this bad boy's reputation, so he must be into you" she said smirking.

"What are you guys talking about?" Quinn and Emily came to where we were.

"Sam Bad-Boy Pierce let Santana call him Sammy!" Quinn and Emily smirked.

"Oh I think Santana here had tamed one of the badass Pierces, he definitely has a thing for you" Quinn said grinning.

"You think so?" I said already smiling.

"Yes! Besides you two good look really cute together" Emily said.

"I think I like him too but wait you said one of the Pierces?" I said frowning.

"Oh yeah wait till you meet his twin sister and her big package" Quinn, Emily and even Kitty said smirking. A big package?, like a roll of Certs in her pockets? , I just frowned as the practice begins.

- o -

Oh yes I know, there's not so much Brittany here, what the fuck? Well my fellow readers on the next chapter Brittany will make her sexy and more longer appearance, so continue reading and leave reviews to keep me motivated ;)

Xo Pierina.