Questionable Cravings
Hermione was snuggled up warmly by the fire, a blanket over her protruding belly and a box of something in one hand.
As Severus entered the living room, he expected to hear the comforting sounds of a crackling fire. Instead, he heard loud crunching noises coming from the couch.
"Hermione, what in Merlin's name are you eating?"
"Murl kout ookies."
"What?" Severus approached the couch. Hermione's mouth was smeared with chocolate.
She swallowed and repeated, "Girl scout cookies."
"Please tell me your pregnancy hasn't caused you to have cravings for little girls."
Hermione smirked. "Have one- they're delicious."
"Sweet Merlin!"
Dedicated to drakien and her funny fixations.