Hey everybody! How are things going for you in your life? Mine has been just swell! Anyway, for those of you who know me (or rather, my stories) I'm back from my near 2-year break from this place! I'll have a special message for you guys at the end. For those of you who are just reading my newest story outta interest, thanks for choosing it and I hope you'll all enjoy! :D It took me like three days to make this, and I'm still not entirely happy with how it turned out, but I like it enough to post it and wanted to at least get this up before too long; got a lot of plot to work through and not a lot time to do it! Thanks for reading this first chapter and I hope you enjoy it. Oh! And one more thing, this thing is rated T for a reason, this ones got a lot of swearing and stuff in it, but don't worry that'll die down as the story progress. XD

Disclaimer: I own nothing in this story except for the plot itself and after writing this I don't think square enix would hire me as a writer for them. XD

She's Such a Guy…

Lesson 1: How NOT to Differentiate Boy from Girl

I couldn't believe it. I simply couldn't believe it! I lost at the game I'm best at! I looked to my opponent with an angry scowl.

"Ha-HA! YEAH Sora, how do you like them apples BI-ACH!? SUCK MY DICK, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"

"Shut the fuck up it was only one round, one! I still have two more to go to kick your ass up and down the street!"

"I'm sorry, I couldn't hear over the sound of MY DICK IN YOUR MOUTH!"

"You know something, FUCK YOU!"

"Oh, get off your period and just accept the fact that you're my bitch."

"Fuck that, I'm gonna getcha this time. 'Cause I'm Sora dammit and Sora is nobody's bitch, especially not yours."

"Bitch please, after I give you this second helping of 'Sora-Spank' you're gonna get on your knees and SUCK IT"

And now she's gesturing to her crotch. Y'know for a girl, Kairi really is such a guy. No joke sometimes it's hard to tell if she was just born with a penis and it somehow got removed and was replaced with…something else. Jeez, what a way to start of the morning. I got classes in three hours (a test in one of them), my supposed best friend just kicked my ass at Mega Fight Champ 4, and now she's waving her crotch in my FACE!

Oh don't give me that look. I really don't care what you guys think; having your best friend pelvic thrust your face, regardless of their gender, is not cool, at least not with Kairi. If it were any other girl I'd be ec-freaking-static about this, but Kairi is…I dunno a little too mannish? Not physically of course 'cause I mean physically she's…really attractive? Very appealing? Ah, to hell with it she's hot. She's smoking hot to be exact, but that personality of hers…leaves a lot to be desired to put it nicely.

"Okay that's it; it's ass-whoopin' time." Not losing this time, no matter how good she is she can't beat me.

"Oh yeah, it is about that time, just try not to cry too much when you lose."

"Big talk coming from a scraggy hoe."

"Big talk coming from a scared-y bitch!"

"Oh, it is so on like Donkey Kong!"

"It will have been, right after my 120-hit combo!"

On that note mine and Kairi's mutual other best friend Riku came in obviously awoken from his deep slumber. 'Cause, y'know, he has the luxury of not FUCKING HAVING CLASSES TODAY! He stared at us with half-open eyes, trying his hardest to give us the "evil eye" (but if he did then he'd probably just end up closing his eyes), before turning to the coffee pot in the kitchenette in our "bungalow" as we like to call it.

"You guys suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! The one day of the week I don't have classes and you wake me up with your dirty, dirty words." said the grouch.

Oh, I'm sorry. Here I'll make you some tea and turn the game off and watch some quiet television so you can get back to bed, while I toil away at my classes, you ass-hat! "Shut it, Riku. Just be happy you don't have class today and move on."

"I move better in my sleep." Oh, hardy-har-har. So now the guy's a comedian? Ah, but there were more important things at hand, such as KICKING KAIRI'S ASS!

"Alright ladies, enough gossip. Me and Sora got classes in a few hours and I'm just itchin' to kick his ass at MFC4, so can we move the chatter along girls?"

Okay, now she's done it. I got friggin' serious friggin' fast! After that insult, she's gotta go down! So I just scroll on over to my best character in the game and go right ahead to clicking the A button for the selection.

"Oh, so we're doing mains now, alright I'm down with that." Oh, I hear the fear in her voice she's gonna cry! (please?)

For the next three hours Kairi and I played that game trying to decide who the winner was. By the end of the game we were tied 3-3. Yeah, I said it 3-3. It actually took us three whole hours to get to an even point. The worst thing is that we played like 20 matches and for like 14 of them we kept killing each other at the same time or the timer would run out. We decided to have the tiebreaker match tomorrow since it was Saturday and that meant no school.

"Man, I seriously don't wanna go to summer school today, too booooooriiiiiiiiiing! Can we skip it Kairi, huh, can we, can we?" what? I'm not a school guy, so sue me.

"Sora, I'm all for missing school and all, but you need the grades, and I already signed on for the tutoring sessions in science." While Kairi (as much as she tries to pretend she's not) is an aca…arca…whatever she's really good at school stuff.

I was gonna make an argument, but I just couldn't find the right words for it. I can't say I just don't wanna go, not a good enough excuse for Kairi. I guess it took me too long 'cause the next thing I hear is Kairi and Riku (in unison) making a whip-cracking sound.

"Somebody is whiiiii-iiiiiiped!" said my red-haired companion.

"Shut your yap! I am not!" I'm just not the best argue-er around.

"Yeah right Sora; you'd obey every command the principal gave if he had a pair of boobs!" whoa, whoa, whoa, the principal? Okay Riku, we didn't need to get into your sick fantasies.

"Okay Riku, we didn't need to get into your sick fantasies," Hey, that's what I said! Kairi needs to stop stealing my lines… "anyway, if we don't leave now Sora we're gonna be late, and I'm not taking the blame for you this time."

"Fiiiiiiiiine, I already got my things so let's just get this over with."

I took one last look at the bungalow before we left. The place is soooooo amazing! I'll explain why later, you just gotta believe me when I say it's awesome. And what's even better than that is that we get to live in it for throughout summer vacation! Just me, Riku, and Kairi living together for the summer, hell YEAH!

After my small celebration of the house we'd be living in, we ran straight out the door to my parent's drive way, hopped into Kairi's car and were off to school. The ride there was a perfectly comfortable silent one, generally because Kairi gets really focused when she's driving (somethin' about not dying because of a naggy bitch, I dunno.) So we just sat in the silence, alone, for like 20 minutes, doing nothing. Soooooo much fun right?

We arrived at school just in time for the warning bell to ring. That means we have 5 minutes before class starts. Looks like it's time to find—

"Hey Kairi, Sora, you guys just get here?" Never mind, he apparently just crept up behind me and made me jump…five feet in the air!

"HOLY SHIT! Roxas, Don't fuckin' sneak up on me like that!"

"Sorry dude didn't really mean to." said the ninja with the blonde hair.

"So where's- oh, there she is." What was Kairi talking about?

I quickly found out what she was talking about. In the distance, I could make out the shape of a petite, blonde girl wearing what appeared to be a white sundress. For those of you who don't know who that is; it's Roxas' girlfriend Naminé, another one of our friends. She and Roxas have probably been dating for roughly two years. And they're always together. I'm serious; the day Naminé and Roxas aren't seen in the same place is the day hell freezes over…twice.

As soon as Naminé got to us, she skipped (literally skipped) over to Roxas and gave him a peck on the cheek, making him go red in the face. I never really understood why he did that, I mean if they weren't dating already I'd understand it, but they are dating so getting embarrassed about a peck doesn't make sense. Oh well, I'm not the one dating him so I'm not the one who has to worry about it. N-not that I would even want to date him. 'Cause you know, I'm not gay. You know what, I'll just shut up now before this gets any worse for me.

"Hello Sora and Kairi. How are you guys today?"

"Nothing to complain about, other than Riku being able to stay home today, me being stuck in this hell hole, oh and your boy-toy here just gave me a heart attack. Other than that, though, I'm fine."

"Glad to see you're having a good day." She said with a giggle.

Y'know, I'm glad I've got a friend like Naminé; it reminds me how good it is to have a real girl around. Don't give me that look; it's not what you think. I have no feelings toward Naminé except ones of friendship. I just meant it's nice to have a girly girl around once in a while rather than a man trapped in a girl's body.

"So why are you and Roxas even here? I thought you two were some kinda super geniuses or somethin'?" I said with a big goofy smile. You'll notice I do that a lot, especially around my buddies.

"Well, Roxas and I-" Naminé was cut off by our good friend Roxas. Ain't he the sweetest?

"Actually it was all her idea; I just wanted to stay at home and cud-" Naminé shot Roxas the angriest look I've ever seen her give to anybody. She's usually so sweet and innocent; I thought she just couldn't physically be angry. "…I'll shut up now…"

Me and Kairi just couldn't resist making the classic "somebody's whipped" sound at that one. Then Naminé shot us a dirty look, and we sorta just shrank and let her finish her statement.

"As I was saying," she took a brief pause to get her nice back "Roxas and I thought it would be a good idea to not waste our summer vacation doing nothing, so we decided to get some tutoring in while we had the chance."

"Yeah, but like Sora said; you guys are friggin' geniuses. Why would you need tutoring?" Kairi, apparently feeling talkative all of a sudden, chimed in.

"Oh, we're not getting tutoring. We're actually the ones doing the tutoring."

"Oh, okay I get it. Funny, I thought you hated helping people or something like that Roxas?" said Kairi. Yeah, I have to agree with Kairi on that one, even though Roxas is friendly and all he isn't known for being a very giving guy.

"Like I said her idea, I just chose to follow it." Yeah, more like you just wanted some extra brownie points, More than likely for some "late night fun."

"Yeah, more like you just wanted some extra brownie points." Okay seriously?! What is she reading my mind or something? STOP TAKING MY LINES!

"Well…something like that." He said with a smile that almost rivaled mine…almost.

"Well, Roxas and I should be heading off now. See you both around lunch? We'll be here until three o'clock so it would be nice to see you guys again at some point in the day." said Naminé.

"Yeah we'll be here 'til then. Sora has class 'til two-fifty and I'm his ride so I can't ditch him; no matter how much I want to."

"What, you want to ditch me!? How could you Kairi! I thought we we're friends?" I said with the whiniest voice I could muster.

After that the class bell rang which meant time to get my ass to class. We all said our good-byes and were starting to part ways when Naminé turned around and said something to us, well more to Kairi than me.

"You two have fun now. Try not to do anything too brazen Kairi, okay?" then she winked and ran inside the building with Roxas to get to wherever they needed to go.

I had no idea what she meant by "too brazen" (probably because I don't know what the hell brazen meant, sounded like old English to me) so I tried to ask Kairi about it.

"Okay, what did she mean by that?" I figure girls should be able to figure out what each other is talking about, so Kairi should know right?

"How should I know? I'm not a friggin' mind reader." The statements you stole from my brain prove otherwise.

Huh, that's funny she's not looking up in front of her…in fact she's not even looking at anything; her eyes are closed. What's up with her face? Wait, it can't be…is she…blushing? Kairi never blushes! I've known Kairi since we were like 5 and never once has she blushed! Wow, "brazen" must be some sort of analogy for something dirty.

"Kairi, what's up with your face? You're all re-ow!" That one got me a punch right in the arm, ouch!

After a grueling day at the hands of dumber school (get it? 'cause it's stupid!) I waited outside the cafeteria for my friends to show up. I know they said that they were gonna be here at three, but come ON! No one is so friggin' punctual that they're going to show up exactly at three! Yet here I am, at two-fifty six; while I wait for my friends who SHOULD'VE ALREADY BEEN HERE! Sorry about that, I tend to get a bit…"cranky" if I don't get my food on time, and I've already missed my first lunch due to class, so you can understand how upset I am about almost missing my second lunch because my friends ARE ASSHOLES! Screw it I'm going in forget them!

"Hey Sora, sorry we're late!" came a girlish voice behind me, probably Naminé's.

"Jeez guys, it took you long enou-" I stopped short because I suddenly realized why they took so long to get here. It seems that…somehow…Roxas and Naminé had gotten their hair caught together and were tangled up badly. How do I know this? Because when they got here they were still tangled up and Kairi was a step behind them, trying desperately to get them unstuck. I was laughing so hard I thought my lungs were gonna burst!

"Shut up Sora, or I'll get you to untangle us instead of man-lady over here!" Okay, Roxas seems to be in just the best of moods right now.

"Sorry buddy," I said between snickers; "it's just, you look different from this morning. Did you do something with your hair?! Ha-ha-ha!"

"When I get outta this, your ass is so grass!" yeah, says the guy who got stuck in his girlfriend's hair.

"How'd this even happen in the first place Kairi?"

"I dunno they still won't tell me, but now that you're here they're gonna have to tell us or I'll just fix this the easy way." She made snipping gestures at the tangled twosome (yup, that's their nickname from now on) and they both flinched at the sight of it, which got a chuckle outta me. She can be so cynical sometimes. (And yes, I did use a smart sounding word just now, isn't that something?)

"We weren't doing anything! It just sorta happened!" Oh yeah Roxas, 'cause that's believable. You just happen to be with your girlfriend and you just happen to get caught up in her hair so tight you needed someone else's help? "Bull Roxas, now tell us or I'll just let my associate here have the scissors I have in my pocket, and she'll just love to get you two untangled."

"You wouldn't, you've gotta be bluffing!" unfortunately for him I wasn't. Never know when a teacher might say "pop-arts-and-crafts-time!" (IT CAN HAPPEN I SWEAR! YOU'LL SEE ONE DAY!) Luckily for Roxas, Naminé cared enough about hair (whose hair I don't know yet) to spill everything that happened.

"W-wait, just wait a second Sora! I'll tell you what happened just don't cut our hair, please!"

"Alright then girly…" said Kairi in a very 'rape-y sorta tone' "Spill it!" Naminé let out a small sigh before regaling (another big word! Mamma would be so proud!) their story.

"Okay, well it went like this. Roxas and I were tutoring some kids in math, as planned. Around one o'clock the teacher of the classroom we were working in came in. He told us he'd take over from there and said we earned a break. Roxas and I decide to go to the park across the street, since it looked so nice outside. We sat down on a bench near the playground, watching the kids run up and down the jungle gym. We started talking about what our kids would be like, how many each of us wanted, what their names will be-"

"Okay, okay we get it; can we just get to the part where you two got tangled? I'm starting to get nauseous from all this lovey-dovey talk." Yeah, Kairi's not the kinda girl who enjoys all that heartfelt romantic crap you see in movies…and in this case in our friends.

"Fine, fine; anyway we ended up talking for so long we fell asleep. I have braids in my hair so I guess when Roxas laid his head on mine I guess it just kinda…got tangled up?"

Yeah, even I didn't believe that one. It sounded way too fake, made no sense at all. Then again, this whole thing was pretty unreal. I mean when do you ever hear about something like this happening?

"I guess I'll buy that story for now. How about you Kairi, sound believable enough to you?"

"Eh, it's good enough for me. Besides I just wanna eat something. I'm too famished to even consider any other possibilities." Said Kairi, hinting like she knew a bit more than what they were saying was true.

Anyway, I helped out Kairi to get our two other friends unstuck. After about three minutes of untangling later, they (or at least their heads) were separated and we all joyously entered the cafeteria.

"So how was your tutoring session Kairi, learn anything useful?"

"Sha-right, like a tutoring session for science is gonna give you anything useful." Hey, that one hits home a little bit Kairi, I love science!

"Don't look so offended, Sora; I'm sure she didn't mean it."

"Yeah, easy for you to say Naminé. You don't have to li-" I was cut short by the appearance of a brunette angel. She was dressed in a beautiful sundress made of pure golden sunlight. Her eyes like twin emeralds cut into perfect spheres that gleam with the purest of joy. And a smile that melts away all sadness and fills me with so much…err I mean, uh, YEAH SHE'S SMOKING HOT AND I…already lost your respect for me as man huh? Damn me and my talent for using sissy sounding.

The girl I'm talking about, her name is Olette. She's one of my little sister's friends. I've had a crush on her since I was about fourteen. She's a sophomore and captain of the tennis team. She's also really sweet and outgoing, always ready for just about anything. She's the perfect girl, I swear! The only problem I have is that I'm not the most courageous guy around.

"Hey Sora, you might wanna shut your mouth; the school lunch just might fly into it." said Roxas.

"Shaddap Roxas, who asked you?" I said wiping my mouth and blushing like there was no tomorrow. Why, wipe my mouth? Simple, just in case I was drooling over Olette. Trust me, it happens.

"Hey man don't get all angry at me, I'm just trying to save you live from whatever they have back there from getting into your stomach."

"Fair enough." I stated plainly, a goofy smirk on my face

"So what was up with the blank stare there Sora? You get caught in some headlights again?" said Roxas

"No, this guy was just ogling oh-so-perfect-Olette again." Wow Kairi jealous much? No wait, that's a good comeback better state that one aloud.

"What are you jealous or something Kairi?" I said; a smirk playing at my lips.

"Jealous of what? Having your attention? Shit, that's not hard to get, just show up butt-ass-naked and BAM! All eyes would be up here!" She said pointing at herself. I'm not gonna say where exactly, but I think you can imagine, and if you can't just think really hard about Kairi's personality. You should be able to figure it out

"AH, MY VIRGIN EARS! Kairi did I really need to hear that?" shouted Roxas.

"Although he's over reacting, I have to agree with him Kairi," wow there's a shocker Naminé agreeing with Roxas about something, "was that kind of description really necessary?"

"Whatever; I was just trying to prove a point is all. Anyway, I've finished my lunch and the school is gonna close soon, so Sora and I should head on out; cool?"

"Yes, that's perfectly fine by me. Roxas and I have a date tonight anyway, and we really should be getting ready." said Naminé.

"Aw, I miss you already Sora; don't forget to write." Roxas stated sarcastically.

"Ha-ha, okay 'mom' I will." I joked back

"AND DON"T FORGET TO WEAR CLEAN UNDERWEAR!" Oh thanks for that Roxas, now everyone here is gonna be looking at me like a psychopath!

"Hey say that a little louder next time; I don't think anyone heard you IN CHINA!" we all had a good laugh at that one, which meant I won the joke contest.

"Not that I want to stop the love fest between you and your boyfriend Sora, but we seriously need to go before Riku drinks the last of the soda." Man just when I thought I won for once.

"Alright then, let's go. See you guys Monday or something." Roxas half-stated, half-asked.

"Yeah, something like that, later!"

And with that we left our friends and headed back home.

"Ah, bungalow, sweet bungalow."

We got home at six-forty three; traffic was really bad for some reason and it kept us on the road longer than we expected. Riku wasn't anywhere to be found, probably went to go get dinner for himself since we were late and couldn't prepare it for him like the obedient servants we are.

"Looks like were, the only ones in the house." I stated, pointing out the obvious.

"Good, then that means you can make dinner tonight."

"Aw, c'mon Kairi I always make dinner whenever Riku's out!" I still do it sometimes when he's here too. Though really it's probably best if I cook, Kairi is about the only person I know who can actually burn water. I'm not joking; she friggin' burned the water she was attempting to boil.

"Well, if you really feel like dying tonight…" yeah, screw that plan.

"On second thought, I'll make dinner. I forgot how bad you are around the kitchen."

"Damn straight, now make me my dinner bitch!" Oh, so that's we wanna play it tonight. I feel another "match" about to start. You'll see what I mean.

"Keep barking orders Kairi; see if I make dinner for you then."

"Puh-lease, you wouldn't defy me; you know all too well what'll happen to you…" this is where I normally would've just said okay, this is where I normally would've cooked dinner and at least eat something for dinner. Instead of that (because, fuck I'm not giving up that easily) I say:

"Oh yeah? Then what exactly will happen to me, huh?" and that was it; the match had begun. The next thing I knew there was an arm around my neck. Kairi had put me into a headlock.

"Kairi let go of me!" I growled through clenched teeth, faking anger; though my laughing kinda gave me away.

"Does that mean you'll make dinner?" After all that I just did to avoid it?

"NEVER!"

"Then you stay like this." She stated playfully cold

I kept struggling to get out of her grip, but she held onto me tight. Luckily she forgot about one thing, my weight. While Kairi maybe strong and tough she weighs about the same as, oh let's say; a feather? I leaned forward until I felt her weight (as nearly impossible as that is) on my back and then grabbed behind her knees and piggy-backed her to the couch where I dropped down on my back. She let go of me and now I was free, but she still had some fight left in her. As soon as I attempted to get back up, she tripped me, the friggin' cheater! I fell flat on my face and when I turned around to get up it was over, she had me pinned to the ground by my arms.

"Ha, gotcha now ya pansy!"

I know what you're thinking, "If you could flip her on the couch why don't you just flip her now?" right? Well, unlike when she had me in a headlock I couldn't throw my weight around on the ground (at least as far as I know) like I could while standing. Just as I was about to let out a sigh of submission and agree to make dinner, someone put Kairi into a full nelson.

"Kairi, what did I tell you about raping Sora?" said a familiar, saintly sounding voice.

I looked past Kairi to find Riku helping me out of a bad situation. Thanks for that one Riku, all is forgiven from this morning.

"I got her Sora, grab her legs and we'll toss her out of bounds!" Riku commanded.

"I got 'em! Let's go!"

My partner and I carried the loser to the specified zone, her bed, and started to swing her by her arms and legs. The whole while she was complaining and threatening us.

"If you guys throw me outta bounds I swear…" she playfully threatened.

"On three okay? 1…2…3!" as we hit three we let go and tossed the now defeated champion onto her bed. We laughed in our victory as the former champ growled at as, scowling all the while. But even she couldn't resist our laughter and began to laugh with us.

"Riku, why'd ya have to butt in? I had him beat, he was gonna make dinner!" Kairi giggled, again faking annoyance.

"Oh, I see how it started now. You said no didn't you Sora?" he questioned. I couldn't lie to the guy now that he helped me defeat the champ.

"Guilty as charged." I smirked.

"Well, it's actually a good thing you didn't cook. Otherwise…" He left before he finished his statement. Kairi and I just looked at each other and shrugged. We were about to leave her room, when our silver haired friend came back into the room.

"Otherwise, getting these pizzas would've been pointless." He held out two cardboard boxes that smelled like what I imagine heaven would smell like. I tried to grab the box, but Kairi got to Riku first and snatched one box right out of his hands.

"HA! Looks like I get a box all to myself while you two have to share." Kairi mocked, reveling in her small victory.

"Actually I already had dinner; the second box is for Sora." Yes! Chalk up one point for Sora!

"HA back Kairi! This box is all for this guy!" I said pointing at myself with my thumbs like a douche.

"whatevs, you just got lucky this time." Kairi shrugged. A win is a win; that's all that matters to me.

We headed to the living room and hopped our happy asses on the couch, turned on the TV, and began flipping through channels for something to watch. We decided on a stupid chick flick on the Hallmark Channel, figured we could get a good laugh at how stupid it was. To be honest it was okay for the first half of the movie; then it got really cheesy really fast. By the time it was over we were all dropped-jaw confused about the whole thing.

"Wait, wait, what? This guy, after going through all the trouble to find the girl he's so in love with and tell her how he feels, gives up because the guy she liked back in high school shows up and starts talking to her? He doesn't even try to say anything or intervene in any way? I swear this guy's an idiot."

"Yeah, I'm with you Riku, that whole 'I'm not good enough' thing; waaaaay too overdone in these movies. Where's all that confidence she gave him, where's the strength? This guy's an idiot." I totally agree, Kairi.

"Hey guys; wasn't this supposed to be a romantic comedy? Where were all the jokes?" I seriously don't remember a single in the entire movie.

"I think they were jokes for girly girls, y'know the kinds that are more about the situation than an actual joke with a punch line." oooooooh.

"Oooooooh." Wow déjà vu.

Riku let out a giant yawn. He said he was going to bed. Yeah, like you need any more friggin' sleep pal. You probably slept right up until you went to get the pizzas. He went into his room, but not before getting one last joke for the night.

"Alright guys I'm going to bed. If you can, try and get me up in the morning if I'm late. And Kairi, no more Sora raping tonight; it's no fair if he doesn't have back up."

"Fuck you Riku, I do what I want. Nobody has control over me! Get over here Sora, daddy wants some quality time!" she joked…I think. Settle down Kairi, he was only joking

"Calm down killer. I'm not in the mood to get sexually abused tonight."

"Whatever, so are you going to bed?"

"Nah, I think I'll stay up a bit longer. Take in this great place y'know?"

"Cool story bro, think I'll join ya."

"You're not even gonna ask if I want company?"

"Shit, I don't ask for permission, I just do as I please."

"Fine then; do as you please."

I would've continued the joke argument, but I just didn't have it in me to continue joking at eleven-thirty at night. I just wanted to admire this freaking awesome pad! Wow did I just use the word pad? Must be more tired than I thought. Anyway; let me tell you about the bungalow, first off it's got three decent sized rooms, one for each of us with Kairi's being the largest, a sorta living room kitchenette combo, and a backdoor to a little back porch. We had a working mini fridge to store sodas and stuff, a small table and some chairs; though we never really use them. We usually just eat in the living room. Coolest thing about the kitchenette is, get this, a friggin bar counter for entertaining our friends during the summer! We don't drink alcohol or anything; it's just cool to have. Lastly, in the living room we have a small coffee table, a nasty old green couch, and a 64 inch HD plasma screen TV with cable, and a Mech-Terminal IV video game system.

This place was the greatest thing I had ever been in before! I think it was just a little too amazing for me to handle; 'cause I woke up at like 3 o'clock in the morning still sitting on the couch in the same place as before. When I went to get up, I noticed something fall to the floor.

"What's this?" I whispered. I picked it up and found it was a blanket. It's a little hard to tell in the dark, but I think this blanket is…Pink? I quickly whipped my head to the couch to see if Kairi was sleeping there too, but she wasn't. I wonder why she gave me her blanket? Well, I was too tired to think about, I'll just thank her for it in the morning. I tip-toed on back to my room, and fell straight asleep.

WOW, that one was a long chapter huh? So what did you think of it? Love it? Hate it? Indifferent it? How ever you feel about and whatever you can think to tell me to improve this story, go write me a review and tell me all that stuff all are welcome here. But if you flame me, I'll send a heartless to your house, ha-ha XD actually I'm quite serious, if you flame me I will send a heartless in the shape of your worst fear to come over to your house, break your mom's favorite vase, rip apart your dad's car, pretend to be your sister's boyfriend and break up with her, and then have him blame it all on you! and of course y'know he'll devour your soul, but that's like not even the worst he can do. XD Anyway thanks for reading and expect the next chapter when I finish it. :D

To all of my old fans (since I can't think of a less ego maniacal thing to call you guys right now.) I am continuing "You Can't Always Speed Through" I've just hit a snag in the plot and will need some time to get it unsnagged. won't take me but maybe a week or so as soon as I get on it. So expect that to update sometime within the next few months, more than likely December since that's where I have my longest break from college.

Thanks again for reading, You're all beautiful, I love you all, will you marry me. XD Have a terrific day slash night slash morning slash afternoon slash evening!