A/N: Names followed by full-colon mean expressions. o.s. means off screen.

The Eternal Light

Chapter 1: A (REALLY) Faithful Teen

"WHOOO-HOOO!"

A super ecstatic Jericho bounces out of his room carrying a newspaper. He tears down the hallway to the living room where four of the six titans sit watching T.V., except Raven, who is of course, reading her book. He stops at the doorway and quickly turns his head back and forth looking for them. Once they were insight, he races towards them holding up the paper with his eyes as big as watermelons.

Cy, Beast Boy, and Star see him. Raven makes no movement, but the surprised, orange-skinned alien screams. All three of them grab half of the couch pillows and duck for cover before Joey could barrel them down. He zooms past the frozen statue of Raven. The rush of wind makes Raven lean sideways. She just straightens up, and flips a page. Joey screeches to a halt right in front of the couch-pillowed titans. Star checks to see if the coast is clear and Jericho's bright face is smack dab in front of hers making her jump.

"AH!"

First his stampede and now his face scared the begebes out of her. Star grins meekishly, concerned over why her new friend is acting this way.

"(nervous chuckle)...uh...friend Joey...why do you smile as if...you are about to attack us."

Cyborg and BB pop out and put back the pillows.

"Yeah dude, what's your deal?"

"IT'S HERE!" Joey screams in their faces. Petrified, they all fall down...and get back up.

(...ashes ashes they all fall down, hehe...oops sorry...continuing on!)

Jericho starts hopping around like a madman. "It's here it's here it's here it's here it's here it's here it's here IT'S HERE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I've been waiting for so long! I didn't think they would actually let him do it but they did, and now it's FINALLY HERE!"

Cyborg, Oo' (sweatdrop)

BB: oO'

Star: O.O'

The three freaked out titans look at him with a complete loss of words.

...and Raven turns a page.

"Hey, what's the heck's going on in here?" Robin is back from the training room and stands by the doorway, wanting to know what all the commotion was about. "Who was shout-MMPH" before Robin could even finish speaking, Joey runs up to him shoves the newspaper in his face making a face print. "IT'S HERE!" He pulls it off, straightens it, and looks at it. "...what's here Joey?"

Star puts her hand on Jericho's shoulder.

"Yes, what has made you a mad Meesenblunker?"

BB looks at her strangely, "Huh!"

"Yeah, you okay man?" asks Cyborg.

Joey calms down a little but that doesn't help, he starts making energetic hops, grabs Starfire's hand, shakes her furiously and speaks out of control.

"Idon'tknowcouldhavebeenallthesugarIhadinmycerealtodayorIjustcan'thelpmyself!"

Starfires all dizzy.

Robin shouts, "Titans, restrain him!"

Battle music starts. All four titans pounce on him. Raven keeps reading. Their voices can be heard o.s.

"ACK! HEY! WHOA! WHAT'RE YOU GUYS DOING! AAHH!"

(focusing on Raven, grunts, dust cloudsand banging sounds are heard o.s.)

"ACK! STOP! HEY!"

"Grab his legs!" Cyborg's voice.

"Get his arms!" Robin's.

"Grasp his head!" Starfire's.

The rustle and bustle and battle music stops.

...Raven turns a page (bookworm)

Jericho stands wobbling with Chibi-Robin on his right arm, Chibi-Starfire curled up on his left, Chibi-Beast Boy on his left leg, and Chibi-Cyborg on top of his head.

"Guys...get...off...me!"

Everyone, "We'll let go if you just-CALM DOWN!"

Jericho loses balance and falls backwards landing the floor hard with a loud "OOF" by everyone.

Everyone is dazed, especially Joey.

They get back up with Joey rubbing his head, "ooooh, ow" Then he remembers, "Oh yeah!"

They widen their eyes expecting him to go crazy again.

Joey puts up his hands, "Nonono, it's okay, but guys, this is truly amazing, and truly wonderful!" Starfire clasps her hands in joy of hearing that word. This must have been a special event. Joey waves his arm beckoning to Raven still sitting on the couch with the book against her face.

"Hey Raven, come here for a minute!"

...Raven neglects by yawning and flipping to another page.

"oh...ooookay...never mind then..." He turns to the others and passes them the paper. "Okay, read today's movie listings!"

Robin, Cy, BB and Star read the listings...and their eyes widen...again.

Ooohoohoo a cliff-hanger. I couldn't stop laughing with the expression and when they were trying to restrain Jericho.

Can you guess what the movie is?

Please be nice and review and I'll continue, you will really like this.

Oh, right...

Disclaimer(in a boring tone): No, sorry I don't own Teen Titans or the movie I am promoting.

Claimer: I do own Joey (for now), because I made him up differently for the show. He's doesn't look the same as Jericho from the old comic book version. A description of my versionfrom the old version of Jericho is on my profile. Thank you.

A/N Please take a look and review my story of "The Jewel", you'll really like it. Promise.