Xena just finished kicking some ass this morning and now she is doing her laundry in the little town of Bethlehem. In walks the Gorgon of Compassion and says "Oh dear! You have a blood stain on your breastplate." And this was entirely too wussi for Xena to handle. So Xena said "Carn sarn it quit being so nice to me." People don't like too admit it very often but she had a fowl mouth. So the Gorgon looked at her and began to cry. And then Xena felt bad, because she had been affected with the aforementioned compassion. So that pissed her off even more. But then Gabrielle came in,and reminded her that we shouldn't be violent. So she made friends with the Gorgon,won the battle,and went back to doing her laundry.