"And this is the living room…", Chris Pontius had just finished giving the tour of his humble house to his baby sister. "So whats your impression?" He sat back on the recliner.
"Its nice. It will have to do until I can find a place. But for real Chris, thank you so much." Skylar sat next to her big brother on the love seat.
"It's what family is for! Oh and by the way…" He got u and made his way to the kitchen to grab a beer for them both, "…the guys are coming over in a little bit just to brain storm. Is that okay?"
Chris tossed one of the beers to Skylar, "Yeah thats cool, I'd like to met the idiots that you work with!" Skylar smiled and cracked open her can.
"So when do classes start?" Chris leaned over and turned on a random channel on the television.
"For me? Not for another 6 months. Mom wanted me to come out here early so that I could get used to L.A."
"Yeah she told me. I told Jeff about you and he said he was more than willing to have you as his little assistant. That'll look good on your resume right?"
"Oh sure, helping film a bunch of good ol' boys torturing themselves for money. That will make my resume sparkle!" Skylar got up and finished her beer off. She walked upstairs so that she could change into something comfy.
The first room on the left when you got up the stairs was Chris' and then there was a guest bedroom Chris had contemplated letting Sylar stay in there, but he let her have the larger bedroom next to it which had a built in vanity in the room.
Sylar stripped down to her underwear and fiddled through her bag until she found an oversized shirt that Chris had bought her back from Japan and threw on some Nike shorts. She heard the front door open, and then close 30 seconds later. It was followed by the sound of glasses being taken out of the cabinet in the kitchen and the smell of chinese food.
"Chris?! Is everything okay?" Skylar shouted down the stairs.
Chris threw out his beer and started straightening out the living room and kitchen.
*KNOCK KNOCK*
"Well they're early." Chris said to himself. He went and opened the door for his friends.
Through the door came Steve-O, Jeff Tremaine, Bam Margera, Johnny Knoxville, Dave Ehran, and Dave England.
Immediately Chris started pulling out glasses and plates at the sign of food in Steve-O and Ehrans hands.
"Whats up fucker!" Dave England came to the living room clearly tipsy.
"Chris?! Is everything okay?" A voice was heard from upstairs.
"Oh who is that?" Johnny asked Chris.
Ignoring Knoxvilles comment, Chris called back to Skylar, "Everythings fine Sky."
"Oooo, 'Sky', that sounds sexy!" Steve-o made a 'sexy' face at Chris. "Maybe I should go see if she's…OKAY!" And with that he took off up the stairs.
"Steve-O!" Chris called after him, but by the time he did everyone but Jeff had made their way to the stairs.
Steve-o very calmly knocked on the door, "Hello, Sky may I-we come in?"
From behind the door a voice was audible, "Well, firstly, my name is SkyLAR, only Chris can call my Sky, and secondly, it depends on you are."
"My name is Steve-o"
"And Dave England."
"Dave Ehran!"
"Bam Margera"
"I'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass!"
Everyone looked at Knoxville…
"Sorry, habiat."
As the door creaked open, everyone gazed with anticipation. Before them stood a 5'6" dark haired girl. Who was well proportioned. Her hair was messy but her makeup was simple. She had slight freckles. "Well Hello!"
The whole house fell silent for a moment.
"Well, I guess I'll introduce myself…" Johnny stuck his hand out.
"No need, I know you all. Chris has told me all about you all." Skylar moved the hair out of her face.
"Chris never told us that he was having a lady friend over" Dave said to the group. Murmurs of snickering followed his comment.
"Oh I'm not his-um…'lady friend'" Skylar used air quotes around the dubious term. "I'm his sister."
Again the silence covered the house.
"Ha, what?" Sky stood there with her hands draped on her hips.
Suddenly everyone broke out in the most contagious laugh. Skylar was still silently standing there wondering what was so funny. "Can someone explain to me what was so funny?"
And again the boys erupted in laughter.
"Oh forget it!" Skylar shut the door and returned to her bed.
The boys all moved back downstairs reeling from their laughter. Steve-O and Bam sat on the couch, Johnny took his seat on the recliner, Dave and Erhan were on the floor and Chris and Jeff were in the kitchen.
"How come you never told us you had a sister man?" Johnny asked Chris.
"You never asked. Plus, she's only 21." Pontius spoke without looking up from his plate that he was making in the kitchen.
"She's coming to work with us on set for the next… was it 4 months Chris?" Jeff glanced at Chris.
"6."
"Well, then 6 months. She need some good credentials for college."
"What college is going to?" Dave was piling noodles into his mouth.
"UCLA." Skylar stated as she made her way down the stairs.
Everyone panned to the top of the stairs. Skylar had put on her grey hoodie and kept her shorts on.
"Look who decided to join us…" Pontius brought a plate to Skylar and threw her another beer.
"Are you trying to get me drunk?" Skylar popped the can open.
"No but I am!" Steve-O came from behind her and kissed her cheek.
Skylar took a seat on her bean bag chair. "So, tell me about yourselves…"
"Well…"
