Heeeeyyyy~ This isn't my first fanfiction, but it's my first story for Soul Eater~ I say it's a LOVELY introduction to this section xD

"I'm a burden to this world! I should just die!" Death the Kid cried, face first on the ground. His butt stuck up in the air, and he was pounding a fist on the ground as he sobbed. Again.

"Oh Kid! Your not a burden!" Patty said, patting him on the back as she giggled stupidly. Liz stood there, her lips pursed together. Notice she hasn't gone over to comfort Kid.

It was the same routine everyday- Kid would act like a total ass and Liz would fight back. Kid would lecture her about being symmetrical, even if it had nothing to do with what they were arguing about, and then Liz would say something about him being asymmetrical, and then he would have a meltdown and start sobbing about how he should die. Man, did it get annoying.

"Liz," Patty whispered over. The older sister looked at her younger sister lazily.

"Yeah,"

"Kid's upset! You need to help comfort him," She still whispered over Kid's sobs. Liz rolled her eyes.

"Why should I anyway? He's the one overreacting," She said. Patty blinked.

"... Huh?" She said like the ditz she was. Liz pointed down at Kid.

"Haven't you noticed the pattern already? He does this everyday,"

"Because you provoke it Liz!" Patty said, a smile on her face for some damn reason. Liz clenched a fist.

"No, he starts it," She said, pointing at the sobbing blob of boy on the ground, "and he does it on purpose!"

"He does?"

"Yeah! Haven't you noticed? He starts fights, waits till I insult the stripes, then cries about it so we will comfort him and tell him how great he is,"

"Aw, Kid doesn't do that! He can't help that he's sensitive about his asymmetrical-ness!" Patty said in an upbeat tone as Kid's sobs got even louder. Liz blew a piece of dirty blonde hair out of her face.

"I don't care if he's sensitive or not! I am so SICK of having to comfort his dumb ASS whenever his little feelings get hurt!"

"Liz-"

"You know what? If he's so passionate about being 'symmetrical', he would have colored over those damn stripes on his head, or color three more stripes over the other side of his head, already instead of laying in the damn dirt crying about it!" Liz said with a snap of her fingers. Patty's blue eyes widened, and Kid actually looked up, tears still going down his face.

"Liz... your absolutely right," Kid said, sniffing as he wiped his tears away. Liz crossed her arms.

"Well duh! I can't be the only one who thinks that!" The older Thompson sister said. Kid nodded, then started to sob all over again.

"But why couldn't have I have thought of it? I'm a fool! I'm an idiot! I deserve to DIE!" He sobbed, pounding his fist into the ground dramatically once again. Liz groaned loudly, throwing her head back.

"Ugh, you know what? Sometimes your hopeless," She said, turning around and waving him off, "If you need me, I'll be at home, trying to find my sanity."

And that concludes my tiny one-shot :D This idea just randomly came to my head- I'm not sure if Liz would ever actually say this to Kid, but it would be hilarious if she did xD I hope you all enjoyed my randomness, and I'm sorry for any OOC-ness!

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