The Waspy Mash

by Silver Wizardess

My remix of "Monster Mash". Happy Halloween everyone.

Disclaimer: I do not own the song or Transformers. OC(s) are mine.

AN: Here's a little Halloween treat for all my wonderful readers! To the tune of "Monster Mash".

The Waspy Mash

I was on monitor duty in the base one night when my optics beheld the strangest sight.
Waspinator from his C.R. tank began to rise and suddenly, to my surprise,

He did the mash
He did the Waspy Mash
The Waspy Mash
It was the Beast Wars smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the Waspy Mash

From the Predacon base in the volcano up west to the Maximals' place where peace is less,
the protoforms all came from their stasis pods to see the sight and even the odds.

They did the mash
They did the Waspy Mash
The Waspy Mash
It was the Beast Wars smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the Waspy Mash

The Predacons were having fun. The party had just begun. The guests included Dinobot, Terrorsaur and his son.
The scene was rocking; all were digging the tunes. Tarantulas was on webs, backed by his spider goons.
The Maximals were about to arrive with their vocal group "Second Paw Jive".

They played the mash
They played the Waspy Mash
The Waspy Mash
It was the Beast Wars smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the Waspy Mash

Out from his hot tub, Megatron's voice did ring. Seems he was troubled by just one thing.
He raised a dripping arm and shook his fist and said, "What ever happened to my Rubber Ducky Twist, yes?"

It's now the mash
It's now the Waspy Mash
The Waspy Mash
It's now the Beast Wars smash
It's now the mash
It's caught on in a flash
It's now the mash
It's now the Waspy Mash

Now everything's cool, Megs is a part of the band and Waspinator's mash is the hit of the land.
For you, the humans, this mash was meant to. When you get to our door, tell them Starfeather sent you.

Then you can mash
Then you can Waspy Mash
The Waspy Mash
And do our Beats Wars smash
Then you can mash
You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash
Then you can Waspy Mash