10 Things that you never do around the Winchester Boys
Disclaimer: I don't own supernatural (wish I do but I don't).
Hello dear readers. My name is Sarah Shadows and I have listed ten main things that you never do around the Winchester boys if you ever have to travel with them or help them with a case. (Trust me you DO NOT want to get on the wrong side of these two men! Unless you have a death wish.) As you can tell I have travelled with the Winchesters and helped them with a few of their cases. I am using a false name in case Sam or Dean come across this list and try and find me. (They'll probably work it out anyway, but it's worth a try...) Anyway, it doesn't matter whether your human, supernatural or anything else you really should read this list! You have been warned.
Never tell them that you have supernatural powers– even if it is just a joke. (You have no idea how embarrassing it is having holy water splashed in your face!)
Never criticise Dean's car. (It might just be the last thing you do.)
Never try and go on Sam's laptop. (Caution: Highly dangerous to have a very tall full grown man lunge at you.)
Never steal their fake IDs when they need them. (You'll regret it later.)
Never try and get Dean to eat healthily. (You'll be there for hours.)
Never annoy the supernatural thing that you're hunting. (Sam and Dean are never around to bail you out of trouble.)
Never joyride Dean's car. (It might be fun but Dean's reaction isn't.)
Never call Sam Big Foot. (He may have big feet but he gets violent if you mention it.)
Never throw dirt at them next to an open grave. (You may find yourself falling into the grave afterwards.)
Finally, never let Sam or Dean talk you into walking into a haunted house first, when you come across one. (Cause they usually shut the door on you or lock you in afterwards– at least I think that was them...)
Well there you have it. Ten things not to do around the Winchesters, well unless you want to annoy them of course, then go ahead. Just make sure that you know where the nearest exit is afterwards.
Goodbye dear readers– Sarah
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