Authors: Lani and Wind
Raiting: PG13, that's gonna stay…
Category: Romance/Humor/Something very weird
Disclaimer: Why, of course we own them! Hey, I don't want that shirt! A soft room? Wow, that sounds really cool…
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Authors' notes:
Tha-daa! Here you have it: the first part of ingredible NES! Enjoy and give us feedback. Also, if you're a bit lost with the character, click here to read basic facts. Uh, Wind? Yes? Part 001? Are you insane?! It's supposed to be never ending… maybe I should have put 0001*grins*. Oh, and yes, I'm insane. *rolling her eyes* I knew that…NES : Part 001
It's a bright sunny summerday, again. Ash&co are somewhere up in north. They've took a boat to a big island, with lot of forest and lakes, but only few towns.
Ash: So what's the next town?
Brock:*reading the map* Umm... a place called Midsummer town.
Misty: That sounds little familiar...
Ash: Do they have a gym?
Brock: Nope. It's a very small place, I doubt that there's nothing more then a pokecenter. I'm not absolutely sure about that one either.
Ash: Then why are we here?!
Misty: Ash, this island has more than one town!! Plus I've heard it's beautiful here around summer.
Brock: And West-End town is having water pokemon festivals every summer.
Misty: Really? When's that? We gotta go!
Ash: West-End? Isn't this place in North?
Misty: But it's at the West in this island.
Brock: The festival starts tomorrow, so our timing couldn't be better.
Misty:*happily* Great!
Ash:*sihgs* Well, maybe there'll be some pokémon trainers, who wanna challenge me...
They arrive to Midsummer town and start looking for a place to stay for the night.
Team Rocket, still loyal to their mission to capture Pikachu, have followed Team Twerp to the island. They're hiding behind the threes, keeping an eye on their target.
Jessie: We're close capturing that Pikachu! I can feel it!
James: Today could be the day our luck turns!
Meowth: Right. So you guys have a plan or something?
Jessie: Well, no, not a exact plan, but...
Meowth: Meowth should have known...
Ned: Soooo, what exactly aaaare we doing here?
Lani:A festival. Lots of pokémon trainers. Lots of pokémons. Pokémon thieves. That would be us.
Ned: Whaaatever. I'd just wishhhh we wouldn't have to stay thiiiis close to the natureee...*gives a passing weedle disgusted look*
Lani: We're in a town pretty soon. Then we'll get a resting place for tonight and tomorrow we head to the festival.
Ned: A resting place with a mirror...
Lani: Hey! You can speak normally!
Ned: What do youuuuu mean?
Lani: Aaaargh! And I'm stuck with you!
Ned: Christieee...
Lani: I've told you not to call me that! That is, if Boss is not around.
Ned: Riiiiight...
Nurse Joy:*sweetly* I'm sorry, but this town doesn't have any hotels.
Misty: Doesn't have any?!?
Nurse Joy: None. I'm awfully sorry. But I can heal your pokémons if you want.
Ash: Sure. Can we stay here for tonight?
Nurse Joy: I'm afraid that won't work.
Ash: What?!? But... but... we always get to sleep in Pokecenters!
Nurse Joy: Well, we don't have any extra rooms. You may have noticed this is a really small building.
Brock has been dooling over the Joy from the moment they entered the center.
Brock: You...you're... so... pretty...
Nurse Joy:*sweatdropping* Ok... Here's your pokémons!*hands Ash back his pokeballs*
Misty: So, where can we sleep?
Nurse Joy: Some town people are nice enough to let travelers stay over night. And you're kids, so you should have much trouble finding a place.
Ash: We'll just go from door to door?!?
Nurse Joy: That's the style! Now off you go. I must pack. I'm going to the festivals tomorrow.
Brock: Would... would you... like to... go... with...
Misty:*grabs Brock and drags him after her* Bye and thanks, Joy!
Nurse Joy:*waves her hand* I was happy to help!
Outside the pokécenter they look around. They see few nice looking houses, with small gardens. Very peaceful. Since they really need a place to stay, they decide to start knocking on the doors. First door doesn't open and the second one tells them that they already have visitors. Third house has two floors and it's red. They knock on the door and wait. After awhile the door opens. There stands a boy, with brownish hair, blue eyes and sunglasses hanging in the middle way of his nose. He stares at them and then starts laughing.
Misty: Blizzard?
Blizzard:*still grinning* Well, nice to see you too.
Ash: What's so funny?
Blizzard: Nothing. Really. I was just... surprised when you turned out at our door step.
Misty: We're looking for a place to say tonight. Tomorrow we'll head for the festival.
Blizzard: Yeah. Everyone is going there.
Ash: Can we stay at your house?
Misty:*hitting Ash* Be polite!!*to Blizzard* Would it be anywhere near possible that we...
Blizzard:*cutting in* If my parents were home, it would be lot more difficult, but since they're on a trip and I'm house sitting... sure.
Misty: Thanks!
They enter the house.
Lani is in a very bad mood. Because of Ned. His annoying way of speaking was what caused Lani to be in this bad mood..
Ned: Christie?
Lani: I told you.. I won't answer if you call me that..
Ned: Ooooh. Oookay. Laaaaniii?
Lani:*very annoyed* What?
Ned: Theere is a hoootel..
Lani: Oh good. Now I can go and get some rest..
Lani and Ned go inside the hotel that is across the street from them. Lani walks up to the desk.
Lani: Hi. I'd like a room.
Clerk: Right, what type of room?
Lani: It doesn't have to be anything fancy. Just a room.
Clerk: Alright..*notices Ned waiting for Lani, types into the computer a double bed instead of a single bed* Now you take the elevator to the fourth floor and go to your left when you get off. You should find it.. *gives Lani the keys*
Lani: Okay. Thanx.
Clerk: Have a nice stay..
Lani walks back to Ned.
Lani: Okay, here is your key. Don't lose it! I won't give you another key if you do actually lose it. You'll just have to deal with that one.
Ned: Aaalriight.
Lani and Ned go into the elevator, which is a very small one. It fits at the maximum three. Lani and Ned have to stand very close to each other in order to fit in there.
Lani: Ned? Can you go a bit that way?
Ned: I can tryyy..
The elevator reaches their floor. The doors open.
Lani: Never mind, let's just go to our room..
Lani goes out and starts walking quickly to their room. Ned walks a bit slower behind Lani. Lani finds the door and opens it.
Lani:*eyes wide and open mouthed* I have to share a bed with you?
Ned: Loooks like iiiiit.
Lani:*grumbling to herself* I should've told that idiot downstairs that the room needs two beds. But it can't be that bad.. I mean I did share a bed with Mondo before we got together..
Ned: Sooo.. Laaaaani?
Lani: Huh? What?
Ned: Whaaaat do we doooo now?
Lani: I don't know about you, but I'm going to take a shower. You can go somewhere to anooy people with the way you talk..
Ned: Fiiiine.. Buuut when dooooo we eat?
Lani: Later. I'll find you..
Ned: Oookay.*leaves the room*
Lani shakes her head and sighs.
Lani:*thinking* Why on earth did I get stuck with him? He is soooo annoying. He can't talk normally. His whole personality annoys me... I wonder can he talk normally. Without drawing out the vowel in every other word..*has undressed and steps into the shower* I miss Mondo.. *turns on the water* I wonder where he is..*outloud as the water hits Lani's skin* Aargh! Why can't this hotel get hot water!
Lani gets out from the shower and wraps a towel around herself.
Team Rocket has decided to go to a hotel, since they can't really follow Team Twerp into the house they just went inside.
Jessie:*coming back from the font desk* I have our keys. It's on the fifth floor. There's the elevator.*points to her right*
James: Okay. But I'm hungry!
Jessie: We'll go eat after I've seen our room.
They all squish into the same small elevator where Lani and Ned had just been.
Jessie: Next time, let's pick another hotel with bigger elevators, okay?
Meowth: Meowth has no complaints 'bout dat..
James: But Jessie? Don't you like being this close to me? I mean we are..
Jessie: James! Not now. You know what the Boss said..
James: Oh, right..
Misty is sitting on Blizzard's bed, watching the guys play some sort of game.
Misty: So, you guys? Are we going to go to the festival?
No answer from the guys.
Misty: Hello?! There is a pink UFO breakdancing on Blizzards pillow!
Blizzard: Huh?*turns around* What did you say?
Misty: I said are we going to the festival?
Brock: Of course.*goes back to the game*
Misty: Okay, when do we leave?
No answer again. Misty sighs.
Misty:*thinking* I wish Wind was here. At least I could talk to someone. These guys are no help... All they do is play their stupid video games..
Wind had put up a camp in forest and she was sitting by fire cooking a meal for herself. She had let her pokémons out, to keep her company.
Wind: Too bad I didn't make to the town for night. I'm not that much into camping...
Moondance: War- tortle- tortle^I'm not complaining^
Wind: You're gonna get to sleep in your pokéball anyway.
Fireflower: Arrr-ca- nine... ^If you'd walked faster...^
Flash: Pi-pika-chu^..or took less brakes...^
Silverriver: Poreon.^...you would have made it^
Wind: Who's side are you on?!
All her pokémons just grin. She hands them plates with some pokémon food. Then she starts eating her dinner as well.
Moondance: Tortle!^What is this?!^
Wind: Pokémon food. You don't like it?
Flash: Pika-chu-chu!^It's not same you used to give us^
Wind: Yes. I run out of it.
Silverriver: Vaporeon-reon?*Can't you get more of it?^
Moondance: Tortle! War-tortle-tortl.^Yeah! It was so much better^
Wind: Sorry guys, but I got it from Brock, so...
Flash:*grinning* Cha-pika-pi-chu!^So you'll have to find him again!^
Wind:*little red* No. I'm not gonna search for him just to get you some food you happened to like.
Moondace: Tortle?^Don't you love us anymore?^
Wind: Look, we're almost home. I'll ask if dad makes something for you.
Flash: Cha!^Cool^
The boys had finally stopped playing. Mostly 'cause it was getting pretty late and they were hungry. Blizzard led them to kitchen to grab something to eat before they'd go to bed. They found some fruits, yogurt, ice cream and bread, so they sat down around the table to stuff themselves.
Misty:*while eating an orange* How long does it take from here to festival?
Brock: On the map, it doesn't seem very long way...
Blizzard: With car it would take just ten minutes, but since we're obviously walking, I think half an hour.
Ash:*mounth full of food*Whendoweleave?
Blizzard: Huh?
Brock: He wants to know when we leave.
Blizzard: Oh. I don't know. After we wake up? That would be around 11 am or something. We can hace breakfast here, but dinner at the festival.
Misty: Do you always think of eating?
Blizzard: Hey! I'm a growing child! And I do think other stuff, like pokémons, video games...
Misty:*rolling her eyes* Whatever...
Jessie, James and Meowth had checked their room, found out it was confortable enough, and were now heading for hotel buffet to get something to eat before opening the TV and watching satelites till late night. They entered the dining hall and noticed someone.
James: Hey! Don't we know him from somewhere?
Meowth: He's wearing a rocket suit dummy! We should know him!
Jessie: That's not normal suit. It's like the one that...
They see a girl walking to the boy and sitting down to the same table.
James: It's Lani!
Jessie: Great, she's exactly the person I wanted to see...
James:*surprised* Really?
Jessie: NO!!!
Meowth: Meowth thinks we should go and say 'hi' to her.
James: But, but... what about the accent?
Jessie: James! She was just doing it to annoy us. Or to scare you. Not sure which one. Anywayz, there is no real reason for that anymore, since she has her own partner to torture.
James: Who is he?
Jessie: Dunno.
Meowth: Let's find out.
They walk to Lani and Ned.
Lani was on even worse mood. Not getting a shower, not reaching Mondo by the phone and having dinner with Ned. Well, she was used to the last one, but it didn't make it any fun either.
Ned: Soooo, tomorrow we, liiiike, go to the festivaaal and capture some pokémonnnns?
Lani:*sigh* Yes. That's the genious plan.
Ned: You seeeemed to know this toooown pretty weeelll...?
Lani: What's that to you?!
Ned: Okayyyy, if youuuu don't wanna talk about it...
Lani: Not with you, no.
Ned: But with... what's hiiiis name... Mondo?
Lani: What about him?
Ned: I'm not stupid, youuu know...
Lani:*under har breath* No, you just act that way.
Ned: The boss woooouldn't be toooo pleased to hear you're dating Mondooo.
Lani: And that's why you keep your mounth shut. Because me getting in troubles means you getting in troubles.
Ned: Loooook Chris... eh, Lani. I have absolutely noooo proooblems with you having a boooyfriend.
Lani: Good. Then why the hell did you bring him up?!
Ned:*rolling his eyes* Just triiied to find a suuubject you'd like to talk abooout.
Ash&co have destroyed all the food already, so it's time to get some sleep.
Misty: Where do we sleep?
Blizzard: Hmm... we don't have guest room... but... Let's go upstairs first.
They do that.
Blizzard: Ok. That's*gestures towards one room* Wind's room. And since she's not here one of you can sleep in there.
Misty: I will.
Blizzard:*shugs* Ok. Then Ash and Brock can sleep in my parents' room.
Ash: We'll have to share a bed?!
Blizzard: That or one of you sleep downstairs on the sofa.
Brock: Or I take Wind's room and Ash&Misty share the bed.
Ash&Misty: WHAT?!?
Blizzard: Look, whatever you deside is fine with me. Just don't argue too loudly*walks into his room* 'Night!
He closes the door leaving Ash, Misty and Brock work out the sleeping arrengements by themselves.
To Be Continue…