A/N: Hello, readers! This is my odd attempt at pairings from a hat. Chapters will be 100-word dialogue drabbles, since I am too lazy to write more. Just a warning, some of these pairings may be slash and/or interspecies. Later on I may introduce other fandoms and have crossovers.
Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns all characters, I'm just putting them all in a bag and drawing them out at random.
"Aww, what a cute little owl!" Parvati cooed, stroking Pigwidgeon's feathers.
"Sod off, Pig," Ron grumbled, snatching his note from the owl's beak as it zoomed around his head. Ron continued to look grumpy as he finished his breakfast and left the Great Hall with Harry and Hermione. He wondered if Parvati was really drinking pumpkin juice, because as he left he glanced back and saw her gazing at Pigwidgeon almost longingly. Ron shuddered and left the Great Hall as fast as possible.
Soon Parvati was alone, except for Pigwidgeon, who had landed on her shoulder. She smiled.
"Hey, gorgeous…"
Okay, so maybe that was disturbing. The next chapter was going to be Lily/James (I swear it's completely and 100 random, it's just an odd coincidence that I drew this pairing) but since it's actually canon I might just make a separate fic out of that one. Review, please! Wow, the author's note is probably longer than the fic...