Drabble Me Confused
100-word portraits of life in Bikini Bottom, chance occurences and things that may or may not have happened.
Disclaimer: Me no owny. Not beatin' about the bush this week.
"Ow! OWWW! Jeez it that hurts! Ok, I'm sorry I said that, but I – Oww! That was uncalled for, San—wait, what are you doing now? Oh don't you – ooooow neptune it doesn't bend that way!!"
Squidward learned a hard lesson in the treedome that day.
The appropriate response to the news that your one time shag that you only vaguely remember with a girl you didn't care about created unwanted life?
If you wanted to stay alive, it was not "Well… uh… shit."