The characters do not belong to me but to Square Enix.
This is the first thing I've ever written, but please tell me what you think even if you don't like it. To tell you the truth I've only started writing fanfictions to improve my writing, so negative reviews are appreciated as long as they're not flames.
Oh, and beware of the RANDOMNESS~ you've been warned.
«Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just fucking kill you where you stand. You have 10 seconds.» I stared at my watch for emphasis, mumbling the count down of doom under my breath.
«'Cause I… love you?» Answered the mullet, perfectly imitating a blushing high school girl confessing to her lifetime crush.
I glared, hoping with all my might that I could incinerate him on the spot. Alas the blond knew me since kiddy school and was completely unaffected by angry glower. I cursed mentally and tried a new approach, the one that I enjoy the most. Threats. Mustering up my most evil and darkest voice I said with deathly tone.
«You woke me up at 6 bloody o'clock in the fucking morning knowing fully well that came home late last night after a long day at work-» «I thought you were at a party-» –Damn… how did he find out?- Unperturbed I continued «Do NOT interrupt me.» I willed my hands to catch on fire making Demyx immediately close his mouth as he backed away slightly. «As I was saying: I came home late after a long day at work. Plus you know fully well how painfully annoying our job can be and how I simply despise it. And you know that I need my beauty sleep for Gods sake! Besides I'm pretty sure you are aware of how my mood is in the morning if said beauty sleep interrupted prematurely. So my question is: what were you trying to achieve if not you're immediate demise?» I finished with an annoyed huff, satisfied of my speech.
«Aww c-come on Axy» the blond stuttered «I-I just-».
«You know what? I don't even want hear your excuse. Now if you'll excuse me I'll return to my well deserved sleep» And instead going towards my bed, which was right beside me, I turned and walked out of my room, past the toilet, past the living room and straight in to my roommates bedroom. I swiftly closed the door behind me and locked it with a flick of my wrist.
Now you might think I'm mad. And, to tell you the truth, that assumption would be completely and utterly correct. But there is I reason for my action. And that is to simply annoy the hell out of my roommate who now couldn't reach his beloved sitar. Yeah. Pay back is a bitch. Or I'm just really bicthy in the morning. But hell, Demyx knew fully well what he was signing up for when he decided to live with me in this shitty apartment in the first place.
«Axel! Come on open this door!» and this, was the beginning of a very long rant, so I picked up his iPod next to his bed, placed the it's earphones in my ears and blasted my eardrums off.
Now that that is taking care of I think I owe someone an introduction. Well, my name is Axel Flame I'm a handsome and alluring twenty-one year old. I like fire, video games, sunsets, doing nothing and tormenting my childhood friend Demyx. I dislike the cold, waking up early – as you can see -, shorties, brats and my job. Why do I hate my job? Well that's for me to know and for you to find out. Don't worry though, you'll find out soon enough since it's a major part of my life -wohoo lucky me!-. Now that this crap is over with I think I'll catch some Zs.
ZZZZZZzzzzzZZzzZZZZzzzzzzzzz
Unfortunately I was only able to sleep for other four hours before I was woken up again when the door was suddenly blasted open, almost giving me heart attack.
«R-r-r-riku! What are you doing!» a squeaky voice asked startled by the sudden display of violence.
«You asked me to get the dimwit out of your room, right? Well, that's what I'm doing.» The silver headed boy retorted with a monotone voice as he walked towards me with faint smirk ghosting his handsome face. I groggily opened my eyelids, my heart pounding in my chest.
«Riku. What are you doing here…?» I rubbed my eyes with my thumb and index finger.
«I was bored. Thought I could practice a bit with my favourite redheaded idiot,» he answered crossing his muscled arms looking pleased of himself.
I squinted at him trying to understand if he was actually serious. –I mean come on. Practice? At ten past five in the morning? During the a fucking weekend? No bloody way-.
«Get stuffed Riku. Ask Demyx.» I rolled over and covered my face with the covers.
Too bad the asshole wouldn't take no for an answer for he grabbed me by my ankle and started dragging me away from the warmth of the soft covers.
«Demyx? I hope you're joking.»
Not giving up so easily I grabbed the bed. And so commenced the Axel tug-of-war. See? This is why I'm so freaking tall.
«No. I'm not actually. Now let go!»
«No way!»
«Errr… guys…»
«If you won't let go…» Riku panted from the effort «I'll post something very interesting on the internet».
After a moment of pause as I processed this, I immediately let go as if the bed was made of pure acid. This, much to my amusement made Riku fall backwards and on top of Demyx who was right behind him.
Snickering I got up offering a hand at my unfortunate best friend.
«You could've warned me before letting go you know.» Mumbled the silver head as he rubbed the back of his head.
«Where would the fun be in that?» I smiled.
Riku merely snorted. «So? Shall we go?»
I rubbed my face with both of my palms «My God you're such a pain the ass» I groaned.
«And you're a lazy mutt»
«This coming from a-»
«Would you two just shut the fuck up for a second?» - Uh oh someone's pissed off. – We turned towards our friend who was cursing under his breath relentlessly.
«Geez. I just wanted to say that we have school reunion» said the blond as quickly as possible afraid of being interrupted for the umpteenth time.
«Err... A high school reunion?» I asked as I tried (and failed) to raise and eyebrow.
«Actually, it's a elemen-»
«Elementary? Seriously?» I interrupted the poor mullet.
«Whose idea was this?» Inquired Riku.
«I believe the girl's name is… Omelette or something like that?»
«Omelet? What kind of fucked up-»
«Perhaps you mean Olette?» corrected Riku interrupting my rant.
«Yeah that's the name!» nodded Demyx.
«Well this could be interesting.» Said Riku turning towards me. «What do you think?»
I chuckled «Yeah why not. Maybe we get to see how some losers turned out»
«Yeah,» Riku laughed «like that emo kid. Err what was his name?»
«You mean the real quiet one?»
«Yeah the one that played with dolls and never talked to anyone»
«Oh, you mean Soma»
«It's Sora» corrected Demyx «and that's not very nice guys. You're twenty-one and you're still bullying people? I mean-»
«Yeah, yeah Demyx don't spoil our fun.» Riku waved him off. «what was the name of the fat kid? You know the one with bushy hair that covered half of his face?»
«Pence?»
«No, no. I mean the blond.»
Pondered for a second before an image of a chubby kid with bright red cheeks and greasy hair popped in to my mind. I started to laugh, «You mean Roxas, my favourite victim?»
«Okay that's it. I don't wanna hear anymore of this» said Demyx with a look a disgust on his face. «I'll just let you know that the reunion is this Saturday at seven o'clock at our old school». And with that he walked out of the room not even gracing us with a farewell.
«Spoilsport,» I snorted.
«Ah never mind him.» He 'patted' (more like slammed) my back «now what do you say we practice a bit, hmm?»