Disclaimer: Mine......not.
Duo: Well, duh.
Ron: I love you.
Duo: *sweaetdrops* Oh my..
Ron: ...stars!!! *giggles*



Help!

A few weeks after the incident with Wufei and Trowa, more stange things began to occur. For example, Relena managed to sneak in with Heero more often, even though he was in a relationship with Duo. Another "strange"
things, was the way that Trieze, Zechs, and Wufei would just...disappear into rooms. But, the stranget was still to happen.

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Early one morning as Quatre was taking a shower, he felt a strange fluttering in his stomach. He stopped lathering himself with bubblegum shampoo, to think over that fleeting feeling. H looked down at his stomach, then he began to giggle.

"Tee-hee, could I be having Trowa's baby?" His aqua eyes begin to shine, but quickly dulled.

"Wait...that's impossible." He grinned goofily. "Tee-hee, oops."

He finished his shower and dressed to go and eat lunch. But, as soon as that blonde ditz (oops...sorry), that blonde boy stepped through the dorway, he was transported to a different place.

"Where am I?"

He glanced around the room, noting that all the furnishings were, black.

"How odd."

It was at that moment that dear Quatre saw his reflection. He stood in shock, staring at the figure in the full length mirror. It took him a few seconds to recognize the person staring back at him. Large violet eyes peered out from under long, brown bangs.

"Tee-hee, will you lookie that? I'm Duo!" Quatre grinned goofly (again) as he played with the end of the long braid. His mind beginning to work in mysterious ways.

"Ooo...this braid would look so much better down, with a...rainbow colored hairbow!!"

With that in mind, Quatre/Duo begin to unbraid the thick brown locks. When he had it hanging down in frizzy curls, he proceeded to search for a hairbow. He opened all the drawers, searched the closets, and checked every corner of the room.

"Hmmph...nothing that even resembles a hairbow. Hmmm....oh! Tee-hee, maybe, under the bed!"

He crouched down and swept one hand under the bed, he eventually encountered a box. Quatre/Duo pulled the box from under the frumpy bed. It read was labeled. "Toys"

"Oh...since when did Duo play with toys?"

He opened the top flaps, his eyes widening at what was inside the box. Only a few of the less obscene items were: a leather whip with "Heero is my bitch" engraved on it, a few pairs of handcuffs, a bottle of honey, some chocolate syrup, and a jar of ovaries.

"Tee-hee, maybe I should see if Duo will let me borrow some "toys". Oh, look! There is some ribbon, oh! And it's rainbow colored too!"

He reached in to pull it out, carefully manuvering around the...erm...vibrator. Quatre/Duo pulled on the ribbon, but it seemed to be caught on something, he tugged harder and succeeded in pulling out a book type object. Quatre/Duo set the book on the floor and inspected it
with his eyes as he tied back the brown hair. The book was labeled in very beautiful, silver handwriting: "Duo Maxwell's Diary."

The ditz (oops...slipped), the blonde giggled in his high-pitched voice. "Oh my stars...this should make some good reading."


To be continued...

Ron: Wheeee!!! =^.^=
Duo: Seriously...help is needed.
Heero: She ate M&M's....
Duo: Shit.
Ron: But Hee-kun bought them for me!!
Heero: Eheheh..*sweatdrop*
Trowa: *shakes head* He's out to kill us all.
Quatre: *nods* Yep.
Ron: I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!!! =^.^=