Merry Late Christmas! I wrote this during lunch at school then I revised it. Enjoy. PS, I own nothing and I also stolen a few gifts from other Les Misérables parodies I've seen!
On the first day of Christmas Les Mis gave to me
27 years of misery.
On the second day of Christmas Les Miser gave to me
24601
and 27 years of misery.
On the third day of Christmas Les Mis gave to me
3 Lovely Ladies,
24601,
and 27 years of misery.
On the fourth day of Christmas Les Mis gave to me
4 Stupid Words,
3 Lovely Ladies,
24601,
and 27 years of misery.
On the fifth day of Christmas Les Mis gave to me
5 Holy Years,
4 Stupid Words,
3 Lovely Ladies,
24601,
and 27 years of misery.
On the sixth day of Christmas Les Mis gave to me
6 Twinkling Stars,
5 Holy Years,
4 Stupid Words,
3 Lovely Ladies,
24601,
and 27 years of misery.
On the seventh day of Christmas Les Mis gave to me
7 Dancing Couples,
6 Twinkling Stars,
5 Holy Years,
4 Stupid Words,
3 Lovely Ladies,
24601,
and 27 years of misery.
On the eighth day of Christmas Les Mis gave to me
8 Rowing Convicts,
7 Dancing Couples,
6 Twinkling Stars,
5 Holy Years,
4 Stupid Words,
3 Lovely Ladies,
24601,
and 27 years of misery.
On the ninth day of Christmas Les Mis gave to me
9 Dead Revolutionaries,
8 Rowing Convicts,
7 Dancing Couples,
6 Twinkling Stars,
5 Holy Years,
4 Stupid Words,
3 Lovely Ladies,
24601,
and 27 years of misery.
On the tenth day of Christmas Les Mis gave to me
10 Years a-Running,
9 Dead Revolutionaries,
8 Rowing Convicts,
7 Dancing Couples,
6 Twinkling Stars,
5 Holy Years,
4 Stupid Words,
3 Lovely Ladies,
24601,
and 27 years of misery.
On the eleventh day of Christmas Les Mis gave to me
11 Cast Recordings,
10 Years a-Running,
9 Dead Revolutionaries,
8 Rowing Convicts,
7 Dancing Couples,
6 Twinkling Stars,
5 Holy Years,
4 Stupid Words,
3 Lovely Ladies,
24601,
and 27 years of misery.
On the twelfth day of Christmas Les Mis gave to me
12 Drunken Fools,
11 Cast Recordings,
10 Years a-Running,
9 Dead Revolutionaries,
8 Rowing Convicts,
7 Dancing Couples,
6 Twinkling Stars,
5 Holy Years,
4 Stupid Words,
3 Lovely Ladies,
24601,
and 27 years of misery!
Now a small explanation of what I meant, 12 drunken fools refers to Grantaire and all the drunk people in the 'Master of the House' song; 11 cast recordings refers to the eleven recording I have of Les Mis [London, Broadway, Original French concept, 91 French revival, Complete Symphonic Recording, Original Vienna recording, Manchester cast, 10th Anniversary, 25th Anniversary, 25th Spanish Anniversary, and the new movie recording]; 10 years a-running refers to the 10 years Valjean runs with Cosette; 9 dead revolutionaries refers to Bahorel, Bossuet, Combeferre, Courfeyrac, Enjolras, Feuilly, Jean Prouvaire, Joly, and Grantaire, the students who died in at the barricade; 8 rowing convicts refers to the convicts at the beginning of musical who are rowing the boat, I'm not sure of how many, I just guessed; 7 dancing couples refers to the couples at Maruis and Cosette's wedding, not sure of how many, I guessed again; 6 twinkling stars refers to the song 'Stars' sung by Javert; 5 holy years refers to the 5 years Valjean spent as after the candlestick issue and up till he got Cosette; 4 stupid words refers to the song 'I dreamed a dream'; 3 lovely ladies refers to some ladies from the song 'Lovely Ladies'; 24601 is Valjean's prison number; and 27 years of misery refers to the number of years Les Misérables has been a musical, the new English version not the original French version.
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