A/N : Okay, so for anyone that doesn't know, Pig Latin is a code where if there is a consonant then you put it at the end and add ay, and if there is a vowel then at the end you just add yay (Bella = Ellabay, Alice = Aliceyay, and Rosalie = Osalieray, for example.). But if you don't understand, I'll have translations :D. I just wanted to make this because hey, why not? Oh yeah, and Bella is not a vampire yet.
Emmett POV:
"Bella?" I asked.
She turned around so that she wasn't facing the TV.
"Yes, Emmett?"
"Do you know that there is a vampire language?"
She stood up in shock. "Really?!" she asked.
"Duh. Rosalie!" I yelled.
"Yes, honey?" Rosalie smirked after she had literally raced at the speed of light to the living room. She knew where this was heading.
"Oday uoyay owknay atthay Ellabay oesday otnay owknay atthay erethay isyay ayay ampirevay anguagelay?" I asked, sighing theatrically. (Do you know that Bella does not know that there is a vampire language?)
"Esyay, oneyhay, Iyay oday. Ityay isyay eryvay adsay." She answered just as dramatically. (Yes, honey, I do. It is very sad.)
Bella blinked. "Can you teach me?"
It was my turn to smirk. "Ask Edward how. This is how you ask in vampire language: Isskay emay (Kiss me)."
"Fine," Bella said determinedly, "I will. EDWARD!!"
Me and my wife smiled at each other. Bella still didn't suspect a thing.
"Yes, Bella?" Edward said, running in faster than Rosalie. "Did you hurt yourself again?"
I barely held in a laugh. Edward would win the prize for the most possessive boyfriend ever easily.
"No. But… Isskay emay?" she asked.
Edward turned purple.
"Emmett?!" he shrieked. Just like a little girl.
"Um. June Fools!"
Bwah, hope you liked it. R&R!