Just a little something i thought of today when my mom sprayed my mini-rose plant woth a spray bottle.

The Doctor sprayed water over the control panel in the TARDIS with a blue plastic spray bottle. The water evaporated and turned to steam with a hiss almost upon contact. He narrowed his eyes and pulled the trigger a few more times, releasing a mist over the burning controls.

"Something wrong with the TARDIS?" Rose asked, coming up behind him.

He smiled at her. "Morning, Rose. Not really, just a bit of overheating. She'll be fine."

"Right."

Rose watched the Doctor work, spraying the console every so often, until she remembered something she'd been meaning to ask him.

"Hey, Doctor. It's my mum's birthday In a few days and I was wondering if you'd come and have dinner with us? It'd make her happy."

The Doctor froze for a second, then looked at Rose as if she'd grown antlers. Then he walked over to her and his face softened as he went, she thought she might have a chance-

Freezing water covered her face and she blinked as the droplets from her forehead fell into her eyes. Time stopped for a second as she gaped at him open-mouthed and his smile morphed into a grin and kept growing.

Then Rose broke the spell. "You SPRAYED me!" She gasped in disbelief. "Like a cat!"

He nodded, self-satisfaction inflating his grin more and more every second. "Feeling observant today, are we?"

"Why!?"

"Because that was a terrible idea."

She shook her head in disbelief. "You could have told me!" Some of the water fell off her face and drizzled down her neck into her shirt.

"But I had the spray bottle. 'Sides, I thought Roses needed water."

"You're horrible!" She gasped, though it lost it effect when she started laughing.

This seemed to perk him up even more and he laughed as well. "You love it." He sprayed her face again.

She squeaked in surprise and lunged for the spray bottle, the Doctor easily dancing around her. She turned and reached for it, but he fended her off with an arm while getting the occasional spritz of water on her when he could. Both of them laughed as she jumped a bit, stretching her arm above his head, trying to reach it.

After a few seconds of failed attempts she stepped back and looked him over. He hadn't gotten wet at all and her face was dripping cold water down her neck and back. She considered him for a moment.

"Give up?" He asked "You'll neve-" his eyes widened as her lips covered his. He stood shock-still and stared at her in awe as she pressed herself against him on tip-toe, her hand sliding up his outstretched arm-

The he got a face full of the H2O, her laughing playfully at his shock.

His overpowering confusion lasted only a few seconds before he grinned and moved after her. She took off running deeper into the TARDIS.