Musically: Musically here! I was bored, so I decided to make a list: You are truly obsessed with TNBC if... but aren't we all?
Victoria: No. Just you and a few others.
Musically: smothers her with a Jack pillow I'll add more soon. Enjoy!
You have written one or more fanfics about TNBC.
You own the DVD, the soundtrack, or both.
Whenever you see any TNBC character, or anything that looks remotely like one, you squeal and jump up and down.
Whenever you start talking about TNBC, your friends try to change the subject quickly, knowing that the conversation would take up more than an hour.
You made your own bat bow tie/ tuxedo suit or else a patchwork dress.
You wear it to school.
You wear it to the mall.
You wear it to your aunt's wedding.
When your aunt tells you to change, you begin to cry. Loudly.
When she tells you to stop crying, you summon Jack to come eat her soul.
When Jack doesn't come to eat her soul, you scream and run off.
You have been featured in a newspaper article that has a headline that sounds like this: "Boy/Girl Wearing Strange, Tim Burton-esque Costume Flees Wedding"
This reminds you of how much you want Jack and Sally to get married.
In fact, every wedding reminds you of that.
You decide to make a TNBC 2 in which Jack and Sally do get married.
You even ask Tim Burton to write a poem about it.
Then you ask him to direct.
When he doesn't answer your numerous phone calls, faxes, pages, text messages, e-mails, and telegraphs, you finally resort to calling Henry Selick.
After he ignores you as well, you decide to direct your own TNBC 2.
You play all the parts, boy and girl.
You enjoy doing this.
You don't even have to write a script because you know exactly what each TNBC character would do in a situation.
You know what they would do in every situation.
You wished you lived in Halloween Town.
You build an alternative universe machine so you can.
You wait until October 31st to use it.
You end up getting kicked out of Halloween Town because your knowledge of all the characters scared them.
You can actually scare people from Halloween Town.
Every Halloween, you make your house look exactly like Jack's mansion.
The dog house in the backyard looks like Zero's tombstone.
You named your dog Zero.
You make your dog dress up in a costume you made for him.
You glue a light-up pumpkin to his nose.
You end up paying the veterinarian bill for surgery when the pumpkin ends up burning his nose.
You plan on gluing another one on.
Musically: Woo! Thirty five in all so far. Watch out for the second list, coming to theaters soon!
Victoria: (snores)ZZZZzzzzzZZZzzzz...