His last thought before dying, fuck the world. Bang! Bastion expected to die the second the bullet entered his head. That didn't happen he felt the small caliber round moved through his brains destroying memories before his forehead exploded. A chunk of skull cut off one of his optic nerves cutting his vision in half part of his skull went sailing before it hit a wall. His body collapsed, and he saw one of the soldiers clean the blood off his shoes, with Bastion's hair. Somehow his even through the ringing he heard one of the soldiers speak. "Now that he's out of the way lets go to the next one. Robert, stop playing with the man's scalp and keep up. We have to execute at least 20 more before dark or we won't make our quota." Then everything went dark.

Bastion opened his mouth and tried to gasp but fluids shot down his throat. For a second, he flailed and kicked before realizing he wasn't drowning. Wherever he was, there was loud steady beating and he felt at peace. He was warm, despite the darkness there wasn't any danger, and he felt alright.

System has located Descendant #8975689 loading 321

Initializing Symbiosis 89% 98% 99% 100… Symbiosis complete

He opened his mouth to speak but his voice wouldn't come out. "What are you?" He shouted as loud as his brain would allow. Bastion felt his head where the hole should be, and he was whole.

"Careful, host's skull has yet to close. Development is only at 98% you are still weeks from being born." The mechanical voice said. It rumbled through his mind making his joints shake.

"Who are you?" Bastion asked.

"I'm Ouroboros and I'm now a part of you. Would you like to view your status? Most descendants choose to view the marvel of technology given by my creator your Ancestor." Ouroboros said.

"Your name's too long I'm going to call you Snake for short. But sure, show me what dying has gotten me." Bastion grumbled.

Bastion

Age 8months 3weeks (25years)

World: Naruto Main Timeline probability 50%

Bloodlines: Uchiha 100%

Chakra 50

Chakra control 0

Ki 0

Ki Control 0

Mana 0

Mana control 0

Etc…

System points: 50

"Ok, why can't I use any of the powers except for Chakra?" Bastion asked Snake

"Please don't call me Snake your ancestor gave me the name Ouroboros, I am of the Rebirth system symbionts created by your great ancestor. To answer your other question, you must acquire bloodlines of races that naturally have the energy. You can also use the system shop to purchase some bloodlines that your ancestor saved and techniques. It is possible to do anything with my help." Snake said arrogantly.

"It sounds like my ancestor was awesome. Sure, wish I was born already. Don't you want to get started with our grand adventure." Bastion hoped the dumb snake would get the hint.

"I can read your mind Bastion and yes it would be great, but despite my power there are some things I can't do." Snake said. "Stop calling me Snake! Uh oh." Bastion was flung back cushioned by his mother's body. The comforting sound of her heart beating was no more. Just as it couldn't get any worse Bastion felt cold steel rip into his new home and stab him in the stomach twist and pull away.

Chapter1 Uh Oh!

Time froze a second as the blade pulled out. White hot pain coursed through my tiny body and he didn't have the air to scream. "Snake do something." He yelled as he could feel his life leaving his body. Despite the pain, he couldn't help but think about the woman caused his first death.

His body didn't hurt anymore, as the blood left him, he felt rather pleasantly chill. Bastion let him mind suffer a delusion winding back in time to the moment his heart broke. "I never loved you." A scarlet haired freckled woman said. Just before the back of his knees were kicked. How was he going to get his revenge now?

The pain returned and with-it reality. The room was filled with white light and he was alive. Medic nin worked tirelessly pushing his guts back in and healing him with mystical palm technique. Like magic the mess that were his intestines were restored and then shoved back inside.

"Snake how did they find me?" Bastion asked her.

"It was your desire for revenge. It awoke your sharingan and let out enough chakra for the sensors to track. Don't try to turn it on now but when they finish try using it." Bastion didn't know what to say, he had the Sharingan. One of the most op powerups in the history of shonen.

"Bring up all my chakra stats I want to see what I'm working with." Bastion said.

"Processing."

CP 20(51)

CC 1

CR 1 every hour.

"Why is my chakra so low?" He asked Snake.

"Its Ouroboros and the medic nin need to use some of your chakra to assist the healing process. Now that your no long in danger of dying we can get down to business." Snake said.

That was true after they closed his stomach up and put a paralyzing seal on him, all he could do was sleep. Not that he had the strength to lift his head anyway. This was great in his opinion. He wasn't going to die again just after he was reborn. Though saying things are looking up would tempt fate.

"You have 50 system points. We have already been attacked once and in the womb at that. That wasn't supposed to happen. I locked in your birth 10 years before the Uchiha massacre. Somehow my lock was altered. It's likely some force in this world is trying to kill you before you're strong." That wasn't hard to poke holes in. If someone was strong enough to mess with his system, then why bother messing with his system. Wouldn't it be easier to just kill him? "I didn't mention it before but you're on a trial period. If someone truly powerful tried to kill you, your ancestor would destroy them. This was a work around. Which is why you need to worry about your system points? You can't do a lot with 50, but there are 3 techniques you can purchase that could be beneficial early on."

"Let me guess they each cost 50 so I can only get one of them. Just tell me Snake am I fucked." Bastion asked the AI.

"No, not yet and it's a bit worse than that. You have one chance to get a random SR or higher ranked support skill. Only three of the bunch will help you at this stage. I don't know when the next accident will happen." Snake said.

"Don't tell me what they are lets just try it?" Bastion said.

3, 2, 1 Skill lottery gold activate.

Chapter 2 Boob Milk

UR Skill unlocked: Mad Gaia Cultivation

"Tell me Ouroboros is this good or am I screwed. Is it one of the three." Bastion asked Snake. The AI was slow to respond and that worried him. When he focused on the skill he it nearly tore his mind apart. This skill could hardly be called a mere skill. It wasn't something that humans should be able to do, it was a power reserved for galactic entities. He knew it just by thinking about the skill.

"I can't believe you gained that skill of all the billions of possible skills you gained that one." Ouroboros said. Bastion remembered the lore videos he saw on Naruto. What he gained wasn't something that a human should be able to do, so the question was, who was his ancestor. "He is a being born a god that transcended his own limits. Though he was a god, he was cast out and swore that his own children would never suffer as he did. You are his descendant I shouldn't be surprised that his blood bred true. Mad Gaia Cultivation in its most basic form draws in natural energy and slowly turns it into energy your body can use. In this case, you are taking in natural energy brain washing it into thinking its naturally a part of you and adding it directly to your reserves." Snake said. He wasn't fooled by her simple explanation. He absorbed the skills knowledge. In its higher forms when he had the power to use it to its purest state, he could turn planets into energy and add that power to his reserves.

In the hospital while he waited for someone to come feed him, he slowly practiced his only skill. A single strand of natural energy flowed close to him. His own chakra went to meet it. Slowly as minutes ticked away the strand of natural energy changed. It became like his own chakra and returned to his body with the rest. Bastion felt a bit of pain as his coils adjusted to the slight increase in power.

"But was this what I needed to stay safe?" Bastion asked Snake. The AI deliberated for a few minutes.

"Your sucking on the world's boob Bastion. With every drop of her milk you grow permanently stronger." Bastion waited for the butt. "It doesn't help you like the other three skills would have and now your out of system points. Good news I can't feel any dark presences nearby." Snake said.

"Did you feel any before I was stabbed?" Snake was unusually quiet at that.

A woman walked in and gently lifted him careful of his head and put him to her breast. Her hands were soft, and she put him to her nipple. Like all babies his natural urge was to suck and poop. So, for the next few years he acted just as a normal baby would. The time would come to confront his attacker.

Just as before he couldn't help but remember saying in his mind that someday you will pay to that woman. She would never pay, and his revenge never came. He should abandon revenge and look towards the future. Something in him wouldn't allow it.

Years after the incident he was adopted by a civilian family. A seal was placed on him to keep his sharingan locked away. His only hope to regain his sharingan was to join the shinobi academy.