"Crazebook: i was in a funny mood and wanted to do something Craz-y and then i remembered all those pictures of facebook messages between harry potter characters and i was like yeah why not, anyway this made my bro laugh and dad smirk so i think i accomplished that.
disclaimer: obviously i dont own harry potter thats JKR's job jkr cos i have forgotten how to spell her last name and i dunno her first or middle name, insert facepalm here, but this is haary potter right it's pretty famous so you should all know of the original author anyway right, so like yeah ima shut up now and let ya read, god its midnight already i've been at this for hours.
Introduction
Here was his chance, the Dursley's wouldn't be back for another hour or two, and he'd finally finished all his chores, he was nursing a broken wrist, but that wouldn't stop him, Harry was a Gryffindor after all. He quickly went into Dudley's room not wanting to waste precious time and carefully manoeuvred around Dudley's things, turning on Dudley's computer harry launched the Joogle-bronze browser in Disguised mode so that nothing he did would end up in the internet's history and get him in trouble.
Launching CrazeBook and logging in as Emerald-snake14, harry immediately got into conversation with Hermione aka Bronze-Book1042, harry did have other muggleborn friends from Hogwarts that he spoke to, but most of the time he spoke to Hermione, his other freind ron being an impossibility as not only did he live in the wizarding world being but he was muggle technology illiterate despite his and Hermione's best efforts at helping him understand, Half an hour and a few multiplayer games with hermione later harry got a popup message.
'DarkRiddle001 Wants to be your friend'
"hermione… I just got a friend request"
Hermione not seeing anything wrong with that immediately messaged him back
"oh getting popular online now are you snake, who's the new fan?"
"DarkRiddle001"
The only disadvantage with CrazeBook is they hadn't yet implemented the webcam system yet, so little did harry know that Hermione had passed out in her bedroom upon reading the name.
"well did you like it, creating user names are hard, do you want me to continue?