Mark was playing his new video game Monkeyball Fighter Z against his friends John, Delbert, and Harold and was just getting his ass beat. John, Delbert, and Harold, Mark's friends, were all too good for Mark to even damage them, whenever he tried to attack them, they dodged and Mark fell off the stage. Mark was getting very upset and said "I wish my favorite character, Sonic the Hedgehog from the game Sonic Boom was in this game so that I could play him. If I played Sonic the Hedgehog from the game Sonic Forces you would all be too slow to dodge my attacks and then I would beat you!" yelled Mark!
That night Mark went to be and dreamed that he was visited by Sonic the Hedgehog from the game Sonic '06. Mark said to Sonic the Hedgehog from the tv show Sonic X "Hello Sonic the Hedgehog from the game Sonic and Sega's All Star Racing: Transformed my name is Mark can I call you Sonic the Hedgehog?" "Yes," Said Sonic the Hedgehog, "Call me Sonic." "Okay Sonic," said Mark, "Sonic will you help me beat my 'friends' at Monkeyball Fighter Z?" Mark made sure to do air quotes when he said "friends" if they were really his friends they wouldn't just spam the fireball button when they played the game Monkeyball Fighter Z. Mark waited with anticipation for Sonic to answer his question. The wait seemed to go on for centuries, decades, millennia but eventually, Soni answered. Sonic's answer runged around the room. "Yes." Said Sonic. Mark was so excited he awoked. His first reaction? Jumping out of bed and running to get his friends Mark screamed "I will finly win!" As he busted into the room wear John, Deblert, and Harold all sleeped and told Delbert, John, and Harold "Get up Harold, Belbert, and John it is time to play Monkeyball Fighter Z, I am going ot beat you this time!" Delbert said "it is 3 am(in the morning)" they played Monkeyball Fighter Z and Mark picked Sonic. Mark won every round killing everyone with out even taking any damage. "I took no damage you idiots!," shouted Mark "You all are idiots who can not even do damage to me when I play the character Sonic in the game Monkeyball Fighter Z. You are to slow too do any damage too me. I am now enter tournament and win. When I win I will get to meet President for being all American Monkeyball Fighter Z fighting-player." Mark left.
He went enter in tournament and guess what he did in the tournament. You guessed it! He won the tournament! Mark, with a little more help from Sonic and Mr. Miyagi's training, had entered the tournament and beat all the best fighters in the world thanks to his skillz(that pay the billz). Mark walked in to the white house and he seed Barrak Obama behind the desk he was abot to say his greeting but then saw that President Barack Hussein Obama was on the the telephone. President Hussein Obama held up one finger, his index finger, signaling for Mark to be quiet. Hussein Obama continued his talk on the phone "Yes give me one president sized condom please" he then paused "yes I know that is the largest size you have. I am President so I need a massive condom for my weiner." Hussein paused again "Alright good by I love you" Barry Obama then hanged up the phone and turned towards Mark "hello Mark I am President of the United States Barack Hussein Obama I am here to congratulate you on you're win in the Monkeyball Fighter Z tournament. You realy made me, and america, and your parents proud." "Thank you," responded Mark, "Who was that on the phone?" "Joe Biden," said Obama, "he was at the condom shop." "Which one" asked Mark? ""The one next door to the white house" proudly answered Obama proud of the fact that he knew which of the many condom shops in DC Joe Biden was at. Suddenly a dark shadow falled over the room. "GET OUT SADMAN HUSSEIN OBAMA" Yelled a mysterious voice. Obama and ran out in walked a new, orange man. The End.