Once there was a day that was just like any other day, Murray was acting like an idiot, sorry, a PURPLE idiot. Sly, as cool as he was was in Bollywood on a trip with Carmelita, well not EXACTLY a trip, he sort of got arrested, very long story. And Bentley, he just might have been doing something a little out of the ordinary. Bentley had snuck into Sly's room to search for his missing plushy named Bob the janitor. Suddenly a guinea pig wearing a kimono popped up in the air in front of him.
"YOUNG MASTER! YOU SHALL BE THE NEXT KAMIKAZE TURTLE OF THE UPPER… THE UPPER… UM WHEREEVER WE ARE!" "WAAHHH SLLLYYY! SCARY PERSON!" Bentley chocked the wise old guinea pig guy full of sleeps darts and set him on fire. "DIE EVIL PIG OF GUINEA!"
After Bentley had effectively chopped, sliced, and inflicted mental torture on the guinea pig by forcing him to eat at Arbys, he was finally dead. Bentley tried to flush him down the toilet but unfortunately it clogged, so he blew the toilet up, getting crap all over Sly's stuff. Bentley was angry, so he picked up a really long knife and stabbed Murray, flinging him out the window like a dead chicken after he died.
After that, Bentley was bored, so he jumped out the window after Murray's body and stabbed all of the spear bearing monkeys that came near him. Barney popped out of the floor and told him to be nice, so he tied Barney to a steak, burned him alive, and ate him, the burnt flesh tasting a lot like burnt flesh. Bentley then stood and started down the street, blowing up elephants as he made his way to Rajan's palace. When he got there, the door was guarded, so he just killed all of the guards with his bad breath.
When he got there, Rajan was killing someone. "You suck, that's my job." Bentley bombed the whole palace and it came down on all of their heads, killing them all instantaneously.
The End
Next chapter: Murray, attack of the flaming constipated chicken.