NEW STORY! By the way Dylan is pretty much NEVER in this story so YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY and if you actually like Dylan then… GET OUT!

Gazzy: YAY! More time to spend with my sweet Sparkle!

Sparkle: great way to start our story… and IM NOT YOUR SWEET SPARKLE!

Gazzy: *sighs* Not yet anyways…

Nudge: I like soda… but its not very good for you, which is sad… I don't like being sad… sadness sucks! Do you agree? I agree.. wait… can I agree with myself? Oh well…

Bookworm: I like soda too. So? I agree. Yes. Oh well well.

Sparkle: HEHAWWW

Fang: …?

Sparkle: it was awkward…

Iggy: Then we should blow up something.

Angel: actually we doing mash so NO

Sparkle: who is going first for mash?

Bookworm: Who'll go first?

Angel: Max should!

Max: Fine.

Sparkle: Max… your story: Once you graduate, you'll find work in Las Vegas, Nevada, as a Pediatrician. You'll get around town with your tangerine wings. You'll marry Dylan (sorry) and live in a Shack with your 19 kids and ever-loyal pet peacock.

Max: Uh-uh-uh NO WAY! I ain't marrying that dumb weed.

Nudge: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DYLAN! BWHAHAHAHA!

Fang: Sparkle?! Did you do that on purpose?

Sparkle: wha? Pshhhhh… nooooo *runs*

Fang: *chases Sparkle*

Bookworm: I'll do Sparkles next

-2 minutes later-

Bookworm: Sparkle your story: Once you graduate, you'll find work in Bejing Chine, as a maid. You'll get around town in your aquamarine ice cream truck. You'll marry Gazzy (BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) and have 6 kids and a ever-loyal pet chipmunk

Sparkle: AH HECK TO THE NO! I AM NOT MARRYING GAZZY!

Gazzy: *runs over and kisses Sparkle* I love you!

Sparkle: *beats up Gazzy* THAT THING IS WRONG! I HATE GAZZY!

Iggy: No-ot according to MASH and MASH is never wrong!

Sparkle: SHUT UP IGGY! IM GONNA GO CRY IN THE CORNER *goes and cries in a corner*

Nudge: so who's going next?

Fang: I think Iggy should

Gazzy: Yeah! To prove MASH is always right! So hot stuff, what are the kids names gonna be? *wiggles eyebrows at Sparkle*

Sparkle: #1 will be I, #2 will be Hate, #3 will be Gazzy, #4 will be 's, #5 will be gut, #6 will be S

Gazzy: Aww you want to name a kid after me!

Sparkle: that is NOT the point

Angel: Iggy's story! Once you graduate you will find work in Long beach, California, as a Nanny. You'll get around town in your cotton candy skateboard. You'll marry Ella (awwww) and live in a shack with your 182937389173719 kids and ever-loyal pet humming bird

Iggy: see Sparkle it is righ- wait?! 1829373891719 kids?!

Ella: awwww I love you Iggy!

Nudge: do me do me!

Bookworm: Nudge's story: Once you graduate, you'll find work in Rome, Italy, as a Custodian. You'll get around town in your Bronze tank. You'll marry Fang (haha) and live in a Shack with your 99 bajillion kids and ever-loyal pet mule

Nudge and Fang: WHAT?!

Sparkle: haha

Bookworm: Watcha wanna talk about now?

Nudge: why do I have to marry Fang?

Sparkle: I have to marry Gazzy!

Iggy: *smiles* I marry Ella. *scowls* And have 1829373891719 kids.

Dylan: I MARRY MAX!

Max: No. Just no.

Angel: this game brings everyone apart

Fang: I have to marry Nudge!?

Nudge: sadly

Gazzy: *smiles* I MARRY MY LOVE! *grabs Sparkle and kisses her*

Sparkle: *pushes Gazzy away* *throws up on him* *gags* NOT IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!

Gazzy: Sooo should we just stay engaged and not have a wedding?

Sparkle: ugh just shut up!

Gazzy: Whatever you say my sweet.

Sparkle: go die in a hole

Gazzy: But sweetums, I can never die unless I'm away from you! That would kill me!

Sparkle: *whispers to the flock* take him somewhere…

Max: Okay. *lifts up Sparkle and Gazzy* You never said not to take you too.

Sparkle: *kicks Gazzy and Max* let go of me!

Max: You do realize I've fought Erasers before. Your kicks do nothing.

Sparkle: *wiggles out of Maxs arms* *runs to Nudge's room and grabs pink clothes* *runs back down* I AM NOT AFRAID

Max: *retreats*

Sparkle: can someone else talk now?

Everyone else: *is eating popcorn* But this is way too entertaining!

Sparkle: I hate you all, yes even Bookworm… at the moment

Bookworm: Are you sure?

Sparkle: ha! I got someone else to talk! And yes I'm sure

Bookworm: Well I guess I'll just go back to watching Gazzy do googoo eyes at you and you and Max bicker. And never talk again…

Sparkle: okay, I will just make it less entertaining

Bookworm: Hmmm, well what if I took Gazzy to Cuba and left him there?

Sparkle: I would love you… as long as I'm not coming with

Bookworm: I could work out something… VIDEO CHAT! So that way he's not here but he is!

Gazzy: I'm right here you know…

Bookworm: BE QUIET!

Sparkle: that would be better

Bookworm: Then…. GAZZY! GET IN THE BOX I'M SENDING TO CUBA!

Gazzy: NO!

Bookworm: There's food and a laptop with a webcam in it.

Gazzy: *jumps in box*

Sparkle: YAYAYAYAY THIS IS THE BEST DAY.. just kidding he hasn't left yet…

Bookworm: Oh really? *steps aside to show that the box is gone*

Sparkle: as I was saying… THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

Bookworm: And we are getting a Skype request from him. Accept or ignore?

Sparkle: IGNORE! *hits ignore button*

Nudge: ugh! I cant not say anything for any longer! Im hungry!

Bookworm: We have Nutty Bars.

Nudge: NUTTY BARS!

Bookworm: In the kitchen.

Sparkle: OOOOOOOOOH GIMME GIMME!

Bookworm: Ok. *gives Nutty Bars*

Sparkle: OH MY GAWD I LOVE NUTTY BARS SO MUCH! YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM

Iggy: Does anyone else miss Gazzy?

Sparkle: never in a million years!

Nudge: a little bit…

Max: I'm surprised Sparkle. I thought out of everyone… you would use caps when you say that.

Sparkle: NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS! Better?

Max: Yes very much so actually.