Scrooge You.
By: Nymbis
Summary: Lambert is an old, crotchety meanie-head who hates Christmas! Can the spirits of Christmas Past, Present and Future change his ways? A DOTM parody of A Christmas Carol featuring a rather festive Atrox, teenybopper spirits, and Tiny Tymmie.
AN: I was feeling festive this holiday season, so I started to write this. Enjoy!
Prologo.o.o
Once upon a time, there was a very, very, very old man. He lived alone, worked long hours, and in his spare time did needle point. He was grouchy and cynical, not to mention corrupt off of his own power-hungry ways. He kicked puppies, sprayed children with hoses, and downloaded music illegally off of the internet. Yet that wasn't even the worst thing about this man, oh no.
This man hated Christmas.
He never attended office parties, never sang carols, and always gave crappy giftcards to stores that no one likes as presents. He hated eggnog, hated Christmas lights, and even cut pine trees into tiny bits out of spite.
Yes, he was an awful man. A horrible, despicable man.
One year the moon Goddess Selene got rather annoyed with his holiday hate-mongering, so she decided to send down some of her spirits to help change his wicked, awful ways.
Will they succeed?
Not likely, the guy is a rather huge jerk.
A Daughters of the Moon Christmas Carol Parody, based off of a fourth grade play and slightly abridged.