Disclamer: I don't own the twas the night before christmas or naruto

This is my second fan fic and i thought it would make up for the 1st. I was really bored so i took the idea of remaking songs and came out with this enjoy ;)

'Twas the Night Before Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas,

when all through the house

Ino was snoring, disturbing every last mouse

the stockings were hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that Jiraiya soon would be there.

Sakura and Ino were snug in their beds,

While visions of Sasuke danced in their heads.

And Sasuke in his pajamas and I in my cap,

Had just settled down for a long ninja nap.

When out on the lawn there rose such a clatter,

I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.

I poofed to the window so I could show off,

I punched out the window to scoff.

The moon shown brightly on the new-fallen snow

and revealed two grown men fighting,

when, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

Kakashi and Jiraiya rolling in the snow, along side eight tiny nin-dogs,

someone stood up quickly to prove victorious,

I knew in a moment it had to be Kakashi.

More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,

and he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name,

"Now Neji, Now Rock Lee! Now Shino and Tenten!

On, Chouji! On, Gaara! On, Kiba and Shikamaru!

To the top of the porch, to the top or the wall,

now, dash away, dash away, dash away all!"

As cherry blossoms that before the wild hurricane fly,

when they meet with an obstacle, and fly in the sky,

so up to the house-top, the doggies they flew,

with a cart full of ninja supplies and Kakashi too.

And then in a thudding I heard on the roof

the scratching and barking of each little dog.

As I used my shadow clone jutsu, and I ran down the stairs,

down the chimney Kakashi came with a bound.

He was dressed in his jounin vest, and a mask to cover his face,

and his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.

A bundle of ninja gear he had flung on his back,

and he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

How awesome his hair was, being gray and all!

Then there was his right eye,

and that's all I could see,

for his mast and headband covered it all.

He pulled out a book,

for just a brief moment.

He was tall and thin,

and I had a big urge to poke him but I knew I wouldn't go so well with him.

He brushed off the ashes,

then one of my clones sneezed.

In and instant he was there right beside me,

and down went my clones taking me too.

He called me an idiot, and I guess it must be so,

then he went straight to his work.

He crawled into the chimney with care,

then jumped up the chimney without a word.

He jumped in his cart,

the whistled to his dogs,

and away they all ran.

But I heard him exclaim,

as he drove out of sight,

"Naruto you failed, and I want ten laps from you tomorrow."