A/N: Just an idea I had in my head I toyed around with ever since I got back from my vacation. I don't own Star Wars, Harry Potter, and Wreck-It Ralph.
The Sugar Rush racers sat around a small campfire, bored out of their minds. It was a brisk summer night after hours in Litwack's Arcade once again. Being that they still had ample time to do some activities, they suggested some stuff to do.
"Oh! Oh! Scary stories! I love a good story!" Gloyd suggested, hopping up and down on his seat.
"Nah. Some of the girls here, not gonna say names, are pretty easy scares. That and I don't think we're in the mood for cheap scares, Pumpkin Head," Taffyta huffed, sticking her tongue out at him.
"Snowball fight?" Adorabeezle and Snowanna piped up at the same time.
"A lil chilly for that, eh?" Vanellope pointed out.
"Yo, guys! How about we all just bask in the awesomeness that is me?" Swizzle boasted. Everyone laughed at the suggestion, especially his twin sister Minty Zaki and his cousins Sticky and Torvald. Swizzle dropped his mouth in shock.
"Hey, guys! I got the best idea EVER!" Vanellope shouted, stepping up on her seat. "Guys, remember that one time we took a game-jumping vacation? Got some crazy souvenirs and junk? We still have those laser swords hanging around, right? I know I do!" the President explained, an idea hatching in her head. A few months ago, the racers took a quick trip around the arcade and one of the games they visited was a Star Wars arcade game. Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, to be exact. Vanellope and a few others, especially Swizzle, Jubileena, and Candlehead, particularly liked the game a lot and so asked a few of the NPCs for a gift for them and their friends.
"Huh? I think I still have mine lying around in my room," Snowanna said, asking, "but what are you planning for us to do, President Schweetz?"
"Boys and girls, we're gonna have a little fun with our swanky lightsabers! We're gonna be sparring. Jedi against Sith," the spunk further clarified. "We all good to go?"
The racers murmured amongst themselves, some nodding in agreement. Citrusella, of all people, piped up, "I'm totally in this! I could go for using my lightsaber again!" The rest smiled excitedly, ready to get this going. Heck, even Taffyta wanted a go at this! And that's a pretty rare event for her to do something as intense as this.
"Alright! You guys get your stuff, okay? I'll be getting my pals to make this even more exciting!" the former princess told them, running off to the train that led into Game Central Station. Ooh, how Ralph would have a virtual heart attack over this!
After the usual procedure of Surge Protector asking some stupid questions, Vanellope went to Fix-It Felix Jr. in hopes to get the other three to join her. Citrusella, Sticky, Adorabeezle, Swizzle, and Rancis got blue lightsabers, if she recalls correctly. That's five for the Jedi side already. She and Minty Zaki has green lightsabers, so that's eight. Nougetsia, Torvald, and Crumbelina aren't part of the lightsaber club; they got blaster pistols purely because there wasn't a lightsaber color that fit their color schemes. Snowanna has a purple lightsaber, making her a Jedi. That means she'll go all Mace Windu on them, a nice Jedi powerhouse to be feared. Nine on the Jedi side, which means the Sith side is a bit lacking, with only Taffyta, Candlehead, Jubileena, and Gloyd there.
She bumped into Felix just as she started to determine how many Sith there were. "Hey, there, Hammertime! How was your day?"
"Why, if it isn't the little munchkin! My day was great, thanks for asking! And how was yours? What brings you here, cutie pie?" the handyman asked her, his warm smile complementing his gentle voice.
"Ah, the day's been pretty great. Ya know how it is. Anyways, is Sarge here with ya? Oh, and I need you and the big wrecker. We're gonna have a lightsaber duel in Sugar Rush! Jedi against the Sith! So whaddya say, Mr. Handyman?" the little racer asked, her hazel eyes so full of energy and excitement.
"Jiminy-jaminy, I'm not sure if Ralph and I would like to join..." he admits, smiling nervously. "But I bet that Tammy would love to join!"
"Cool, cool. It's alright if ya don't wanna join. I knew Sarge would love to join, though!" Vanellope squeals, glitching a bit from all the excitement. "Where's she at?"
"You could check out the penthouse, Vanellope. She should be there," replies the repairman. "Ralph should be at Tapper's, if I'm not mistaken. But you should check the dumpster just in case," he adds, pointing at the huge brick pile not far from the apartment complex.
"Thanks, Mr. Handyman!" the spunk says, giving him a hug before running off into the apartment to get Calhoun. "Sarge! Hey, Soldier Lady!" Vanellope keeps shouting, making Gene a bit cranky.
"Oh, it's that obnoxious little racing brat again. I can't understand why Ralph finds her so endearing," Gene growls gruffly to Roy, emptying his martini glass.
"Come on, Gene. She isn't so bad. She's just loud, but she's a good kid," Roy counters, nudging him when Vanellope comes up to them. "Hey, Vanellope! Whaddya want?"
"Just looking for Sarge. She here?" asks the tiny racer.
"She came in about half an hour ago, so she should still be up in the penthouse relaxing," Gene answers, putting on a fake smile.
"Thanks, Lip Hair!" she laughs as she skips up the stairs, leaving behind a steamed Gene.
It doesn't take long for Vanellope to find the penthouse, but it did take a while for her to go up the stairs. When she finally gets all the way up, she knocks on the door crazily. Lo and behold, Calhoun was there, out of armor and in her pajamas, which is a tank top and camo-colored sweatpants.
"If it ain't the little pipsqueak. What brings you here?" the sergeant asks, smirking playfully.
"You, me, Stinkbrain, and the rest of the Sugar Rush racers. We're having a wicked lightsaber duel in Sugar Rush! Well, except for Torvald, Nougetsia, and Crumbelina. They'll be blaster people," Vanellope proudly explains.
"Well, sign me up! I love a good duel between friends," smiles Calhoun. "Lemme just grab my armor and my gun, alright?" With that, she goes back into the penthouse, letting Vanellope in. A few minutes later, Calhoun is all prepped up and ready to go. "Alright, pint-size, let's get this party started," Calhoun says, smiling. In her hand is a small handgun, but knowing there's gonna be little kids there, she has it unloaded. Even then, the safety lock's on. Not a genuine Star Wars experience, but she holds safety above everything when it comes to some intense play.
"Alright! We're gonna have Donkey Kong Wannabe join us, too. Ya se, we have three Sith Lords and eight Jedi Knights, so I wanna even it out. Brickface is joining either the Jedi Knights or the Sith Lords," the little girl explains, teleporting down the stairs.
"Good luck trying to get him to join in on the fun, pixie stick," the soldier lady laughs, running down the stairs with ease.
The mischievous president smirks, raising an eyebrow, "Oh, no. He's not gonna have a choice in this. He's gonna be in this whether he likes it or not." At that, she shakes her head.
"Huh. I knew you were a pretty blunt kid, but that takes the cake. This oughtta be interesting," Calhoun admits, impressed by the little girl's forcefulness. Soon enough, they were at the brick pile where Ralph lives. A little ways past that, there is a little cozy house the wrecker made for himself shortly after Sugar Rush's restoration.
"Hey, look, listen!" Vanellope shouts, zipping on over. Luckily for them, Ralph's still there, so he was sure surprised when he sees Vanellope.
"Kid! What're ya doing here?" the gargantuan of a bad guy asks.
"Come on, Ralph, my man. My main man. We gotta go to Sugar Rush. Gonna be pretty awesome with lightsaber duels and junk," she explains.
"What?! No, no, no, and no. I don't do that stuff, kid. Not ever since the fiasco of when I went to Hero's Duty," Ralph exclaims.
"Stop your squabbling, Wreck-It. It's gonna be fun," Calhoun asserts.
"Yeah! Sarge is joining in! Plus, you don't really have a choice in this, Admiral Underpants," reveals the raven-haired leader of the sugar people.
Ralph looks as if he's gonna blow. "Gah, fine, kid! You better be careful, though. I can't afford to lose my arms or worse!"
"Thank you, Jeeves. Oh, and you're gonna be one of the blaster people," she smiles, already going to the train that exits out to Game Central Station. A rather nice twist considering she wanted to place him in either lightsaber-wielding side. The other two follow her. Let the lightsaber duels begin! Who will win the galaxy's greatest battle between little kids? The honorable Jedi Knights with Vanellope as the leader and their Rebel allies led by Crumbelina? Or will the Sith Lords headed by Taffyta engulf the galaxy in sugar-coated darkness?
A/N: A quick little blurb about early on in this chapter: I do like to believe that Minty and Swizzle are twin siblings. If ya wanna understand better, check out my story Twin to Twin Talk, if ya want. :P