A/N: I don't even know. This story is not to be taken seriously. At all. Jamie's Fic.
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It was late afternoon and Harry had gotten detention for sexual harassment. He sat in his seat, humming to himself. No one else was in the room, thankfully, for his humming could cause one to set their own head on fire and jump out the nearest window, pleading that the fall was high enough off the ground to kill themselves.
Harry giggled.
Suddenly, Snape kicked open the door. He made his way to Harry, who was grinning.
Snape glared at the dork child. "Do you understand why you are here?"
Harry pondered, "Um…no…"
Snape kicked his desk, "You know damn well why you're here!"
Harry thought some more, "Was it because of Draco?"
Snape nodded.
"That prick always gets me in trouble." Harry crossed his arms and pouted like a toddler.
"No," Snape hissed, "It's your fault you get in trouble, not Draco's."
"But, he instigates the fire," Harry stood up and placed his hands over his chest, "That burns for him in my heart!"
Snape's eye twitched at the boy's pathetic dramatic words.
"This is your last warning, Potter. If you don't stop this, you will be tossed out on the streets, far from this academy." Snape barked, pointing at nothing in particular.
"But, I love the feel of his ass!" Harry giggled much like a school girl.
Snape shot Harry another cold stare.
"So, are you saying you're not going to quit your wrong actions?"
"Wrong? WRONG?!" Harry gasped, hopping a top his desk, "YOU'RE SAYING MY LOVE IS WRONG?"
"You constantly grab the boy's behind!" Snape snapped.
"IT'S NOT WRONG TO SHOW HIM LOVE!" Harry shouted, then began speaking all lovey-dovey, "Some give out flowers, others give away a sweet, sweet poem, some…"
"Grabs someone's ass…?" Snape commented, insulting the emotionally challenged teen.
"Yes!" Harry clapped, "Like I see you do to McGonagall!"
Snape flinched and hurled a book at Harry, which unfortunately missed.
"That never happened!" Snape argued, but he was obviously lying.
"Yeah, whatever." Harry sighed, "I just can't wait to fondle that guy again!"
"No! You are not to touch him! Am I clear?" Snape snarled.
"NOOO! I WANNA SEE MY DRACOOO! WE'LL GET MARRIED AND HAVE BABIES AND HAVE AMAZING BOY SEX!" Harry whined.
Snape was far beyond his limits of frustration and kicked Harry's desk. The troubled child fell backward on a desk, hitting his head, and rendering him unconscious.
Silence.
Snape sighed. Thank god that was over.
In the end, Harry was eventually expelled for indecent exposure and for grabbing Draco's butt. As for Snape, he got jealous of Dumbledore for stealing McGonagall's heart and killed him dead.
Fin.
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A/N: I'm so sorry, for submitting this god-awful drabble. Reviews would be interesting to receive. Thanks.