KITAYLS GAME RATINGS: SUPER PAPER MARIO
Kitayl: Hi. I am me, and I'm rating this thing because I feel like it, plus I'm getting paid in boxes of chocolate cake donuts, so be quiet before I destroy you all with my special bazooka. Okay, I give this game an infinity/1 rating, because this is the best game I've ever played in my 13 year old life. Leave.
Ki: Well, explain why you like it, geez. -.-
Kitayl: It's full of action, r o m a n c e, comedy, suspense, tragedy, and it has an overwhelmingly heart touching plot that has left all speechless. But it is also the darkest video game I've ever played, but that just adds to it's addictiveness. It has both heartwarming and heartjerking moments, I even cried several times throughout the game, because it was so deep, it was like a twisted reality we all wish to live in. It was almost like what happens in real life, but just in an impossible way. It represents the emotions of love, anger, frustration, depression, hope, joy, and even the goal of conquering dreams, good and evil. It makes you think and feel the events in the game, like you were there. As if your life were magically changed, with characters that have personalities that represent ourselves in more drastic ways, and it brings out the thoughts and feelings of all who play it. I highly recommend it to anybody, no matter what, because it contains every level, genre, and emotion that we all crave. Now leave before I blast you.
Ki: Wow, Kitayl, I never knew you had so much depth...;-;
Kitayl: Yeah yeah, I'm a persuasive genious, wha'ever. Now, R&R people, because...I said so. So listen, because I know things, and I have a bazooka right here. pokes it Bye.