Gym's Porn Addiction is getting way out of hand. Last time we saw and checked his myspace was he had only 2000 friends all of them over the age of 60. Now us How to Catch a Sicko with a Oldie Porn Problem team are here to bust this criminal.

We set gym up today with decoys to make them come over our house and bust these criminals. Here is our chat log for Gym.

Let me tell you that this following chat log is very graphic and not allowed for little children.

Gym calls himself OldWhitehairbooty921 and we set him up.

OldWhitehairbooty921: So you like knitting?

Decoy: Yeah its fun, I enjoy it.

OldWhitehairbooty921: So when's the next book club?

Decoy: I don't know sonny, I'm sorry but I'm eating apple sauce. Care to come over for some.

OldWhitehairbooty921: But I want to bring my Tabo dancing tapes so we could (dance) together.

Decoy: Owww, joy, does it have the Stick it up me song?

OldWhitehairbooty921: I hope I wanna see your old saggy boobies go up and down.

Decoy: ol' sonny Imma go get sponge bath, how bout you come to the retirement home.

OldWhitehairbooty921: Ok, I love you.

Later we catch him at the retirement home. The decoy goes up and says hi but then runs back using a stupid expression like "I'm going upstairs to put on my bathing suite."

I come out from the back seeing that Gym is eating some chocolate chip cookies. He also brought a bag.

"So how you doing?" I said as Isama.

"I'm doing good." Said Gym.

"So what were you planning to do today?" said Isama

"Just going to hang out, what about you?" said Odd

"I have your chat logs OldWhitehairbooty921," said Isama

"! (Fuck!), dang dang I knew it!" Said Odd

"Knew what?, knew you shouldn't have came here?" said Isama

"Yes, I'm so sorry. My mind was saying no, but my body said yes." Said Gym.

"So Gym what do you do for a living?" asked Isama

"I teach Gym class." Said Gym.

"Now lemme read these chat logs." Said Isama, " I want to stick my (dick) in your saggy (vagina) and suck up all the (cum)."

"That wasn't me," said Gym

"Wrong Chat Logs, that was me!" yelled the Camera Man.

"! Shit!; So what do you have in the bag." Asked Isama

"Nothing of your business." Said Gym

Gym starts running away and trips and hits his head on the door, his bag rips and we find the dirtiest thing ever a green borat swim suite, the taboe tape and some apple sauce.

"You sick man!" yelled Isama and started kicking Gym in the face.

All the cameras came out and Gym said, "Is this going to be on Tv?"

"Well yeah no fucking duh, why would we bring out the cameras, you are stupid aren't you?" asked Isama.

Gym runs leaves his stuff and gets tackled down by the cops.

"Thank you for watching How to Catch a Sicko with a Oldie Porn Problem." Said Isama.

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