Title: Mine Rabbit
Creator: field innocence
Summary: All Sasuke wanted was to live a healthy, lonely life, indoor. But unfortunately fate slap him with a talking rabbit when it's actually a bunny. Poor Sasuke. Oh what's this!? It can change to a human, now we all can look normal. AU

Ch. 1

Vermin
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Hey there, my name is Sasuke Uchiha.

Let see here, before anyone starts asking personal question, I attend to a private school called Konoha High academy paid by my wealthy parents. Which mean I'm heir to a multimillion corporation that was establish by my great-great-great-great-great grandfather. Seriously, I think there were more 'great' there than there is in my characteristic. I'm more of 'leave-the-f**-alone-or-I'll-break-your-teeth' type of person. Simple yet obvious, yeah I know, but that's me.

Anyways, back to the basic; even though I dismiss everyone around my space, I do have at least one friend for two reasons. One: to keep me company. I guess you can say it's for my sanity sake. Ha-ha, sometimes I wonder if I had any. Two: To shut my parents up, especially my naïve mother. Ever since the family incident when I was a kid, about one of our immediate family member, she keeps me closes and secure. She really wants me to have someone to fill in the gap that disappeared on me long ago.

I really don't want to get into that right now.

Right now I just want to enjoy another wasteful sunshine day giving to us by Mother Nature. Why don't I go outside and take advantage of a beautiful day you ask? Well you see I'm a little agoraphobic. I'm not afraid to go out with company, just the thought of me stepping outside alone in the forest creeps me out. This is also related to that incident that I just mentioned and will not go into detail.

Also a reason why we live in the big city with a lot of people and crowd but in a huge house with security and servant to attend my every need. I don't like being alone far too long outside. But I sometimes call my 'companion' to come over to 'associate' with or sometimes I just sit right next to the huge window as I mindlessly waste time. Just gazing out to my family's garden and ponder there until my butt is sore.

Time like this help ease my mind about how simple and dull my life is. Which I don't mind of course. A calm life style like mine is something I'll never give up, nor exchange for anything else. This is my peaceful world.

Knock Knock Knock

I spoke too early.

I growl from the annoying knocking disturbing my peacetime.

"Come in," I answered with my back lean against the wall next to my huge window and head face to the door.

I saw a head stick out with a nervous smile, "Good afternoon Sasuke," said the silver-hair butler that is supposed to be my caretaker. More like a meaningless servant who only reads porn books all damn day and every damn day.

I remembered one time I was chase by a wild animal while he sat quietly reading his sinful book and did nothing to save me. After the animal got away I snap at him and took his book and finally got his attention. That bastard cried for that stupid book rather than help my life from a wild beast.

"What is it, Kakashi?" I scowled as he fully entered with that stupid orange good-for-nothing book on his left hand. Damn, doesn't he get tired of masturbating already? I mean come on, can he go on a day without it.

"A present was sent to you by Miss Haruno, you know, your fiancée," he gave a perverted grin that irritated the chill out of me. I think I caught a wink on his weird eye. Bad omen!

"She's not my fiancée!" I barked, "….not yet," I mumbled the truth in annoyance.

That's right I forgot to mention I have an over-obsessive girl since I was six. And I curse my parents for trying to hook me up with her. Damn it dad! I blame him the most for this stupid arrangement. His lame excuse was 'Mine sex life with your mother isn't going so well, so I'm using another tactic by interfering in your rebellious life'. I basically sum it up to make it clear in my head.

"Oh don't deny your little crush to the young lady. She loves you, you know," he smiled, but that just killed my thought.

"One; I hate her. Two; I love no one. Three; I thought I told you to burn your book-"

"I did. I'm just borrowing this one from a friend," his whole shoulder shrugged while I frowned at his conniving gesture.

"You're a terrible lie-"

"Oh look Sasuke your present is here," he purposely interrupted me just so he can keep his job. Well that idiot isn't getting away that easil- Oh look at that it's a big-

"It's a big box!" he exclaimed. I was slightly surprise by his one-eye abruptly became interested at something else than his weird book.

"Huh," I walked up close to the decorated box and became curious.

I stood there for a minute and thought about throwing it over the window but Kakashi would probably bring it back. I also thought about sending it back but, once again, there is Kakashi! I guess I should get it over with and throw it away once Kakashi leave. Good plan.

"If your thinking about a way to dispose of the Lady's gift, don't bother. It's best for a gentleman to accept a lady's gift with honor and gratitude..."

Erase mode.

Like every leisure I received from anyone. I may appeared all ears but my mind is blank until I hear the word...

"Understood,"

"...whatever," I solemnly replied than stared back at the white box with a pink ribbon on top. Figure she'll decorate the damn thing. I may even have a clue what's inside, so I'm not going to bother her childish gift. She has wasted her time, breath, and money.

"Where are you going?" Kakashi asked as I make my way to the exist. Which I shouldn't since it 's my room and all but the annoyance of this event has irritated me that I needed to be alone.

"Leave me alone," I told him not glancing back at him as I open the door.

But what about-"

"I don't care. Throw it to the closet I'll get to it... eventually," I coldly ignored him and shut the door.

I feel no remorse or pity of my action. I take it all in and it turns into nothingness. The quiet loneness is all I have and I want it to stay like that until the day I die.

Time Skip

That evening as I was about to climb to my bed I heard a strange noise.

I froze and hope the noise was just my imagination.

But a second later I heard another duplicate noise and confirm that I wasn't hearing thing. I got off bed and allow my curiosity to surface.

Stomp Stomp

Two more stomp of mystery. It was light but close in my room, but where?

I was not scare or looked interested of this eerie sound, just agitated for the fact that it woke me up from my slumber.

At first I was going to call one of my servant to solve and get rid of whom/whatever, was making that damn noise but than decided to scoff it and do it myself. Beside Kakashi would probably cradle me every night if he found out I called him to see if I had a monster in my room. That old pervert can drive me crazy if that ever happen!

Stomp Bam Bam

Now the noise change, and so did my perspective. Maybe I should get so-

Bam-Bam-Bam

I quickly turned to the source and found myself staring at the outside of my closet. I could hear banging on the other side but what would be trying to get out. Strangely, I stood silently and waited patiently for the noise to stop so I could go back to sleep. But that never happen.

I guess you could say I was possessed by some weird voice or spirit because I was completely out of mind to reach the door knob that changed my fate.

Once fully open what I saw may have changed my whole life together, it also got me question nature. Weird huh?

"What the?..." I had no other word to say just the two. I stared down and my eye brows form a question face.

I wasn't entirely sure of this 'thing' that I was observing at, so I quickly flick the closet's light on from the outside.

Let see; white fur ball, a light purple furry tail, two long ears hanging below it's head, bottom legs longer and flat than the front where as they are small and bend, a use for picking. And lastly the strange white eyes.

I carelessly grabbed it's ear and lift it to my black eyes level and confirm the robber.

"A vermin," I said, "Who told you to sneak in my room and except to get away? What a ugly vermin you are. Don't worry I have a place for you," I kept hold of it's ear, which it didn't resist or dare cry, and opened the window.

I glared at it one last time before I sentence it to the cruel outside world, "Any last word?" I asked, which was a big mistake at my part.

One second, two second, three-

"Sasuke,"

"Ahh!" I cried and realized that I just touch the surface of a new chapter in my life. Staring with that talking rabbit?!

TBC