PROMPT 1 -

IRONY

Vegeta, sitting underneath an canopy, watches his son, Trunks bury his best friend Goten in the sand. It's a beautiful, sunny day on the beach. A cool breeze blows through his hair, as he sighs, listening to the incoming waves. Vegeta wonders how he let his wife talk him into going with them when he had training to do. She approaches him and wraps her arms around him from behind.

"Hey hon. You're still mad that I dragged you out here with us?" Bulma greets.

"Hn." Vegeta replies, turning his head away from her.

Bulma walks around him and sits on his lap, wrapping her arms around him. He opens his arms, tightening his hands around her waist.

"Oh, come on. It's a gorgeous day. You can't just waste the day cooped up inside the gravity chamber. Plus, your son wanted to spend time with you. I want to spend time with you." Bulma says.

"Tch. Fine. You guys are so needy. You're gonna owe me big tonight." Vegeta replies, smirking.

"Yay! If you let yourself relax, I just know that you're gonna have a blast! Speaking of needy, how about I make a small payment now and finish paying off my debt later?" Bulma implies, kissing his neck.

The Saiyan Prince lifted his neck, moaning a little. Bulma giggles. "You like that?" Bulma asked. "Hnn." replies the Saiyan Prince. He held his wife tighter and teleported them to a remote location about a mile away from where they were camped.

The Saiyan Prince laid his wife down on the sand as he started kissing her. Suddenly, he felt a pinch in the small of his back. He reached behind, looked at the angry crab, tossed and obliterated it, earning an angry scowl from his wife.

"What? You said to have a blast." Vegeta protested.

PROMPT 2 –

MASTER

"That's not what I meant," Bulma replied.

Vegeta laughed as he started kissing her fiercely and passionately. Bulma returned the intensity of his kiss as she pulls him closer and tighter towards her. Vegeta pressed himself slightly harder on his wife as he moves his kiss down her neck. He runs a hand under her bikini and starts massaging her ample breast earning a moan. He smiles. He kisses down her neck as he untie her bikini, revealing his wife's perfectly, rounded breast. He marvels at them thinking that his wife might have Saiyan blood in her after all as age hasn't affected her at all except make her more beautiful in his eyes.

"What? Is Goku right? My breasts are sagging, aren't they?" Bulma complains.

"Don't be absurd, woman! I was merely thinking that you must be Saiyan as the years haven't affected you at all but make you more beautiful." the Saiyan Prince answered.

Bulma smiled as she pulled her Saiyan Prince back down on top of her and kisses him harder and faster. He reciprocates and start to unbuckle his pants when he suddenly stopped.

"What's wrong now?" Bulma complained.

"Bulma, be quiet." Vegeta warned.

Vegeta stands up and turned to look out into the ocean. He scans the surrounding. Meanwhile, inside an underwater submarine, Krillin pulls Master Roshi down from the look-out chair where he was using the sub's scope to peep into the couple's romantic moment.

"Master, stop. It's wrong. Plus, Vegeta's gonna kill us!" Krillin warned his old master.

"Hehehe...stop being a party pooper. Vegeta won't suspect that we have the nerve." Master Roshi replied.

The sub starts to rock suddenly and the sound of crushing metal can be heard. The top opens to reveal a very angry Super Saiyan.

PROMPT 3 –

THREE WISHES

"KRILLIN?! What the fuck?! I expected the old man but you?!" asks the enraged Super Saiyan.

"It..it's not what you think, Vegeta." Krillin throwing both of his hands up. Roshi, as red as his shorts, regretting his idea to spy on the couple as he's surely about to die.

"Do you have any three wishes old man before I send you to oblivion," the Saiyan Prince threatened.

The bald man and the old master looked at each other confused. Three wishes?

"I..I think you mean last request," Krillin corrected the Saiyan Prince nervously.

"No. I meant three wishes because you're going to gather the dragon balls and unsee what it was that you thought you saw, you perverted old man!" the Saiyan Prince continues, "Krillin, go now and make sure you apologize to Bulma and tell her what you and your peeping Master have been doing. You, stay with me." the Saiyan Prince snarled.

The Saiyan Prince grabbed the old man by his shirt and pulled him closer to his face. The old master is white as snow and looks like he's about to pass out.

"I swear old man, if I didn't promise my wife that I would never resort back to my old ways that you would be nothing but ashes right now." Vegeta threatened with a menacing growl.

"I'm sorry, Vegeta. For the record, I couldn't really see that well anyway." The old Master pleaded.

"Hn. I don't believe you," Vegeta answered.

"For the record, Goku is wrong about your wife. Bulma's breasts are beautiful and perky and I would know," the old master said, earning a piercing glare from the Saiyan Prince.

"For once old man, you're right," the Saiyan Prince agreed.

PROMPT 4 –

CONSEQUENCES

Krillin came back on the beach with all seven dragon balls. A very angry looking Bulma is holding a towel tightly around her with one hand and the other around her equally pissed off, still Super Saiyan husband. The couple glaring at the very embarrassed and apologetic looking old man. Krillin, as red as the sunset over their shoulders, nervously place the dragon balls down. Bulma summons the eternal dragon, Shenron. The sky darkens and a bright light emanates from the balls as they glow. A gigantic green dragon appears overshadowing the beach in darkness because of his size.

"Who summons the eternal drag—oh, it's you guys. How much destruction have you caused this time?" Shenron asked annoyed.

"Nothing like that, just erase the memory of these two perverted morons from when they got the idea of spying on me and my husband." Bulma explained.

The sky flickered for a second.

"Done," Shenron said. "Anything else?" Shenron asked.

Krillin and the old master looked at each other confused. Krillin rubbing his head. Trunks and Goten touched down from the sky.

"Dad, what's Shenron doing here?"

"Uhh..yeah, Vegeta. What's going on?" Krillin asked.

"Nothing son, just trying to teach a couple of idiots the consequences of not minding their own business," Vegeta answered.

The eternal dragon coughed. "Are you guys going to make another wish or can I go?" Shenron asked impatiently.

"Yes, show 18 what her husband was caught doing and for the last one, make the old man 15 again and take all of his dirty magazines and videos away for a year!" Bulma demanded.

"Not my magazines and my videos!" the old Master pleaded.

Bulma's phone rings and Trunks answered the phone.

"Uhh...Mom, there's a woman yelling on the phone asking for a Roshi," Trunks said.

"What's a Roshi?" Goten asked.

Bulma takes the phone from Trunks and hand it to a 15yo Roshi.

"Hello?" Roshi answered.

Woman screeching through the phone is heard as Roshi holds the phone away from his ear.

"I'll be right there, Mom" Roshi answered sullenly.

PROMPT 5 –

MONKEY PAW

Later that night, back at Capsule Corp, Bulma was tucking Trunks in bed. Goten snoring loudly, lay sloppily across Trunks' sofa bed in the opposite side of the room, the comforter only partly on the half-Saiyan. Vegeta standing at the door, has a disapproving look on his face as he shakes his head and laughs at himself how his long time rival and friend's son is a mirror image of him down to the boy's sleeping pattern.

"Did you have fun, sweetie?" Bulma asked her lavender haired son.

"Yes, Mom. I had a blast! Thanks Dad for coming. It means a lot to me," the half-Saiyan confessed to his father.

"You're welcome. Now get some rest, son, because tomorrow you and Goten are training bright and early with me," Vegeta said.

Vegeta walked out of his son's room toward his own bedroom. It had been a long and frustrating day since he was interrupted from his wife's payment session. He started undressing and headed towards the bathroom to take a cold shower.

"Wait for me," Bulma stated, closing their bedroom door and locking it.

"Finally ready to pay off your debt?" Vegeta asked taunting his wife.

She seductively walked up to her husband and wrapped her arms around him. He instinctively did the same, pulling her closer and tighter to him, making sure she felt his need for her. Bulma chuckles.

"Looks like someone can't get his monkey paws off of me," Bulma teased giggling.

"Your lucky I'm in a very good mood, Earth woman. Let's give that filthy mouth of yours something else to do," Vegeta replied provocatively, smirking.