It's Keitaro time!

Pow-bang-ahh
BOOM!

Keitaro!

If he lives with you, you better be ready!
My Landlord!

He seems to like to peek on us, yeah

Naru: I hate him!
If he tries to peek on us, we won't let him!
Keitaro!

Scrawny guy, Bad Situations!!
Narus changing right now, we better seal that board right down!

We need to stop this loser, creep, scrawny little louse

Watch out for his clumsyness it's more surprising than you think

But if we work together we can stop the room's link!

Keitaro!

Naru, Su, Kitsune, Motoko,
My pummelers!

Mitsumi, Haruka, Shinobu, Shirai
My Helping Hand!

Sara, Seta, Grandma, Hantani
K
eitaro!

Scrawny guy, Bad Situations!

Sorry, have to cower from what I'm about to feel
Keitaro!
Keitaro's here to support you!

Keitaro!
Keitaro's face is punched by you!