ok this is my first fanfic sooo... yah... my friend hannah edited it for mee soo thx hannah!
disclaimer: i am not rick riordan i do not own PJATO :( but i do own and ipod touch... are there any evil uses for them?
now the story!
Percy ran in the room...
"Annabeth, its Kronos' birthday! We gotta go get him a present!" yelled Percy.
"Ok Percy! I know what to get him!" Annabeth yelled back.
5 hours later . . .
"Annabeth why did it take soooooo long?"
"Because you were whining so much now seaweed brain shut up and wrap the presents." Replied Annabeth.
"Ok Annabeth."
"Poo ch poo poo ch we got Kronos some presents yo yo yo!" raped Percy
"No not rap!" shouted Annabeth. "WRAP the presents, seaweed brain."
"Oh…... Sorry, Annabeth."
-At Kronos' surprise party... (Before he arrives)-
"Ok now Percy, you hang up streamers, Nico you set up tables and chairs, and Rachel you can do balloons.
"Chiron and Party Ponies you throw confetti when kronos comes. Clarisse you can bring in the presents and I, Annabeth Chase, will supervise everything.
"Wait Annabeth!" -The Stoll brothers run in- "You forgot about the music and the disco balls!" said Connor and Travis Stoll.
"Alright, Connor and Travis you do that." Replied Annabeth.
"Thanks Annabeth!"
"Oh and Dionysus you do the food, Okay?" Asked Annabeth.
"Ok ill bring grapes, coke, and wine... Oh wait, no wine umm COKE! Yah! And some strawberries, too.
And SUSHI! And how about some raw chicken?" said Dionysus.
~Later~
"Alrighty then!" yelled Kronos, "Why did no one invite me!"
"Oh! Hi Kronos!" everyone yelled.
"Wait Kronos! Come back in again!" yelled Percy and Annabeth
"Oh ok Percy and Annabeth." Replied Kronos. –comes back in again-
"SURPRISE!" yells everyone
"Oh, the party is for me! How did you know it was my birthday?" Kronos said.
"Oh, we have our ways." said Percy slyly. But Kronos didn't notice.
"Oh can I please open my presents?" asked Kronos happily.
"Sure!" said Percy.
"Oh a pink hat! How nice thank you Selena!"
"Your welcome kronos! only the best for you!" replied Selena.
"And a candle! Wow now I can pour hot wax on my bread for flavor! I love this present thank you Clarisse!"
"Yah no problem anytime Kronos."
"Ooh a new iphone 4 thanks Chiron!"
"Oh no problem Dad." Said Chiron.
-Apollo appears in a poof of pink glitter-
"No fair I want one!" Apollo said.
-He disappears-
"Ahh! Toast! I love it thanks Connor and Travis!
"Yah um we didn't buy you a present so we took this from some Aphrodite girls breakfast plate while she was doing makeup but I'm glad you like it! Stealing makes it better though!" Connor explained to Kronos, but he didn't really care, to tell you the truth.
"And you got me a pretty dolly thanks Percy!"
"Oh your welcome kronos!"
"Who got me this box of used underwear?"
"Ummmmmm that would be Grover "
"Wow! Thanks G-man ill use this to wash my new hippie van! Its pink!"
"And lastly! A... Kitten! Ill name it Mrs. Fluffykinz ohhh who's my favorite kitty you are Mrs. Fluffykinz!"
"Glad you like it kronos!" said Annabeth
"Now … Where's the cake?" asked everyone.
"Um I brought sushi!" asked Dionysus.
"Hmmm... it will taste good with my toast and candle wax!"
"Here kitty kitty want some fishy?"
"Well I better get back to my new mansion on tartarus Ave. See yah later!
~~~POOOF!~~~ KRONOS IS GONE
-APPOLLO APPEARS WITH HIS PINK GLITTER!-
"I'm here to disco everyone!"
-Apollo discos while eating sushi and the raw chicken-
-while Apollo's distracted every one runs away!-
"HEY WHERE DID THEY ALL GO?" he yelled.
-shrugs and keeps dancing for the gods know how long then throws up cause even the gods get sick from raw chicken!-
so the moral of the story is kronos will like pretty much any present if it is for him and eating raw chicken then disco dancing will make you through up no matter who-or what- you are
thank you for reading and the end!
REVIEW! please? :)