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Jasper's POV Monday, morning.

I woke up to the dullness that is Forks. Damn my stupid parents for wanting to live in a small town. They're country clubbers though so I never see them. Would've preferred to stay in Texas.

Can't change what my annoying parents did so I guess I'll have to deal.

I walked out of bed and took a shower, I just felt like it. I love my shampoo. It smells like oranges! I put my towel on and walked out to my room. It was huge so when I actually got to my closet I was dry.

I walked in and decided on black skinny's, red slipknot shirt and neon blue converse. STICK IT SOCIETY! You fuck with me, I kill you! I flat ironed my hair, put on some eyeliner and grabbed my package of markers from my dresser. I was running late so I grabbed my bag and didn't eat breakfast, I would just have to skip to get my lunch.

I jumped on the back of my canary yellow Brammo (A/N: A Brammo is a motorcycle. Look it up.-L) And sped off to school. Just in time for the bell. Strange, I'm usually always late or if I'm not I get detention. I guess it's detention for me today.

When I got to class I went to my usual seat in the back corner and started on coloring my hair for the day. Hmmm…Blue shoes should equal blue bangs, right?

So I colored my hair. When all of a sudden, in the middle of a lecture on expectations for this class. My cell phone interrupted him saying he doesn't want cell phones in the class.

"Shit" I mumbled. I forgot I changed my ringtone. He probably would have let it slide if it weren't for my phone currently singing;

"Dance fucker dance
You never had a chance
And no one even knew
It was really only you
So Dance fucker dance"

Slowly, all eyes turned toward. Moi. Oh dang, am I in trouble.

"Jasper," The teacher, Mr. Doddles I think his name was, said looking down and slowly stalking over to me. I could feel his anger, like this guy was pissed. Oh well, I guess I'm used to it though, being an empath does have it's down sides.

"Yes?" I said fearing for my pretty Lg clear phone.

"Give me your phone, you can get it at the end of the day. And detention. Saturday. And you better be there no later than eight." He scowled when I turned my phone off and locked it with a password. Ha! Jasper 1 untechnological teacher 0. Yes, I feel good. Even my hair is pretty, 'Jasper, that was so gay!' I mentally scolded myself. First day, and I already have detention. Things are looking good.

Edward's POV Monday, lunch.

I was sitting at the grand piano in the music room deciding what the next note should be. I was composing a song for my mother and had to get it just right. I couldn't practice at home or she'd know what I was doing.

I just figured it out and put my pen on the paper to write it down when stupid fricken Peris (A/N name from the Uglies I know, I just couldn't help it! –T) just had to come in.

"Dude, I'm hungry. Can I eat your food? It's always good and I forgot mine" He said.

"You do realize we have a cafeteria. Right?" I scowled.

"Ya, but your foods better" He whined, what is with this guy?

"Fine. Just take it!" I said reluctantly.

"Thanks a mil Edward!" He said stealing it from my dark green bag and running off.

Man he's got issues. I turned back to write when, god damnit another person came in.

"Hey, Edward?" Luna (A/N From the Incarnations of Immortality series yes I know that the real Luna Kaftan isn't actually like this but it is imperative to the storyline that she be! - T) said meekly. She's a very shy sweet person so I tried not to be to rude.

"Yes Luna?" I said pinching the bridge of my nose.

"Umm…Can I borrow a pen?" She said looking at her shoes.

"You couldn't have asked one of the other three hundred people in the school?" I asked her.

"Uh, well, yours are prettier though. And they always work."

"Fine. Just take this one" I said handing her the blue pen I was using.

"Thank you so much Edward I swear I will give it back!" She said dashing off.

I looked down at my stone washed jeans, green T-shirt and black and white checkered shoes and sighed.

When the next person came in though. I snapped.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT THIS TIME?!?!?!?!?! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU INTERRUPT ME I EAT YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

"Is that anyway to talk to a teacher, Mr. Masen?" Oh crap, that's bogus.

"Especially when said teacher is letting you use the band room at lunch against her better judgment?" Uh oh, that person that I just snapped at, was Mrs. Bannerman, the music teacher.

"DETENTION! SATURDAY! Be there no later then eight. AM! And you are also banned from the band room for the rest of the week!"

OH shit! Well better go along with it.

BBBBRRRIIINNNGGG!!!!!!!

Literally saved by the bell.

Bella's POV Tuesday, lunch

"Ya ya Oh sure Mike, that's great." I said unenthusiastically as I walked out of the editing office. I'm not sure what he was talking about, probubly lame though. I was busy planning my next Zay article when I heard Mike shouting at me.

"Hey! Bella! Did you hear me? I just asked you if you wanted to go out later?" Mike said exasperatedly waving his hand in front of my face.

"No Mike. I don't." I said walking toward my locker.

He grabbed my arm and turned me around to face him, he got his face really close to mine and I smelt cheeto breath. Ewwww, there's no way I'm going out with a guy with cheeto breath.

"C'mon baby, you can't be doing something every minute of this weekend" He said pushing me up to the lockers and getting WAY to close. "How about Saturday?" He asked getting closer. Oh. Rejection. He's gonna kiss me. Without thinking my shield came up and he was rocketed across the hall to the other lockers and made a considerable dent.

"Ms. Swan! What do you think you where doing?!?" Mrs. Buckland the teacher in charge of the student paper asked me.

Reject. I am doomed.

"But he was-" She didn't even let me finish.

"Detention Ms. Swan. This Saturday, be there no later than eight." She told me then stormed away.

I smirked then turned to Mike who was just starting to stir.

"Sorry Mike. I've got detention this Saturday" I smiled and walked away to the cafeteria.

One Merit for me, little did she know. Detention is finally a blessing.

Rosalie POV. First block after lunch. Wednesday.

So Right now I am in Drama class. We are rehearsing for one of the school plays and I am singing with one of the HOTTEST guys I have ever seen. I am playing Sharpay from High School Musical and Ryan is being played by DAMEN!!! THAT'S RIGHT. FRICKEN DAMEN!!!! Of course Lauren is jealous but who cares? I sure don't.

[Both:]
Do the bop bop bop
To the top
Don't ever stop
Bop to the top
Gimme gimme
shimmy shimmy
Shake some booty and turn around
Flash a smile in their direction

[Rosalie]
Show some muscle

[Damen]
Do the hustle

[Rosalie:]
Yeah we're gonna

[Both:]
Bop bop bop, bop to the top

[Damen:]
Wipe away your inhibitions

[Both:]
Stump stump stump, do the rump

[Rosalie:]
And strut your stuff

[Both:]
Bop bop bop, straight to the top
We're going for the glory

[Damen:]
We'll keep stepping up and we just won't stop

[Rosalie: stop]

[Both:]
Till we reach the top
Bop to the top

We finished and I was a little flustered. I was walking off the stage to a huge amount of clapping, well in my mind. No one was there except for us, we were just warming up. Then from nowhere there was a crash. Lauren came out of the back room and turned to face me.

Then the teacher came in. Sadness, I saw that special look Lauren gets in her eyes when she's planned something she knows will work out.

"Ms. Abgrall" Lauren said in her horribly nasally voice. "Rosalie broke the mirror in my dressing room!"

Oh sadness, Damen had left when Ms. Abgrall came in so no one could vouch for me.

"Oh really?I never thought you would do something so horrible Rosalie. Well. Detention this Saturday, be there no later that eight." She scowled at me then kicked me out of drama for the day!

So unfair.

Emmett's POV in the locker rooms after school. Thursday.

I was getting ready to go and have a shower after running my 20 required laps for today. I heard some people talking, at first I thought that it was just mindless chatter like every other day but I heard my name in their conversation and decided that maybe I should listen.

"I think that Emmett is definitely on steroids, there is no way he can be that big." I heard that asshole Paul saying about me.

"Well I know how, he's not buff, he's just really fat!" OH HELLA NO! Jacob did not just say that about me!

So I just walked up to him and had the sweet satisfaction of feeling and hearing my fist connect with his face!

Hella! Teacher alert! SHIT! Its Mr. Ridenour!

"What the fuck Emmett!….. I mean ummmmm what happened?"

"Oooooooooooooo, you swore!" I really need to stop with the whole act first, think second thing.

"That is it! Emmett! While you were to busy talking to yourself in your head I heard the whole story from Jacob here! Detention!" Mr. Ridenour looked mad.

"But Mr. Ridenour! Jacob is a fag! You can't believe anything he says! Plus he started it!" Again with the act first, think second thing!

"Emmett, I don't want to hear it! Detention! Saturday! Eight, don't be late!"

Sweet I can still sleep in, even if I do have to miss my Saturday night.

"I meant AM, Emmett not PM." God could this guy read my mind or something? But before I could possibly have said something he had already left.

Whatever, it's not like I've never had detention before.

Alice's POV lunch Friday Cheer practice.

"You can't see.

Cause you're not with us.

We kicked your ass all the way

You totally paid.

The price, that's right

YOU SUCK!"

We finished our cheer, curtsey of moi.

"Great work guys! Ten minute break then we learn a new one." I smiled and winked at them. I walked away to grab my water bottle and check my clothes and makeup.

I walked into the bathroom and touched up my makeup. I went into the stall to fix my outfit. I was wearing a light pink tank with thick straps and a V-neck, a dark pink mini skirt and hot pink runners. I have the best fashion sense in the school and everyone knows it. All of a sudden I got the sudden urge to stand on the toilet and hide. I usually listen to my urges because they have never gotten me in trouble and have always benefited me.

"I know, did you see her shoes?" I heard Tanya say as she walked in.

"OMG, I know. I mean who wears hot pink shoes?" I heard Renada say after her.

" I mean how like how retro is that?" Irina added.

"Way to much if you know what I mean." Senna said.

They all giggled and left. The bitches! All right Alice, think fast you only have five minutes left of break. Unless…

I quickly ran to the locker room and grabbed those girls' gym bags and rushed outside to the parking lot.

I took out all their clothes and laid them out just right, then took out Tanya's sage essential oil she puts on herself after every single practice and drenched their clothes in it. All I needed was a lighter.

I saw this emo kid walking over to his canary yellow brammo. Oh my god! Talk about a bubbly bike, and my moto lets me talk to him- If you don't have a good fashion sense, then you're not worth talking to. But he so is worth talking to, I mean, he so has a good fashion sense.

I ran over to him and tapped his shoulder. He turned around and I gasped, he looked so familiar, I just couldn't remember from where. NO time to waste, I only had 1 minute left.

"Dude I need a lighter" I said knowing he'd have one.

"Ya sure here." He said handing me a metallic purple one. "But I need that back, it's my favorite." He smiled and walked away.

Okay, now to watch it burn. First though I had to call them to make sure they would be here. I took out my hot pink walkman phone and texted Tanya.

Me: hey, Tanya? Can you get Irina, Renada, Senna and yourself down to the parking lot? I've got a surprise!

Tanya: Of course I can!

Perfect, she took the bait. I quickly lit it and…oops. They brought Ms. Mayner with them, the cheer coach. Oh well, to late to change plans now. I pocketed the lighter so I could give it back to the emo and turned to smile my brightest at them and they gasped. All their clothes were ignited and spread over the parking lot to spell:

SLUTZILLAS UNITE!

"MARY ALICE BRANDON YOU HAVE DETENTION FOR TOMORROW BE THERE NO LATER THAN EIGHT AM!" Ms. Mayner screamed and tried to disperse the crowd that had converged. Of course everyone knew who's clothes they were and who had lit them. Detention was definatly worth it.

Random Third Person's POV

I was walking to my locker at the end of the day! Freedom! It's finally Friday! As I walked by one of the classrooms I stopped as I heard Emmett McCarty saying

"Dude, I can't come to practice tomorrow, I yet again forgot to turn on my mental filter around a teacher and have all day detention." Weird it's only the first week of school and he already has an all-day detention.

Great, the PA. I stopped my extensive trek down the hallway to listen.

"This is a message for detention tomorrow from Mr. Scargall ('And Mr. Warren' could be heard faintly in the background) I'd like to inform Jasper Whitlock, Edward Masen, Bella Swan, Rosalie Hale, Emmett McCarty and Alice Brandon that ('Mr. Warren feels left out' could be heard faintly after the names where announced.) you know what? I'm going to let Mr. Warren finish the announcement." Mr. Scargall sounded exasperated and we could hear the shuffling it took to get the mic over to Mr. Warren.

"Hello, so what the students who where just mentioned have to bring tomorrow is something that represents them. Can be anything. Have a great weekend to those of you who will not be subjected to the wrath of Mr. Scargall and-"

The mic was pulled from Mr. Warren and immedietly shut off. As I finished walking and got to my locker in each classroom could be heard a 'who's that' or 'I don't know that person got detention' or something along the lines of surprisedness at the fact that all those people had detention together.


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