Did everyone miss me? XD sorry I've been busy and had a lot of stuff to do but now I can finally find time to write fanfics again lol. I promised you a sequel and your damn right I'm gonna give you one. In this sequel I have been collaborating with my friend and I am working her OC into the story as well. You may have noticed I deleted Summer Days because I felt that sequel was not good enough so this will be the official sequel. There will be AJ and Cartman, but there will be other things as well too.
Kyle and Stan were walking down the block. They were heading over to see Butters because Butters mentioned how he wanted to show them a new video game he just got.
"Remind me why the hell are we even going to see Butters?" Asked Stan.
"I think he got that new Smash Bros game." Replied Kyle.
"Oh then that makes sense...okay dude you know the rules."
"What rules?"
"The Smash rules dude, meaning don't cheat and use Game and Watch."
"I thought it was don't cheat and use Kirby."
"Really guys!? I thought it was don't be a fucking dick and choose Ness or Lucas." Cartman shouted from behind.
"DAMN IT CARTMAN DON'T FUCKING SNEAK UP ON US!" Shouted Kyle.
"I'll do what I want Keel."
"So Cartman, where's AJ?" Stan asked.
"Oh yeah she told me she was super busy today and I checked and made sure it was her voice and not her damn sister's."
"Wait! How can you che- you know what, never mind." Kyle said.
"Hey guys." Kenny said as he approached the boys.
"Hey Kenny." The boys replied.
"You going to see Butters?"
"Yeah." Stan replied. "He invited you too?"
"Yep."
The four boys walked towards Butter's house and stopped and looked down the street and saw a moving truck at AJ's house.
"Well shit Cartman look." Kyle said pointing to the moving truck
"OH THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT!" Cartman shouted. "SHE WOULD HAVE FUCKING TOLD ME!" Cartman began to run as fast as his fatass could let him run and banged on the door. The door was opened by Cassandra.
"Oh God do you like ever go away?" She said.
"WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING SISTER!?" Cartman shouted.
"I would tell you, but then again why should I?"
"Oh I don't know, maybe it's because WE ARE FUCKING TOGETHER!"
"Ugh look, if this is about the fucking moving truck calm your shit. We are unfortunately not moving away."
"Then what is the moving truck here for?" Stan asked as he arrived with Kyle and Kenny.
"Well...I suppose I can tell you." Cassandra replied.
"Then tell us!" Cartman yelled.
"Pff I'm not telling you. I'm telling Stan, Kyle, and Kenny fuck you."
"TELL ME YOU BITCH!"
"Cartman...shut up." Stan sighed.
"Okay so why is the moving truck here?" Kenny asked. Cassandra whispered into Kenny's ear, then Kyle's, and then Stan's.
"Really?" Kyle asked.
"Yep it's true." Cassandra responded.
"Well that explains a lot." Kenny said. "Well, thanks for telling us."
"Yeah sure whatever." Cassandra responded while shutting the door. After the door shut, Cartman turned to his friends and gave them a look.
"What fatass?" Kyle asked.
"Are you gonna fucking tell me or not?" Cartman asked.
"About what?"
"DAMMIT KAHL YOU KNOW WHAT! WHY IS THE FUCKING MOVING TRUCK HERE!?"
"I'm not telling you fatass."
"Fine, Stan?"
"No way dude find out for yourself." Stan replied.
"...Kinny?" Cartman asked Kenny.
"No fucking way, if AJ didn't tell you, then she didn't want you to know. You'll probably find out later." Kenny firmly stated.
"You know what, fuck you guys let's just go play Smash already." The boys left for Butter's house and as they crossed the street the front door of AJ's house opened. It was AJ.
"Hey Cassandra? Was there anyone here?" She asked.
"No." Cassandra replied.
"Oh okay." AJ shut the door.
At Butter's house the boys played many games of Smash Bros. Not only were the four main boys there, but Tweek and Craig were there too. Throughout all the smash rounds, Cartman didn't win once.
"HA! You suck at smash, Fatass!" Kyle laughed.
"Well Kahl, at least I wasn't cheating." Cartman replied.
"What do you mean? I didn't use Ness, Lucas, Kirby, or Game and Watch."
"Yeah, but you used Rosalina."
"How is using her cheating?"
"That fucking star takes all the damage instead of her."
"Whatever."
"Now fellas let's not get into a huge fight." Butters said. "If that happens, I could get grounded."
"AGH!" exclaimed Tweek. "Let's not get Butters in trouble...it's too much pressure on me to get someone in trouble."
"Hey guys look who's walking out of AJ's house?" Craig shouted from the window. Cartman jumped up and ran to the window and pushed Craig aside.
"Owe." Craig said in his non emotional voice. He then flicked Cartman off but Cartman didn't seem to even notice. Coming out of AJ's house was AJ and a girl her age with brown fluffy hair. She wore a purple newsboy hat, a purple jacket, a blue scarf, a blue skirt with purple leggings.
"Who the fuck is that!?" He shouted.
"Oh so that must be Lana." Kenny said.
"Who the fuck is Lana?"
"You didn't know Eric?" Butters stated. "That's AJ's cousin. AJ told me last week she was moving in."
"What!? She told you and not me?"
"Well...I guess so, Eric."
"THAT'S BULLSHIT! I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST TO KNOW!"
"Cartman, cool your shit." Craig said.
"NO!" He responded. Before Eric could say more, the doorbell rang down stairs. Butter's mom answered the door.
"Oh hi, AJ." She said. "Come on in. Oh and this must be Lana."
"Yeah this is my super dooper awesome cousin." AJ responded.
"Well Butters and everyone are upstairs."
"Thank you, Mrs. Stoch." AJ dragged her cousin up the stairs and was greeted by Butters who opened the door.
"Hey AJ." he said.
"Hey there brother from another mother." She replied. Lana didn't say anything, she was very nervous being in a new town. "So Lana this is Butters. Over there are Craig, Tweak, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, and that's Car Car."
"Wait," Lana said. "That one's your...you know."
"Yeah I guess you were expecting someone more attractive and less of a fatass." Kyle said giggling. Upon hearing this, Stan began to laugh a little too.
"SHUT YOUR JEW MOUTH KAHL!" Cartman responded. "and Stan you shut up too." Lana just went dead silent as AJ showed no response to this. Lana was confused on how AJ just stands there smiling and not acknowledging that the guy she liked was acting like a total asshole.
"Well ummmm hi." Lana said. "I'm Lana and ughhhh-"
"-She's super happy to be moving here and living with me and my sister!" AJ interrupted.
"Yeah what AJ said."
"OH WOW YOU GOT THE NEW SMASH BROS!?" AJ shouted in excitement. "I WANNA PLAY!"
"Careful AJ, I might kick your ass." Cartman said.
"Oh please." Kyle said. "He lost all of the rounds we played with him."
"Well he could beat me you never know." giggled AJ. "Then again, I could win too."
"You are on AJ!" Cartman said.
"This should be good." Craig said.
"AGH..." Tweek said.
"Calm down Tweak. Just sit back and watch the show." Craig then put his hand on Tweek's shoulder.
As Cartman and AJ were playing smash, Lana slipped off to the side and sat alone. Butters then came over to her.
"Do you need some company?" He asked.
"Ugh...sure." Lana said.
"So your AJ's cousin?"
"Yes."
"Soooo what do you think of Colorado?"
"Well it is really cold around here. My mom said I have to wear my hat to bed because she thinks I'll catch damn cold or something." Butters laughed. "What's so funny?"
"Well ugh, I think we could really be good friends."
"Friends?"
"Yeah."
"Can I tell you something?"
"Of course you can."
"Well...I never really had any friends. You see, AJ is so optimistic and positive that she can make friends with even the rudest of people and I guess that happened with her and this Eric Cartman. I'm the person who stands in the corner."
"Well why not change that?"
"What do you mean?"
"It means you and I can be friends and I can help you make more." Butters smiled which was contagious because Lana began to smile.
"HA CARTMAN LOST TO A GIRL!" Kyle laughed.
"Oh guys don't be so mean to him." AJ responded. "In a way, I kinda cheated because I used Kirby."
"Yeah Kahl!" Cartman said.
"Dude it was fair you used Ness which is also considered cheating." Kyle replied.
"Yeah so you were evenly matched." Stan added.
"Shut up, Stan!" Cartman shouted.
"Whatever Cartman, you can deny it all you want. But you did lose." Kyle stated.
"Guys just stop." Kenny said. "It's a fucking game."
"Ummm are those four boys always like this?" Lana asked Butters.
"Yeah Kyle, Kenny, Stan, and Cartman get into it all the time." Butters responded.
"But in the end, they're still friends." Craig said.
"I always wonder...AGH...why..." Tweek added.
"It must be a pretty strong friendship." Lana said.
"Yeah...that's probably it." Butter said.
Later that night, AJ and her cousin said their goodbyes and went home. As the two girls walked into the house, they were greeted by AJ's mother.
"Hey you two." She said.
"Hi mom!" AJ happily said.
"Did you introduce your cousin to your friends?"
"Yes mom."
"Good. Lana you will be sharing a room with AJ for now on. We got all of your things in the room so you are all set. Your parents room is next to Cassandra's room."
U"Okay thanks for telling me." Lana said.
"No problem now off to bed the two of you. You have school tomorrow."
"Got it mom!" AJ said.
That night, Lana actually did sleep well. She knew that maybe she could have a better life in this new town after all, she had a brand new friend.
The next morning Lana and AJ walked into Mr. Garrison's class together. Lana sat down in a desk at the back of the room because that was the only desk that was not taken and fortunately it was right behind Butters. AJ skipped to her desk and sat down. Her and Cartman began to whisper things to each other. Butters turned around in his seat.
"Hi Lana." he said.
"Oh hi." she responded.
"I know the first day is hard, but just remember we are friends. I even added you on Facebook." Lana checked her phone and noticed he did send her a friend request. She immediately added him and smiled.
"Thanks."
"No problem."
"Okay students sorry I'm late." Mr. Garrison said walking in. "There was a bunch of damn traffic and crap so I do apologize for being late, but not really." After that, Mr. Garrison made Lana stand up to talk about herself because obviously the new student fucking had to. Lana sat back down and began to listen to Garrison's lecture.
Finally lunch came around Kenny, Kyle, and Stan sat at the table on one side while Butters and Lana sat on the other side.
"Dude, have you seen AJ and Cartman?" Kyle asked.
"Not since class." Stan responded. "Lana did you see anything?"
"No." Lana replied.
Before anything else was said, Cassandra walked by with a lunch box.
"Have any of you seen my sister?"
"No." They all replied.
"Shit...where's that disgraceful asshole boyfriend of hers?"
"Missing too." Stan said.
"SHIT! This must mean they're with each other, god it makes me sick. Here just give this to her when you see her." Cassandra handed the lunch box to Butters and walked away.
While this was happening it was true, AJ and Cartman were together. Of course this was one of Cartman's schemes and it was the first time he took AJ with him.
"Okay AJ, today you and I are going to play a prank on Garrison."
"Cool." AJ responded. "What are we gonna do?! Tell me! Tell me!"
"AJ shhh you shhh."
"I'm sorry." AJ whispered. "I've never pulled a prank on anyone before and I'm just so excited. Especially because I'm doing this with you." AJ hugged him and Cartman blushed, but then immediately stopped and faced AJ with a serious face.
"Okay AJ let's not get distracted, we have work to do."
"Right." AJ said. "Just tell me what I need to do sir."
Back at the lunch table, Kyle was beginning to think something was up.
"Dude seriously...where the fuck are they?" Kyle said.
"Its been like 7 minutes Kyle..." Kenny said. "Stop worrying."
"Yeah and why do you even care?" Stan asked.
"Because I'm concerned for AJ."
"Don't worry Kyle. She's fine." Lana said. "See there they are." Cartman and AJ were laughing as they approached the lunch table.
"Alright I'll bite." Kyle said. "What did you two do?"