More of an Introduction
(I feel like i should mention Kenny has taken Pip's virginity)
Pip is a cute blond living in South Park. At age 9 he was crushed by Mecha-Streisand, but lets pretend that didn't happen, because the author cherishes Pip and cries because he's dead.
Anyway, Pip is dating Kenny. they spend a lot of time together. lately Pip has noticed Kenny has been hanging out with Butters more. Pip didn't think much of it, other than that he was happy that two great people are getting long. Pip was sitting at a lunch table alone, Kenny said he would sit with him but he didn't show. Pip could see Kenny talking and laughing with Butters across the cafeteria, Butters was even blushing. Pip did love Kenny, and it hurt him a little when he saw them like that.
The end of the day approaches and Pip is doing stuff at his locker. The bell rings and Pip starts to walk to the doors. He's stopped as Kenny steps in front of him "Pip, I'm breaking up with you." he says and walks away. Pip feels crushed. He holds in tears as he walks out. He gets halfway home then starts crying. He expected Kenny to break up, but didn't know it would hurt that much. He felt like garbage, he felt like a rain cloud was being held over his head, he felt like a used condom, like a soggy piece of pizza.
Pip spends the rest of his night drinking tea and crying. He tries to read a romance novel but it reminds him of his own romance gone wrong, and it makes him cry. Meanwhile, Kenny is trying to get in poor Butters' pants. Butters thinks he'll get grounded, so he brushes Kenny off.
To be continued