Chapter 1 "Starting Today You Are a Host"

Dear Diary, my name is Kenji Utada and I am currently sixteen years old. I know, I'm writing in a diary, a very girly thing to do, but it's keeping my mind off of things. Recently my twin sister Kanako passed away by a fatal disease. Doctors were unsure of the strange illness and I watched her life slip away each second of the day. It is sad really. I loved her dearly; she was my friend and my sibling. She excelled in middle school and was offered a scholarship to go to any school she wanted to go to. However; I never got to go to school. Our family was poor and they wanted the male of the family to stay home. My mother was going through the same disease as my sister. I cooked and cleaned and took care of her as her life passed. Doctors think that it ran in the female's genetics. My father and I didn't get sick. Because my sister is gone and I don't have anything to do, my father wants me to go and get my education. He has to try and maintain work any way, so he said school would be good for me. The problem is I would have to go under my sister's name. It would be too late for me to enroll into school at my age and since my sister is the only one educated, I would hide my identity and take the scholar ship under her name to any school my father approved of. However; he figured it would be best to enroll into a girl's school, seeing how first off, my sister was a girl and it would look good on her part also, it would allow me to fit better in with the female society. So today diary, I enter my first year into the Saint Lobelia's Girls Academy for the wealthy. We didn't have the money to rent or buy the uniform, so I had to wear my sister's clothes. We should be lucky we were twins; at least I fit into her clothes…almost. I'll end my entry for the time being.

My father called me from down stairs and I quickly placed the long blonde curly wig on my head. It also had a red bow, which was recommended by the school that all female's with long hair wear. I slipped into some girly flats, which by the way where tight on my feet and headed down stairs. I had on a red skirt that went past down my knees and it ruffled around me. This outfit also had a some what baggy sweater that could hide my non-existence breasts and the sweater was white with red along the collar and sleeves. At least I was in school color. The school also said in its rules that if a student couldn't wear the uniform to be at least in color.

My father called again and I ran down to him. He looked at me and blushed, but I gave him an unsure look. I hated being pretty, especially having that feminine look. He couldn't resist but hug me tightly. I struggled to breathe. I grabbed my bag and just started walking out. I had to walk, even in flats. No trains or buses ran in our area. It was a poor neighbor hood, worse than middle class. I hated living this life at times. As I walked the guys on the corner gave me that whistling sound, pleased by appearance look and attitude. I had no idea how to respond to that, so I just walked pass them.

About twenty minutes later I arrived on the campus. Big heavenly gates welcomed me with open arms and there were signs saying "No boys allowed…EVER!" this made me curious. If the school find out, I think they'd kill me. Good thing I was going as my sister.

I walked around looking for an administration or something. I needed my schedule and a map. Were schools really this big and expensive looking? Every where I turned people looked filthy rich and signs of Benio were all over the place. I guess they really loved this guy or is it a girl? A second later I wasn't paying attention and I ran into something. I was soft and broke my fall.

"I'm so sorry I…" I stopped and looked at this perfect figure in front of me. It was the prettiest girl I've ever seen, in a way.

"No it's ok. You didn't mean to. You must be the new commoner we heard about right?" She said as her voice spoke angelically.

"Commoner? Me, no? I'm just a normal poor person almost living on the street. I guess you can say I'm like a commoner,"

"Well, it's interesting to meet some one like you. My name is Tanya Saki and yes my last name is like the alcohol spelling. I'm running a club her on the school. It's going to be better than Benio's club,"

"I take it you don't like her?" I said questioning.

"Well, I don't mind her, but she is strange. She is always chasing after the Ouran's host boy Haruhi Fujioka,"

"There's a school that has a host club?"

"Why yes. The Ouran Host Club caters to girls who have too much time on there hands. They only cater to those girls every day. Each member consists on a certain type that women fall over heels for. There's the wild type, boy lolita, cool type, natural, twinest and princely type. I've seen there work and I'm impressed…a little. I don't like how they are wasting the money on themselves, so I decided I would make a club like that, but we would serve men from other schools or who simply visit us. The money would go to other clubs who need it the most and we wouldn't take any claim of it. So I'm looking for those that I find suitable…like you,"

Suddenly she grinned at me and in a second, two of her minions came running over.

"Um…what's going on?"

"Silence! Starting today, you will be apart of my club. With your looks, you could attract almost any one easily. I'm sure we can unlock your hidden talents and make you a star…like me,"

"So milady, you needed us," One girl said, as she grinned cleverly. Her eyes had that, devil appearance in them.

"Yes Hikari! I need you to take this commoner into my saloon to begin work. Your sister Karin will join you,"

"We got it perfectly under control!" They both said at once and dragged me off some where.

"Just who the heck are you two!!??" I screamed as they kept running.

"Why were the Haruno siblings," They said once again in perfect sync.

"I'm Hikari," the one twin said.

"And I'm Karin,"

"Great, another set of twins, but even worse than me and my sister. At least we don't…strange,"

"So let me get this straight, you two are twins and finish off each other's sentences,"

"Exactly!" They exclaimed and threw me into a chair.

They tied me down and looked around the room grabbing random things. Obviously they weren't going to mess with my wig, since they saw it perfect, but they were grabbing make up and different things. Just what I needed, to be even more girly.

"So should I start, or do you want to start sister?" Karin said as she leaned in close next to Hikari.

"No no, you start. After all, I'll be filming this historical event,"

"Perfect,"

"Wait what!!!!!"

I struggled for a while as Karin placed make up all over my face. They varied from lip stick to eye crap. It took them over an hour till I think they were done. No wait, they had to do my nails to. I hate my life. That's when Tanya came in with some other people. One seemed really short, like four foot nine, the other really tall, one had glasses just by the way the light hit them, so I assumed they had this certain logo like appearance.

"Were done milady," The twins once again shouted.

She came over and pushed them aside. In a quick second, her face lit up with sure brilliance. She was too over whelmed.

"PERFECT!!!! You two did well this time. All she needs is an outfit,"

"I already have that arranged Tanya. I figured out her size by how tall and wide she was. I do believe there is an outfit in the back meant for her standards," The one with the glasses said as she looked into a sliver book. Hmm, must be profits and stuff by what I'm guessing.

"Brilliant Koyuki! You certainly are good to have around,"

"I know. I just do my job,"

"So milady, how should we address our new subject to every one?" Hikari asked.

"Well now, she isn't ready to be host material just yet and she doesn't fit the labor bill. I'm sure if I trained our kitten she could be ready for hosting by tomorrow,"

"Well Tanya that could be an issue. We open our new club today,"

"Drat! I forgot. Hmm, well my little kitten you start training right now! First, change into this uniform,"

"Uh…since when did I become a pet?"

"Since you entered our school,"

"Oook,"

I walked into the back changing room and made sure no one followed me in. I sat down and looked at the skirt and matching shirt with a bow. I'm not sure how I'll pull this off. I tried on the shirt and I figured it would be a little tight around the chest, for a girl. I had nothing around me to make it look like I had boobs and I wasn't going to tell them either. They might kill me. I heard them call for me over and over and I stuck my head out quickly.

"Hey, I'm sorry but I…" I thought quickly seeing how I could make this work out. "I need some tissues, lots of them too,"

"Why?" they all asked at once.

"Because…my nose is bleeding! Hurry!"

They ran at once as the short one and tall one ran out to retrieve the tissues. I sat in the room waiting for a while till I heard the feet run i.

"We have the tissues Kan-kun!" the short cute girl said.

"Uhh...thanks. How you calling Kan-kun!!!!???" I said at her ear.

She cried a little and I assured her it was fine. I went in the changing wrong with my boxes of tissues and began to stuff the shirt like crazy till I reached a prefect fluff-ness. Yes, fluff ness people. I stepped out after changing and every one looked at me with big eyes.

"You,"

"Look,"

"So,"

"CUTE!!!!" Tanya ruined the moment. She hugged me tightly till I couldn't breathe.

"Help me!"

Then the tall one ran over and lifted me up. She must be strong or I was really light. Then her eyes changed from serious to…something else.

"Mona can you please put her down now," Tanya said, reaching for me.

"Sorry," she said shyly.

She placed me down and looked at me and blushed a little. I was very confused but I just sort of laughed. It was about three in the after noon and the doors open to boys, tons of them by the mother loud gathering around the room waiting for us. Then I noticed something strange in one corner, an exact copy of us, but in guy form.

"Well ladies, it's time for us to begin!" Tanya said as she grabbed me and placed me next to her.

I only wonder how well I can manage and who are those strange boys looking at us. Maybe they are the club they told me about…the Ouran Host Club.

To be continued….

I was bored and wanted to make a story which idk if I'll continue or not about an counter opposite of the host club, but at Saint Lobelia. I tried to relate the names to the oringal hosts. Tamaki being Tanya, Kyouya being Koyuki, Hikaru being Hikari, Kaoru being Karin, Mori being Mona and Hunny will probably be Hunni or Candy, maybe. Unsure. Tell me what you think. The only manger name change is Kenji and Haruhi.