Brandon Hurst
Miley Cyrus (PARODY)
Mr. Cyrus I speak for everyone when I say your daughter has gone completely crazy! Growing up Miley was a role model to children everywhere. Now she goes on stage half dressed in her underwear. But different people see this change in different lights. Some say Miley is finally coming out of her shell and showing her true colors, but really she just likes the attention. Since the little country girl, who had a double life as the superstar "Hannah Montana", is no more, Miley is looking for new ways to be back on top.
Mr. Cyrus it is natural for a child to start to rebel against society. I know it is probably difficult to accept that your daughter is growing up so fast before your eyes, but I say it's time to put your foot down. When your daughter comes in on a wrecking ball… without clothes on, that's where the line should be drawn. But are you too blinded by the fame and the money? Have you forgotten the little girl you raised to be a great role model to the young children around the world? Now she's giving twerking lessons instead of helpful life lessons.
But I guess you know what is right for your daughter. Let her smoke… Let her twerk on stage… You're still getting paid either way. But think about all those kids that are watching. Next thing you know there are going to be 6 year old kids smoking and having twerk constest. Just know this is because of you. What you influenced in your offspring. I've already seen videos of kids trying to be like Miley and let me tell you… it was not pretty. I had to shield eyes because it was too painful to watch. All these baby Mileys out there… soon twerking is going to be a national sport, and Miley is going to be the head coach, and that would make you the General Manager.
Although Miley is no longer the same girl she once was, it is not my place to criticize. Miley is now grown which means she makes decisions on her own now. And there are many people who love the new Miley. Those people who enjoy watching Miley go wild with her foam finger while she is dancing on Robin Thicke. People will pay a lot of money to see that! So I give yall props on getting Miley back on top of the popularity board, but how long will she stay there?