AN: JUST A SHORT STORY ABOUT A CULLEN HAVING A BIT OF FUN.
I DON'T OWN ANYTHING.
Cullen's Karaoke night
It was a Friday night that Bella headed to the Cullen's house with her boyfriend Edward in his sliver Volvo. Alice her best friend and boyfriends sister was having a karaoke night and wouldn't let Bella get out of the night no matter how much she tried. When they got to the Cullen's house the living room had been completely moved around so there was know a massive space in the middle of the floor by the karaoke machine and the television, the seats had been moved so that they made an audience.
"Hi, Bella you're here" said a very hipper pixie "and you're going to have so much fun I can just see it." Alice could see the future and often used this to her own advantage.
"Hi, if you say so Alice. When we starting then." Bella asked, as the rest of the Cullen's came in and sat down.
"Now, I'm first with Grow up." And she walked over to the karaoke machine and started it up, picked her song and the night began.
This is who I am and this is what I like Chorus: I'd like to stay up late, spend hours on the phone Chorus I don't wanna be told to grow up (grow up, grow up) I don't wanna be told to grow up
GC, Sum and Blink and MXPX rockin' my room
If you're lookin' for me I'll be at the show
I can never find a better place to go
Until the day I die
I promise I won't change
So you better give up
I don't wanna be told to grow up
And I don't wanna change
I just wanna have fun
I don't wanna be told to grow up
And I don't wanna change
So you better give up
'Cause I'm not gonna change
I don't wanna grow up
Hanging out with all my friends and never being at home
I'm impolite and I make fun of everyone
I'm immature but I will stay this way forever
'Til the day I die
I promise I won't change (change, change)
So you better give up
I don't wanna be told to grow up (grow up, grow up)
And I don't wanna change
I just wanna have fun
I don't wanna be told to grow up
And I don't wanna change
So you better give up
I don't wanna be told to grow up
And I don't wanna change
I just wanna have fun
I don't wanna be told to grow up
And I don't wanna change
So you better give up
'Cause I'm not gonna change
I don't wanna grow up
'Cause I'm not gonna change
I don't wanna grow up
(Grow up by Simple Plan)
Alice finished and sat down telling Jasper it was his turn.
"Ok, I'm going to sing I'll make a man out of you."
Let's get down to business Tranquil as a forest I'm never gonna catch (Be a man) Time is racing toward us (Be a man) (Be a man)
To defeat the Huns
Did they send me daughters
When I asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch
I ever met
But you can bet
Before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man
out of you
But on fire within
Once you find your center
you are sure to win
You're a spineless, pale
pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a man
out of you
my breath
Say good-bye to those
who knew me
Boy, was I a fool in school
for cutting gym
This guy's got 'em
scared to death
Hope he doesn't see
right through me
Now I really wish that I
knew how to swim
We must be swift as
the coursing river
(Be a man)
With all the force
of a great typhoon
(Be a man)
With all the strength
of a raging fire
Mysterious as the
dark side of the moon
till the Huns arrive
Heed my every order
and you might survive
You're unsuited for
the rage of war
So pack up, go home
you're through
How could I make a man
out of you?
We must be swift as
the coursing river
(Be a man)
With all the force
of a great typhoon
(Be a man)
With all the strength
of a raging fire
Mysterious as the
dark side of the moon
We must be swift as
the Coursing river
(Be a man)
With all the force
of a great typhoon
(Be a man)
With all the strength
of a raging fire
Mysterious as the
dark side of the moon
(I'll make a man out of you- Mulan)
Japer's song seemed to fit him well Bella thought, Jasper had after all been in the arm and had trained others to.
"Next Emmett" Alice announced. Emmett got up flicked through the list of songs and suddenly smiled.
"Can't keep it down is what I will be singing" Emmett told the group.
You know what it's like Well, that's how it is, when she's around, I can't keep it down when that girl's around I'm thinkin' 'bout the time in my life 'Cause I'm lookin' down the front of her gown, I can't keep it down when that girl's around
When you wake up in the mornin' and it's hard,
Standin' up straight at attention
Like the changin' of the guard?
Or how it is in a porno shop
When you put you quarter in the slot,
And you try to look cool
So nobody knows that you're hot?
You go to a club and you're high
On some fine marijuana
And the singer of the band
Copped all of her moves from Madonna ... and you wanna
Or late at night, you're home in bed alone,
And it's cold out,
And put your hand where it's warm
While you open up Miss January's fold-out
And I can't, no I can't
I can't keep it down!
I can't keep it under my control
I can't k-k-keep it down, no, no I can't!
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna rock and roll!
When I first learned what cryin' was,
The first time I ever had to come face to face
With what dyin' was,
The relatives gathered all in black
To mourn for my great aunt Juanita,
When who comes through the door to pay her respects
But our cousin Conchita,
The tears in her eyes only made them look
Even more Spanish,
As I watched her I swear I could feel the floor
Under me vanish,
She goes to them all, then she fin'ly
Comes over to me,
And she kisses my cheek and I lower my eyes,
I can hardly believe what I see!
And I can't, no, I can't
I can't keep it down!
I can't keep it under my control
I can't k-k-keep it down, no, no I can't!
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna rock and roll!
Rock and roll!
( Can't keep it down- Fame the musical)
When Emmett sat down Rosalie gave him a slap around the back of his head.
"Bella next" Alice said.
"No Alice please" Bella begged but Alice just gave her a push towards the machine. Bella looked through the list and didn't know what to pick.
"Number 203" Alice told Bella, she looked at that song and liked it.
"Ok, thanks to Alice, I'm singing Spotlight"
Are you a man who loves [Chorus:] Is this a relationship (Chorus) Oh, you oughta be
And cherishes
And cares for me?
Is that true? Is that true?
Is that true?
Are you a guard in a prison
Maximum security?
Is that true? Is that true?
Is that true?
Do we stay home all the time
Cuz you want me to yourself?
Is that true? Is that true?
Is that true?
Or am I locked away
Had a feeling that I'd find
Someone else
Is that true? Is that true?
Is that true?
Well, I don't like
Living under your spotlight
Just because you think
I might find somebody worthy
Well, I don't like
Living under your spotlight
Baby, if you treat me right
You won't have to worry
Fulfilling your needs
As well as mine
Is that true? Is that true?
Is that true?
Or is this just my sentence
Am I doing time?
Is that true? Is that true?
Is that true?
If this is love
Real, real love
Then I'm staying no doubt
But if I'm just a prisoner
Then I'm busting out
Is that true? Is that true?
Is that true?
Ashamed of yourself
What the hell
Do you think you're doing?
Loving me, loving me
So wrong
Baby, all I do is try
(Try)
To show you
That you're my
(My)
One and only guy
(Only guy)
No matter
Who may come along
Open your eyes
Cuz baby, I don't lie
(Spotlight- Jennifer Hudson)
There was silence after Bella had finished, every Cullen was in shocked because none off them knew Bella could sing so well.
"Wow Bella" Alice said. Edward just ran up to her and gave her the biggest kiss ever.
"Edward next then." Alice stated to get them to stop kissing, Bella needed to breath.
"Ok, I'll sing Careless whisper." Edward said
I feel so unsure as I take your hand an lead you to the dance floor. Though it's easy to pretend And waste a chance that I've been given. Never without your love. We'd hurt each other with the things we want to say. We could have lived this dance forever But now who's gonna dance with me? - Please stay. No dance
As the music dies something in your eyes
Calls to mind a silver screen and you're its sad goodbye.
I'm never gonna dance again
guilty feet have got no rhythm
I know you're not a fool.
I should have known better than to cheat a friend
So I'm never gonna dance again
the way I danced with you.
Time can never mend the careless whispers of a good friend.
To the heart and mind ignorance is kind.
There's no comfort in the truth
pain is all you'll find.
I'm never gonna dance again
guilty feet have got no rhythm
Tonight the music seems so loud
I wish that we could lose this crowd.
Maybe it's better this way
We could have been so good together
And I'm never gonna dance again
guilty feet have got no rhythm
no dance
no dance
you're gone - no dance
you're gone.
This matter is so wrong
so wrong
that you had lo leave me alone.
(Careless Whisper- George Michael)
Edward looked at Bella the whole time he sang and Bella started to cry. Everyone clapped when Edward finished.
"Ok, Rose your turn."
"I will be singing Broken Hearted Girl"
You're everything I thought you never were You're the only one I wish I could forget I don't wanna be without you babe Something that I feel I need to say I don't wanna be without you babe Now I'm at a place I thought I'd never be…Oooo I don't wanna be without my baby
And nothing like I thought you could've been
But still you live inside of me
So tell me how is that?
The only one I'd love enough to not forgive
And though you break my heart, you're the only one
And though there are times when I hate you
Cause I can't erase
The times that you hurt me
And put tears on my face
And even now while I hate you
It pains me to say
I know I'll be there at the end of the day
I don't want a broken heart
Don't wanna take a breath with out you babe
I don't wanna play that part
I know that I love you
But let me just say
I don't want to love you in no kind of way no no
I don't want a broken heart
And I don't wanna play the broken-hearted girl...No...No
No broken-hearted girl
I'm no broken-hearted girl
But up to now I've always been afraid
That you would never come around
And still I want to put this out
You say you've got the most respect for me
But sometimes I feel you're not deserving me
And still you're in my heart
But you're the only one and yes
There are times when I hate you
[- From: .net/read/b/beyonce-lyrics/broken,, -]
But I don't complain
Cause I've been afraid that you would've walk away
Oh but now I don't hate you
I'm happy to say
That I will be there at the end of the day
I don't want a broken heart
Don't wanna take a breath with out you babe
I don't wanna play that part
I know that I love you
But let me just say
I don't want to love you in no kind of way no no
I don't want a broken heart
And I don't wanna play the broken-hearted girl...No…No
No broken-hearted girl
I'm living in a world that's all about you and me…yeah
Ain't gotta be afraid my broken heart is free
To spread my wings and fly away
Away With you
yeah yeah yeah, ohh ohh ohh
I don't wanna a broken heart
Don't want to take a breath with out my baby
I don't wanna play that part
I know that I love you
But let me just say
I don't want to love you in no kind of way..No..No
I don't want a broken heart
I don't wanna play the broken-hearted girl..No..No..
No broken-hearted girl
Broken-hearted girl No…no…
No broken-hearted girl
No broken-hearted girl
(Broken Hearted Girl- Beyonce)
Everyone could see Rose ment that song and Bella was once again crying. The night went on with each of the Cullen children and Bella singing another song.
Alice- Bouncing off the walls- Sugarcult
Emmett- I wanna be like you- Jungle Book
Jasper- I fought the law- Green Day
Bella- Brick by Boring Brick- Paramore
Edward- Outta My head- Ashlee Simpson
Rosalie- Barbie Girl- Aqua.
"Carlisle and Esme you two need to do a song" Alice said after noticing that the 'mum and dad' of the group were not participating and were just watching the children having fun.
"No Alice we don't" Carlisle said.
"CARLISLE CARLISLE!" the children started to chant. They stopped when Carlisle stood up and walked over to the machine.
"Ok, I'll sing Fix You" Carlisle said.
When you try your best but you don't succeed
When you get what you want but not what you need
When you feel so tired but you can't sleep
Stuck in reverse
And the tears come streaming down your face
When you lose something you can't replace
When you love someone but it goes to waste
Could it be worse?
Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you
And high up above or down below
When you're too in love to let it go
But if you never try you'll never know
Just what you're worth
Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you
Tears stream down your face
When you lose something you cannot replace
Tears stream down your face
And I
Tears stream down your face
I promise you I will learn from my mistakes
Tears stream down your face
And I
Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones And I will try to fix you
(Fix You-Coldplay)
Once again Bella noticed the knack the Cullen's had for picking songs that suited them.
"Esme, your turn please" Alice begged. Esme stood with a huf and picked her song.
"Doctor Jones" Esme stated.
Sometimes the feeling is right
you fall in love for the first time
heartbeat and kisses so sweet
summertime love in the moonlight
Ah yippie yi yu
Ah yippie yi yeah
Ah yippie yi yu ooooh
Now the summer is gone
you had to go back home
please come and see me again
I never felt more alone
(Baby I am missing you)
I want you by my side
(And I hope you'll miss me too)
Come back and stay
(I think about you ev'ry day)
I really want you too
(You swept my feet right off the ground
You're the love I found)
Doctor Jones, Jones
calling Doctor Jones
Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones
get up now (wake up now)
Doctor Jones, Jones
calling Doctor Jones
Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones
wake up now (wake up now)
Ah yippie yi yu
Ah yippie yi yeah
Ah yippie yi yu ooooh
Ah yippie yi yu
Ah yippie yi yeah
Ah yippie yi yu ooooh
All I think of is you
and all the things we had
Doctor what can I do
why does it have to be like that
(Baby I am missing you)
I want you by my side
(And I hope you'll miss me too)
Come back and stay
(I think about you ev'ry day)
I really want you too
(You swept my feet right off the ground
You're the love I found)
Doctor Jones, Jones
calling Doctor Jones
Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones
get up now (wake up now)
Doctor Jones, Jones
calling Doctor Jones
Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones
wake up now (wake up now)
Ah yippie yi yu
Ah yippie yi yeah
Ah yippie yi yu ooooh
Ah yippie yi yu
Ah yippie yi yeah
Ah yippie yi yu ooooh
Please, please cure me
please, please cure me
please, please cure me
please, please cure me
Doctor Jones, Jones (wake up now)
Doctor Jones, Jones (wake up now)
Doctor Jones, Jones (wake up now)
Doctor Jones, Jones wake up now
Ah yippie yi yu
Ah yippie yi yeah
Ah yippie yi yu ah
Ah yippie yi yu
Ah yippie yi yeah
Ah yippie yi yu ah
Doctor Jones, Jones
calling Doctor Jones
Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones
get up now (wake up now)
Doctor Jones, Jones
calling Doctor Jones
Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones
wake up now (wake up now)
(Doctor Jones-aqua)
Everyone once agin clapped and Bella thought this was it and she could finally go to bed.
"No, Bella it's not over yet. Duets time and first me and Jasper will sing Have a Little Priest" Alice said.
Alice
Jasper
Both
That's all very well, but what we gonna do about him?
Later on when it's dark, we'll take it to some secret place and bury him
Oh yeah. Of course we could do that. I don't 'spose he's got any relatives gonna come pokin' 'round lookin' for him. Seems a downright shame...
Shame?
Seems an awful waste... Seems an awful waste...
Such a nice, plump frame
Wot's 'is name has...
Had...
Has
Nor it can't be traced...
Bus'ness needs a lift,
Debts to be erased...
Think of it as thrift,
As a gift,
If you get my drift
I mean, with the price of meat
What it is,
When you get it,
If you get it...
Ah!
Good, you got it! Take, for instance, Mrs. Mooney and her pie shop!
Bus'ness never better using only pussycats and toast!
Now a pussy's good for maybe six or seven at the most!
And I'm sure they can't compare as far as taste!
Mrs. Lovett, what a charming notion
Well, it does seem a waste...
Eminently practical
And yet appropriate as always!
Think about it...
Mrs. Lovett, how I've lived
Without you all these years, I'll never know!
How delectable!
Also undetectable!
Lots of other gentlemen'll
Soon be comin' for a shave,
Won't they?
Think of
All them
Pies!
How choice!
How
Rare!
For what's the sound of the world out there?
What, Mr. Todd?
What, Mr. Todd?
What is that sound?
Those crunching noises pervading the air!
Yes, Mr. Todd!
Yes, Mr. Todd!
Yes, all around!
It's man devouring man, my dear!
And/Then who are we to deny it in here?
(spoken) These are desperate times,
Mrs. Lovett, and desperate measures are called for!
Here we are, now! Hot out of the oven!
What is that?
It's priest. Have a little priest.
Is it really good?
Sir, it's too good, at least!
Then again, they don't commit sins of the flesh,
So it's pretty fresh.
Awful lot of fat.
Only where it sat.
Haven't you got poet, or something like that?
No, y'see, the trouble with poet is Lawyer's rather nice.
'Ow do you know it's deceased?
Try the priest!
If it's for a price.
Order something else, though, to follow,
Since no one should swallow it twice!
Anything that's lean?
Well, then, if you're British and loyal,
You might enjoy Royal Marine!
Anyway, it's clean.
Though of course, it tastes of wherever it's been!
Is that squire, on the fire?
Mercy no, sir, look closer,
You'll notice it's grocer!
Looks thicker,
More like vicar!
No, it has to be grocer -
It's green!
The history of the world, my love -
Save a lot of graves,
Do a lot of relatives favors!
Is those below serving those up above!
Ev'rybody shaves,
So there should be plenty of flavors!
How gratifying for once to knowThat those above will serve those down below!
What is that?
It's fop.
Finest in the shop.
And we have some shepherd's pie peppered
With actual shepherd on top!
And I've just begun -
Here's the politician, so oily
It's served with a doily,
Have one!
Put it on a bun.
Well, you never know if it's going to run!
Try the friar,
Fried, it's drier!
No, the clergy is really
Too coarse and too mealy!
Then actor,
It's compacter!
Ah but always arrives overdone! (singing) Have charity towards the world, my pet!
(spoken) I'll come again when you have judge on the menu!
Yes, yes, I know, my love!
We'll take the customers that we can get!
High-born and low, my love!
We'll not discriminate great from small!
No, we'll serve anyone,
Meaning anyone,
And to anyone
At all!
(Have a Little Priest- Sweeny Todd)
Bella couldn't stop laughing at the fact they were singing a Sweeny Todd song and well for that matter.
"Rose and Emmett next" was all Alice said as she sat on Japer lap after he sat down.
"Something There" Rose said.
Rose
Emmett
There's something sweet
And almost kind
But he was mean and he was coarse and unrefined
But now he's dear, and so unsure
I wonder why I didn't see it there before
She glanced this way
I thought I saw
And when we touched she didn't shudder at my paw
No it can't be, I'll just ignore
But then she's never looked at me that way before
New and a bit alarming
Who'd have ever thought that this could be?
True that he's no Prince Charming
But there's something in him that I simply didn't see
(Something There- Beauty and the beast)
Rose and Emmett song was short but well sang.
"Ok, Bella and Edward next." Said Alice as Rose and Emmet sat huddled together.
"We are going to sing I don't dance" Edward said after a long discussion with Bella.
Bella
Edward
Hey,batter,batter, hey battter,batter swing. I've go to just do my thing.
Hey,batter,batter, hey batter,batter swing.
I'III show you that it's one and the same:
Baseball,dancing,same game.
It's easy:
Step up to the plate,start swingin.
I wanna play ball now, and that's all.
This is what I do.
It ain't no dance that you can show me.
You'll never know it you never try.
There's just one little thing that stops me ev'ry time YEAH.
Come on!
I don't dance.
I know you can.
Not a chance.
It I could do this,well,you could do that.
But I don't dance.
Hit it out of the park!
I don't dance.I say you can. There's not a chance.
Slide home,you score, swingin on the dance floor.I don't dance,no.Hey,batter,batter, hey batter,batter swing.I've go to just do my thing.
Hey,batter,batter, hey batter,batter swing.
Two-steppin, now you're up to bat.
Bases loaded, do your dance.
It's easy:
Take your best shot,just hit it.
I've got what it takes, playin my game,so you better spin that pitch you're gonna throw me, YEAH.
I'II show you how I swing.You'll never know if you never try.
There's just one little thing that stops me ev'ry time. YEAH.
Come on!
I don't dance.
Iknow you can.
Not a chance.
It I could do this, well, you could do that.
But I don' dance.
Hit it out of the park!
I don't dance.I say you can.There's not a chance.
Slide home, you score, swingin on the dance floor.
I don't dance, no.
Lean back, tuck it in, take a chance.
Swing it out,spin around,do the dance.
I wanna play ball,not dance hall.
I'm makin a triple,not a curtain call.
I can prove it to you til you know it's true,cause I can swing it, I can bring it to the diamond too.
You're talkin a lol;show me what you gat. STOP.
Swing!
HEY
Come on,swing it like this.
Oh,swing!
Ooh
Jitterbug...just like that.
That's what I mean; That's how you swing.
You make a good pitch but I don't belive.
I say you can.
I know I can't.
I don't dance.
You can do it.
I don't dance,no.
Nothin'to boy, alta boy. YEAH.
Hey,batter,batter, hey batter,bater what?
One,two,three,four, everybody swing!
COME ON!
I don't dance.
I know you can.
Not a chance.
It I could do this,well,you could do that.
But I don't dance.
Hit it out of the park!
I don't dance.
I say you can.
There's not a chance.
Silde home,you score,swingin on the dance floor.
I don't dance,no.
(I Don't dance- HSM)
Carlilse and Esme didn't want to do a duet and so the Cullen just sang one final song as a big group, even Bella.
Four years you think for sure The whole damn world is just as obsessed Check out the popular kids Reese Witherspoon, The whole damn world is just as obsessed High school never ends The whole damn world is just as obsessed High school never ends High school never ends Here we go again
That's all you've got to endure
All the total dicks
All the stuck up chicks
So superficial, so immature
Then when you graduate
You take a look around and you say HEY WAIT
This is the same as where I just came from
I thought it was over
Aw that's just great
With who's the best dressed and who's having sex,
Who's got the money, who gets the honeys,
Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess
And you still don't have the right look
And you don't have the right friends
Nothing changes but the faces, the names, and the trends
High school never ends
You'll never guess what Jessica did
How did Mary Kate lose all that weight
And Katie had a baby so I guess Tom's straight
And the only thing that matters
Is climbing up that social ladder
Still care about your hair and the car you drive
Doesn't matter if you're sixteen or thirty-five
She's the prom queen
Bill Gates,
Captain of the chess team
Jack Black, the clown
Brad Pitt, the quarterback
I've seen it all before
I want my money back
With who's the best dressed and who's having sex,
Who's in the clubs and who's on the drugs,
Who's throwing up before they digest
And you still don't have the right look
And you don't have the right friends
And you're still listen to the same shit you did back then
High school never ends
With who's the best dressed and who's having sex,
Who's got the money, who gets the honeys,
Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess
And I still don't have the right look
And I still have the same three friends
And I'm pretty much the same as I was back then
High school never ends
(High School Never ends- Bowling for soup)
Bella had never had so much fun and couldn't wait for the next Karkoke night at Cullen's and with the time begin 12:30am Bella walked up to Edwards room and feel into a Deep Sleep.
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