Disclaimer: I don't own Tsubasa! And I don't get paid to write fanfiction! If I did, I'd be a lot richer.
A/N: So… while I was writing this during my school, one of my teachers came over and interrogated me about it. I was just like "I'm writing about a sweater, dangit! Go away!" Ugh… why can't she mind her own business? Wait… I guess I am her own business. Never mind…
Who Made That a Holiday?
Kurogane was having a bad day so far. It all started when he woke up to Fai standing over him, wearing a banana-yellow sweater and grinning like a maniac. Kurogane had never been fond of yellow; to him it signified things like school buses and his aunt's cat that tried to kill him, lemons (which he disliked almost as much as sweet things), and the Fluorite twins' hair. Well, that last one wasn't always so bad, but at the moment, Fai D. Fluorite was the last person he wanted to see.
This was mostly due to the fact that Kurogane tried to avoid being seen in his underwear as much as possible. Especially if Fai or Tomoyo were the ones doing the seeing. Fai tended to make an awkward situation out of everything, whether it was showing up to school in the girls' uniform or whistling (rather, attempting to whistle) when Kurogane took his shirt off in the locker room. Such behavior substantially increased Kurogane's ever-constant desire to kill Fai. In any case, Kurogane slept in his underwear, which, despite being completely normal, would get him teased by Fai.
"What… are you doing?" he asked groggily, once he was able to form a coherent sentence.
"I came to remind you that it's 'wear a crazy sweater to school day'!" Fai announced.
"Who in their right mind would make that a holiday?" Kurogane asked. He already knew the answer, though. The person who established 'wear a crazy sweater to school day' was obviously crazy. Possibly even more than Fai-level crazy.
"You don't even own any sweaters, Kuro-pi," Fai notified him, whilst rifling through his dresser drawers.
"Of course I don't!" Kurogane snapped. He was not the kind of guy who wore sweaters, anyway, that much was certain. He should have just been glad that Fai didn't wear that rainbow-striped sweater that Kurogane knew he had. Speaking of Fai… "Oi! Get out of my dresser!" Kurogane snapped, although he took Fai's current preoccupation with snooping through his doors as an opportunity to pull on a pair of pants and a T-shirt.
"Kuro-sama, you just have to wear one!" Fai whined dramatically.
"No way," Kurogane said, pulling his uniform shirt on over the T-shirt. Fai continued wailing about sweaters whilst Kurogane finished dressing. Kurogane was worried that Fai was going to wake up his parents. Then again, if he hadn't woken someone up already, how would he have gotten inside? Unless of course Fai knew about the spare key hidden in the flowerpot outside.
In any case, Fai was causing so much noise he would wake up the people who lived next door. Heck, he would wake up the people that lived on the end of their street! "Shut up," Kurogane muttered.
"I'll shut up when you wear a sweater to school," Fai countered.
And that was how Kurogane ended up wearing a black and burgundy striped sweater (that he borrowed from his father) to school.
He was going to murder whoever invented that holiday.