LLOYD AND LAV

by MorroAndJaylynn

READ ME OR DIE TO DATJAYDUDE CAUSE SHE KILLED A UNICORN MERMAID THING WITH A GUN EARLIER AND IF YOU DON'T READ YOU'RE NEXT. Fo realz doe, this is a try not to laugh challenge with Lloyd and his twin brother and their fam. DO NOT LAUGH OR SHE WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU WITH HER MERMAID UNICORN KILLIN GUN.

1. Chapter 1

CHAPTER ONE OF DOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM

One day Lloyd was in his bed being a human. While he was doing so Lavender, his twin brother, walked into the room. Lloyd, feeling a disturbance in the force, looked up and gagged as he saw his twin brother. "GOOOOOOOOO AAWWWAAAYYYY," Lloyd complained, covering his face with a unicorn pillow. Lavender crossed his arms. "My room, too." he simply stated. "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY." Lloyd yelled, with his new man voice. Lavender rolled his eyes and looked at the ceiling. He smirked. "Hey, Lloyd?" "WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT." He groaned in reply. "look at the stars." he replied. "It is in the middle of the day... and we are inside..." Lloyd stated, quite confused at his brother's motives. "WWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL JUST PRETEND WE ARE OUTSIDE ROMANTICALLY AT NIGHT OUTSIDE ROMANTICALLY. AT NIGHT." Lloyd stared at him confused then a voice came from outside their door. "Boys?! Why do I hear you talking?" The feminine voice asked. "BECAUSE YOU HAVE EARS!" The twins shouted in unison. The voice huffed and the boys could hear footsteps walking off. "Hee hee... LloydddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd?" Lavender asked. "SHADDAP!" Lloyd screamed, breaking his voice to the point he sounded like his four-year-old sister. Lavender screeched in a super high-pitch voice, "I JUST WANTED TO ASK YOU IF YOU WANNA PLAY WITH AMERICAN GIRL DOLLS!" Lloyd gasped and sat up. "THEY ARENT JUST DOLLS! THEY ARE YOUNG WOMEN WITH HEART TOUCHING BACKSTORIES!" "FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT!" Lavender shouted. Suddenly, Garmadon burst into the room. "Did you say American Girl dolls?" he asked. Both Lloyd and Lavender got weapons from under their pillows and pointed them at their father. "DONT TELL A SOUL OR YOU'LL WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN!" "If I was never born you two wouldn't be alive," Garmadon smirked. "Fudgey glitter sparkles, He is right." Lavender pointed out. "Fudgey... glitter... sparkles?" Garmadon asked. "Shaddap and get out of our room." the twins said in unison. "YOU TWO ARE SONS OF CHEESEBURGERS AND FRENCH FRIES!" Garmadon shouted. "Dat means yo a cheeseburger bruh." Lavender and Lloyd said together. "I know. I apparently taste like one." Garmadon said. "Says who?" Lloyd asked. "YO MAMA." Garmadon dabbed and left the room like a boss. Lavender and Lloyd stared at each other and tried not to laugh until their father was out of sight, they failed. Lavender screeched while he laughed and Lloyd snorted. "Yo," Lavender began but was interrupted by an eruption of laughter escaping his lips. "mama." he finally finished as Lloyd fell on the floor laughing to the point his face was bright red. "wwwwooooooowwwww. Dad is just..." Lloyd was gasping for breath through his laughter. "Yo mama... I bet she's the french fries." On the spur of the moment, a yelling was heard from the front yard. They both looked at each other and ran out the door.

A/N:

(Italicized is MEEEEEEEE and normal is my NONFRIEND CAUSE SHE HIT ME WITH A HAT EARLIER DatJayDude...)

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