Dial J for Jean
Call no. 1: Logan
BRRING! BRRING BRRING!
"Goddamn it, I need to shut that fucking phone off…" Logan grumbled, grabbing the receiver. "Hello?" He grumbled
"Hey… is your refrigerator running?" Jean asked, snickering hysterically. Logan's eyes narrowed furiously. "This… aint… funny, Red." Logan snarled
"Hey?" Jean asked. "WHAT?" Logan roared. "There's something on your ass." Jean giggled, Logan getting up to find a whoopee cushion taped to his buttocks. Logan spat out unintelligible gibberish as Jean hung up, laughing wildly.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA… ooh boy, hehehehe what a sucker.." Jean cackled, before dialing a new phone number
Call No. 2- Duncan
BRRING! BRRING! BRRING!
"Aw, fuck! I just had my phone bill paid this fucking morning!" Duncan snarled, grabbing the receiver. "Who is this?" Duncan glowered
"Um… This is your mother calling and I am outraged with your shenanigans and your obnoxious BS!" Jean barked disguising her voice with a voice modulator.
Duncan instantly shat his pants. "Mother?" Duncan whimpered. "Yes that's right. I wanted to call to tell you to be gay, go marry a butch bastard like yourself, get arrested as many times as you want, and don't ever come near my lawn or I'll cut off your head and use it as a totem pole! Got it, sonny?" Jean snapped, holding back her laughter.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, OLD WOMAN! I'M GONNA COME THERE AND KILL YOUR FUCKING ASS!" Duncan hollered, Jean having an evil grin on her face as she wired the call to the local police department.
"911? We have a warrant for the arrest/death sentence of one Duncan Matthews." A police dispatcher announced, as Duncan was dragged out on the lawn and shot in the head.
"Hello? Operator? I'm afraid my party line has been disconnected! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Jean cackled maniacally, giggling with delightful glee as she snapped photos of Duncan's corpse. "Hehehehehe… he sure learned his lesson…" Jean cackled, her grin widening as she found her third victim. "This is going to be fun…" Jean snickered
Call No. 3- Principal Kelly
BRRING! BRRING! BRRING!
"Um… Hello?" Principal Kelly answered feebly, only to hear evil laughter. It echoed through the walls of the office, all at once, the door to his office locked shut. Kelly tried to break the door down but to no avail.
"Hahahahhahhahaha… welcome to the madhouse, Principal… now you get to see how crazy you've made ussssssssss!" Jean hissed, a snakelike tongue forming from her mouth as it licked Kelly's sweating neck.
"What-what what do you want with me?" Kelly whimpered, peeing in his pants as a large shadow formed over him. Jean stood before him, dressed in black robes, a large scythe in her arms, and her face painted with the form of a bloody skull.
"Your judgment day hath arrived, O Unworthy Sinner." Jean hissed in a demonic tone, her eyes glowing red, her nails turning into long, skeletal claws, her teeth being filed down to demonic fangs, her ears growing pointy. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Kelly screamed, as Jean cut off his head with her scythe.
"That will do." Jean hissed, before transforming into an ethereal form of smoke, and flew off toward Asteroid M.
The next morning…
"Hey Jean, did you hear this? The news are saying some crazy demon broke into the old school and murdered Principal Kelly for being a mutant racist. Crazy, isn't it?" Bobby asked, watching the news on TV.
"Yeah… really strange." Jean remarked, wiping off the blood stains from her hands as she looked at her scythe and her Reaper costume. A bone-chilling smile formed on Jean's face as she looked at the reader. "Shhhhh… tell me reader, what is the one question you can never answer yes to?" Jean asked, spraying the screen with green, hazy smoke.
"are… you… asleep?" Jean whispered, her eyes glowing bright red as the camera went to black.